Massimiliano Allegri (226 Viewers)

[singus]

Tbh Conte or at least someone like Conte is the only thing that will fix this team mentally, in the long term Conte is not the man. Is it too much to ask for a progressive manager I.e benfica's Roger Schmidt or someone German who's not call Tuchel

Majority of this forum actually thought Allegri was a coach. Says something about the level of football knowledge.

Now we go on and pretend to know that the only manager who can fix this team, happens to be the dude we had few seasons ago. What a coincidence. Come on now... There are PLENTY of coaches out there who can create JUST A SIMPLE football system and gameplan for our team.

There are no excuses for waiting for a particular coach to be available. ANY coach is better than this absolute disgusting piece of shit that we currently are being abused by.

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Many have tried interpreting Allegri.

Some cited existing philosophical works such as Bordiga, Hegel and Plato.

The former saw Allegri as the progenitor of a spontaneous revolution, his football being so boring it had deep ideological significance. They viewed his football as the cry of discontentedness with the neoliberal consensus, and a legitimate philosophical work in it’s own right.

The modern Hegelians saw Allegrismo as the dialectical synthesis between two states of being, that of anguish and that of ennui.

Those using the works of Plato are conflicted on whether to see Allegriball as a concrete object, real and tangible, while all consider the feelings the games elicit to be abstract.

Others saw it as post-modern performance art and tried to categorise it as the intended catalyst of a yet to materialise Neo-Fluxus movement.

Alas, others even ascribed it a theological value, arguing for the canonisation of Allegri and compared our pain watching to the pain our lord felt on the cross. A contingent of these worshippers split recently and alleged Allegri was inherently heretical, no mortal man had ever suffered like Jesus did until we watched these season games.

The truth is, Allegriball defies what the human mind is capable of interpreting.

We can only bask in its majesty.

Thank you for this.

 

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[Anverch]

26 years being a fan for this team, playing ugly, refusing to move on from mistake is even worse, by not firing this idiot we will lose mote money by not qualifying for anything, no one is watching this team anymore, no appeal for any random to like juve, rebranding this team and coming out like this,it's sad. I love you guys here, but I'm done!
Rather watch any epl game then juve. Unnecessary stress. Adios.

 

[campionesidd]

This was certainly the 9/11 moment for Allegri’s jihadball.

 

[Clamarc]

Most of us survived Calciopoli but so many has given up now because Allegri. Man is the most dangerous terrorist ever

 

[AOD4]

How do you manage, i want Allegri to leave but the same time i dont want Juve to miss out CL qualifications.
Because the only way , he will get sacked if we miss out in CL qualifications.

 

[campionesidd]

How do you manage, i want Allegri to leave but the same time i dont want Juve to miss out CL qualifications.
Because the only way , he will get sacked if we miss out in CL qualifications.

I won’t be watching Juve matches till he’s sacked. Why waste my time and mental and emotional energy supporting the club if the coach, the players and the management themselves couldn’t be bothered.

 

[Juve_fanatic]

We dojt have the players nor the coach at this point to be in a better situation than what we are currently in....

 

[Akshen]

Fuck this shit, i cant believe we are keeping him after that game. Its apparent there is no chemistry in that squad and players shit on his so called tactics. We wont be able to revamp yet again next mercato so the only solution has to be changing the manager, why are u postpoting it Agnelli. This guy wont even reach top 4 this year. Damn and I was so happy when he was coming back.

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Del Piero: “Agnelli’s words? Everyone knows the moment they are in. Agnelli said he will go ahead with Allegri on the bench for at least the next 8 months. This is a very clear indication for the players and for the whole club. If he has confidence in his staff and the people who are with him, obviously, he thinks there are resources to be able to come out of this difficult time. He then used the term ‘alchemy’, but if that isn't there it's hard to find it."

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exactly Del Piero sees it too, but wont say it loudly, there is nothing that is saving us from the deepshit we are in other than changing the stubborn old guy who doesnt fit the modern football.

 

[delpiero1986]

Allegri: Everything is under control. We will win against Benfica and PSG and Benfica will drop points against Maccabi, so we will reach the next round. We are in the right position. I´M THE SOLUTION

 

[Al Birdie]

Now now, let's not be too hasty. Let's see where he's going with it. I'm sure he has a plan!

 

[Bianconero81]

I hope once we finally kick him to the curb, he NEVER EVER gets a coaching job again. This Pezevenki needs to be as far away as possible from coaching with his inherent stupidity and archaic methods.

Kos Omein Om Omak Ya Ibn Deen El Kalb Ya Ibn El Marra El Mitnaka Ya Sharmoot Ya Ibn El Labwa.

Street and Rookie section.

 

[s4tch]

rookie my ass, let's not be idiots. guy is the only coach to win 5 back to back scudetti, obviously a legend, not even debatable.

sack him and forget ever calling him again, but rookie? ffs tuz

 

[Bianconero81]

rookie my ass, let's not be idiots. guy is the only coach to win 5 back to back scudetti, obviously a legend, not even debatable.

sack him and forget ever calling him again, but rookie? ffs tuz

Well, he deserves the rookie section for his 2nd stint here. He was a legend from 2014-2019, but over the past 18 months, he's arguably the worst coach we've ever had.

 

[Strickland]

If he doesnt fuck off without causing the club further problems, he's also not a legend for me.

Imo you need to be a bianconero to be considered a legend and it seems more and more clear that Max doesnt give a fuck about the club.

 

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[Tak!]

I am so glad I missed the episode last night. I was able to see bits of first half but I think I got the sense of the episode. I really think the screen writers need to be changed, this show is turning darker and darker by each season. I don't know what the screenplay is based on either because it seems a bit rehashed. Every episode is more or less the same. Kind a bored. I would rate the show 3/10, would not recommend it. If they change the director and let him/her impose their own ideas and bring new staff. Then I think the show can reignite because it has some interesting characters and some potential but they need a more convincing and compelling script.

 

[x-japan]

So many records broken this season for both our team and the opponents )

 

[s4tch]

Well, he deserves the rookie section for his 2nd stint here...

what about being consistent and judging players like marchisio, barza or del piero based on their last seasons here. lippi's 2nd stint ended badly too.

would be childish to ignore the big picture so let's not even go there, right?

 

[Rockets]

tired of blaming him, just wondering how a two year gap changed a man so much?

 

[Akshen]

This:
The #Allegri bis on the #Juventus bench is an unprecedented disaster. After a first year of failure (zero titles) in October of the second season he is already out of the championship fight and (almost) from the second round of the ChampionsLeague. Soft team, without character and game ideas