The day is the 18th March 2015 and Juventus under their Coach Massimiliano "Euromax" Allegri have just advanced to the quarterfinals of the Champions League after a convincing 3:0 win against Borussia Dortmund. In the minutes after the game, Allegri is surrounded by journalists from all over the world:
"How did the injury of Pogba influence the game?"
"Who is the best defender in the world and why is it Barzagli?"
"Did doubts over the result ever cross your mind?"
Allegri takes a step back and smiles. With his somber baritone he answers: "Gentleman, I am very happy to answer your questions in a few minutes. But for now, excuse me, I need to tell the people at tuz that they were wrong about everything and that I'm $#@!ing awesome."