jesus christ, you're on a roll dude. while at it, please give me the attacking stats for our midfielders under different coaches. like arthur was a 10g10a player for barcelona, oh no, he wasn't. or rabiot used to score 6-7 goals regularly for psg and the same for sarri and pirlo, fuck he didn't. like morata was a consistent player throughout his career until allegri ruined him, yeah, it's not true either. these mids NEVER in their careers were consistent goal scorers or assist providers. never. but but but allegri lmao, he just keeps ruining everyone's career, just ask tuz.
kulu scores 2 goals against open, terribly organized epl defenses. one is a tap in, the other is something he scored a few times here too, but failed to provide it on a regular basis. tuz: allegri. you can't make this shit up.
after the euros, when the preseason started, we thought we could rely on goals from ronaldo, dybala, chiesa and morata. kean was always gonna be a depth option. now, ronaldo fucked off, morata decided to not shoot even when he faced no one else but the goalie, chiesa came back injured, missed the preseason and never truly got started, and dybala also has a meh season compromised by injuries. tuz: ronaldo ran away because of allegri, morata forgot how to score because of allegri, chiesa got ruined by allegri (his injury is on him too, just read the roma game thread; i'm sure max has something to do with chiesa's euro final injury too, can't wait to find out what). and of course i'm still eagerly waiting for a verdict on dybala. he never was injury prone before allegri? no, that would be inaccurate. allegri could never play him effectively? he scored like 90 goals under allegri, with some pretty good and one bad season, so it's not true either. anyway, tuz's creative, we'll come up with some solution that fits the narrative.
allegri was reportedly furious after the summer mercato. i assume it was true, because the management gave him one of the most expensive winter mercati in the history of the club, and vlahovic is the level of 9 we should have started the season with. guy scores 4 goals (and an other which was recorded as an own goal) in 6 matches. tuz:
take ronaldo away from pirlo on the last day of mercato and give him kean instead. now tell me with a straight fucken face that he'd still finish at 4th place. because that is where the next level is, and i'm sure tuz's ready for it. will you say it, or will you let someone else to take the glory?