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Ronn

#TeamPestoFlies
May 3, 2012
19,559
that's very important indeed

(even gds, cds, dazn and marelli thought it was a penalty, and rocchi also admitted it was a mistake)

anyway, good to know that penalties and red cards aren't important. things you learn on tuz, episode 739

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what shows what again?
So the same bozos who that brought chaos to the refereeing in Italy, suddenly have valid opinions because their match yours? The fact that ball did not hit Bani’s arm first is not a factor at all? Not agreeing with your delusions doesn’t mean I don’t think penalty calls are not important in deciding the final result of a match.
Juve is turning into Inda, Tuz is turning into FIF. Congratulations in being Brehme189 of Tuz.
 

Buy on AliExpress.com
Jun 16, 2020
10,875
It’s only gay if any of the parties are not hamsum
If you’re deep in the forest on some exercise for weeks, your last pair of socks just got wet, sharing a can of dirty food with your buddy and your dick accidentally slips in his hands while he’s making some upwards and downwards movements and it has a positive effect on your mental state it isn’t gay, he’s helping his buddy out.

If you find yourself in a 5 star hotel in Monaco with Massimiliano, Russian hookers and Dom Perignon with no limits available, but your dick ends up in his ass, well yeah that’s gay. Fuck that shit. The Bible is very clear here.
 

Lion

King of Tuz
Jan 24, 2007
31,783
If you’re deep in the forest on some exercise for weeks, your last pair of socks just got wet, sharing a can of dirty food with your buddy and your dick accidentally slips in his hands while he’s making some upwards and downwards movements and it has a positive effect on your mental state it isn’t gay, he’s helping his buddy out.

If you find yourself in a 5 star hotel in Monaco with Massimiliano, Russian hookers and Dom Perignon with no limits available, but your dick ends up in his ass, well yeah that’s gay. Fuck that shit. The Bible is very clear here.
this is the greatest post of 2023
 

Vlad

In Allegri We Trust
May 23, 2011
22,601
So the same bozos who that brought chaos to the refereeing in Italy, suddenly have valid opinions because their match yours? The fact that ball did not hit Bani’s arm first is not a factor at all? Not agreeing with your delusions doesn’t mean I don’t think penalty calls are not important in deciding the final result of a match.
Juve is turning into Inda, Tuz is turning into FIF. Congratulations in being Brehme189 of Tuz.
Few seasons ago Id agree that it shouldnt have been a penalty. However, these days it is a penalty 9/10 times. Whether we like it or not its the standard with every handball intentional or unintentional. Football has become a soft sport. Look at the tackles these days. Player gets to a ball first, then takes the opponent down and its a yellow nowdays. I dont care much for officiating in general but VAR reviews every incident, penalty, red cards, offsides and it is suspicious that they didnt check those 2 potentially game changing incidents.
 

Post Ironic

Senior Member
Feb 9, 2013
41,837
It’s only gay if any of the parties are not hamsum
Looks like @Lion can’t be involved if we want to keep things from being super gay.

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If you’re deep in the forest on some exercise for weeks, your last pair of socks just got wet, sharing a can of dirty food with your buddy and your dick accidentally slips in his hands while he’s making some upwards and downwards movements and it has a positive effect on your mental state it isn’t gay, he’s helping his buddy out.

If you find yourself in a 5 star hotel in Monaco with Massimiliano, Russian hookers and Dom Perignon with no limits available, but your dick ends up in his ass, well yeah that’s gay. Fuck that shit. The Bible is very clear here.
This sounds very Red Army. :shifty:
 

X Æ A-12

Senior Member
Contributor
Sep 4, 2006
86,617
If you’re deep in the forest on some exercise for weeks, your last pair of socks just got wet, sharing a can of dirty food with your buddy and your dick accidentally slips in his hands while he’s making some upwards and downwards movements and it has a positive effect on your mental state it isn’t gay, he’s helping his buddy out.

If you find yourself in a 5 star hotel in Monaco with Massimiliano, Russian hookers and Dom Perignon with no limits available, but your dick ends up in his ass, well yeah that’s gay. Fuck that shit. The Bible is very clear here.
the only gay part about this was inviting the women
 

singus

Senior Member
Sep 22, 2020
2,073
well done for some tuzzers, they're taking sides with these:
shocking reaction.
Watching stitch getting more and more desperate is another benefit of following Tuz.

Apparently saying something is not a penalty worthy of defending Allegri for in another shambolic performance against mighty Genoa, means that you are taking sides with whatever random tweets Stitch will find in his hunt for justice and truth.

Please dont stop
 
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Post Ironic

Senior Member
Feb 9, 2013
41,837
and tuz says with a big fucking mouth that we turned into inda

i can't even...
Juventus is like -25 on VAR decisions since they brought it in. Inter like +10, Nipples like +20.

Even in our winning run and during peak banter Inter era those teams had a far more favourable whistle than Juve. So they would complain about the timing of penalties/cards. The scudetti of honesty, etc.

But sure, Tuz is like FIF I guess for not wanting Juve to be very obviously screwed by the refs on a regular basis. :boh:
 

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