We have all seen up close how this butcher works for years, these are not knee jerk reactions.
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Conte manage from the grave. but he will fight for the title.
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Milan, Allegri's words
The Milan coach continued: "The first match is always difficult. You can't concede goals in these games, and unfortunately we did. We need to work better in these situations. We must feel the danger, otherwise we will miss it. We all have to take responsibility because we can't concede two goals like that."
Then about Santiago Jimenez: "He arrived later, he worked hard today and did everything he could." Finally, Allegri commented: "You have to see the positive in the negative things. We have to be ready for dirty games, too."
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Milan, Allegri's words
The Milan coach continued: "The first match is always difficult. You can't concede goals in these games, and unfortunately we did. We need to work better in these situations. We must feel the danger, otherwise we will miss it. We all have to take responsibility because we can't concede two goals like that."
Then about Santiago Jimenez: "He arrived later, he worked hard today and did everything he could." Finally, Allegri commented: "You have to see the positive in the negative things. We have to be ready for dirty games, too."
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Time for the Allegri copypasta:
Many have tried interpreting Allegri.
Some cited existing philosophical works such as Bordiga, Hegel and Plato.
The former saw Allegri as the progenitor of a spontaneous revolution, his football being so boring it had deep ideological significance. They viewed his football as the cry of discontentedness with the neoliberal consensus, and a legitimate philosophical work in it’s own right.
The modern Hegelians saw Allegrismo as the dialectical synthesis between two states of being, that of anguish and that of ennui. Those using the works of Plato are conflicted on whether to see Allegriball as a concrete object, real and tangible, while all consider the feelings the games elicit to be abstract.
Others saw it as post-modern performance art and tried to categorise it as the intended catalyst of a yet to materialise Neo-Fluxus movement.
Alas, others even ascribed it a theological value, arguing for the canonisation of Allegri and compared our pain watching to the pain our lord felt on the cross. A contingent of these worshippers split recently and alleged Allegri was inherently heretical, no mortal man had ever suffered like Jesus did until we watched the Cremonese game.
The truth is, Allegriball defies what the human mind is capable of interpreting.
We can only bask in its majesty.
Many have tried interpreting Allegri.
Some cited existing philosophical works such as Bordiga, Hegel and Plato.
The former saw Allegri as the progenitor of a spontaneous revolution, his football being so boring it had deep ideological significance. They viewed his football as the cry of discontentedness with the neoliberal consensus, and a legitimate philosophical work in it’s own right.
The modern Hegelians saw Allegrismo as the dialectical synthesis between two states of being, that of anguish and that of ennui. Those using the works of Plato are conflicted on whether to see Allegriball as a concrete object, real and tangible, while all consider the feelings the games elicit to be abstract.
Others saw it as post-modern performance art and tried to categorise it as the intended catalyst of a yet to materialise Neo-Fluxus movement.
Alas, others even ascribed it a theological value, arguing for the canonisation of Allegri and compared our pain watching to the pain our lord felt on the cross. A contingent of these worshippers split recently and alleged Allegri was inherently heretical, no mortal man had ever suffered like Jesus did until we watched the Cremonese game.
The truth is, Allegriball defies what the human mind is capable of interpreting.
We can only bask in its majesty.
Allegro throaters just cannot accept that he's beyond washed up. Same old shitty patterns at Milan too even though it's early days. He's not in the same league as Conte atm. With Conte, at least you know he still has the ability to make mediocre players look good.
But as bad as I think Allegro is, I think we'll be worse under Tutor. I have zero expectations from this bang average team and coach and maybe that could be a good thing hopefully.
But as bad as I think Allegro is, I think we'll be worse under Tutor. I have zero expectations from this bang average team and coach and maybe that could be a good thing hopefully.
