Massimiliano Allegri (448 Viewers)

[DAiDEViL]

Football matches last for 90 minutes.

Jihadiball. The games last for 90 minutes, but your body ages 10 years.

Now, I have a few more to spare, but idk how long @Bianconero81 & @CrimsonianKing can keep up.

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Yes next thing we’ll point Bin Laden and Hussein as his assistants to complete our jihadball transformation

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[Badass J Elkann]

Why not Badass Allegri?

wasn't even my call, I couldn't even log in without knowing @Mark changed the name

 

[Vlad]

Allegri as a director? It's win win for both camps. It opens up place for a new coach which will please the haters, while throaters will be pleased that Al-legri will remain part of the club.

 

[DAiDEViL]

Allegri as a director? It's win win for both camps. It opens up place for a new coach which will please the haters, while throaters will be pleased that Al-legri will remain part of the club.

Actually it's dictator. Little typo.

 

[JUVEMOOD]

Why did we not accept his resignation again? What's the point having him in a new role now?

Even more dangerous to have a person like him that high up

It's like the board doesn't want to admit that bringing him back was a massive blunder much bigger than any of their previous fuckups

Are we sure he offered his resignation

As far as I see it..
He consider himself part of the solution and not the problem.

 

[Badass J Elkann]

If Allegri becomes sporting director I hope the FIGC plant some mad conspiracy case which will force him to resign anyways.

 

[Fab Fragment]

If Allegri becomes sporting director I hope the FIGC plant some mad conspiracy case which will force him to resign anyways.

You never know that he might actually be a FIGC plant.

 

[Badass J Elkann]

You never know that he might actually be a FIGC plant.

ofc he is, he's a shit mole that stands out like a sore thumb

 

[Fab Fragment]

I refuse to believe that we have a bad team. We have had worse players over the years but have never looked so clueless.

 

[Bianconero81]

I refuse to believe that we have a bad team. We have had worse players over the years but have never looked so clueless.

We don't have a bad team. We lack identity. We do have some garbage players (a few of them selected by the footballing terrorist himself), and the squad may seem dysfunctional and imbalanced, but it is also the most expensively assembled team in the division and the one with the highest wages (the clown coach also gets paid a gazillion poopas to spew nonsense in press conferences and look like an inept ape in games).

This reactionary Pezevenki has fielded 100 different formations in 100 games since his return, but our cuck board seem to think he's doing well and satisfying the parameters (whatever they may be, since they enjoy shifting the goalposts after every failure). We have a CFO who had his wife stolen by a Unibrow, and a bunch of incel accountants parading as Juve fans running, excuse me, ruining the ship.

We should be doing much better, and a lot of our results are inexcusable and unjustified. But but but.... The Fossil won 11 trophies in his previous stint, and we beat Barca 3-0 over half a decade ago.

 

[DAiDEViL]

We don't have a bad team. We lack identity. We do have some garbage players (a few of them selected by the footballing terrorist himself), and the squad may seem dysfunctional and imbalanced, but it is also the most expensively assembled team in the division and the one with the highest wages...

Best squad on paper.

 

[Mark]

wasn't even my call, I couldn't even log in without knowing @Mark changed the name

for the good of

 

[Badass J Elkann]

for the good of

If the figc fuck us up. Its your fault just so you know

 

[JuveJay]

https://www.juvefc.com/del-monte-reveals-disconnection-between-allegri-and-frustrated-chiesa/

“Most stories revolved around misfiring striker Dusan Vlahovic and Argentine veteran Angel Di Maria. The latter was out of the squad that traveled to Bologna over the weekend and reports claimed that his announced injury was a mere facade to hide an issue between him and the coach.

According to Italian journalist Adriano Del Monte, Federico Chiesa is on the same boat as his attacking compatriots.

The TV host revealed on Twitter that there’s a disconnection between the Euro 2020 hero and the club, mostly due to Allegri.

Del Monte claims to have received this information from sources close to Chiesa. He adds that the player is feeling frustrated for having to play out of position, putting his future at the club in doubt”


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Standard kind of "Insider news" you get when everything is bad, fans hate the coach so tensions you see from players becomes an easy story. Who likes not winning and playing shit? The guy presents Milan TV so take it how you will.

 

[Mark]

If the figc fuck us up. Its your fault just so you know

don't make me ban you.

for the good of JJ.

 

[Clamarc]

New coach that will be coached by Allegri

 

[X Æ A-12]

if our fans were not such docile assholes, he would have to leave because of safety reasons. they deserve this mockery for not putting any pressure on neither him nor owners.

Amazing take

 

[Lion]

I refuse to believe that we have a bad team. We have had worse players over the years but have never looked so clueless.

isn't it amazing how when team went though a winning streak earlier in season, it was all the genius of allegri. but now that team can't win and players can't pass, it's all because players are bad or overpaid or only good on paper?

the thoaters sa4tch and daidevil would have you think it's only players.

 

[Badass J Elkann]

don't make me ban you.

for the good of JJ.

You know ship began to sink when you banned me for months on end

 

[Rockets]

Actually it's dictator. Little typo.