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Juvellino

Senior Member
Mar 19, 2015
7,146
- what was that fax right now, Francesca?
- Mr. Zamperini it was an offer from Giuseppe Marotta. He wants to buy Paweł Dybała, our Polish striker.
- GOD DAMN IT, how much does he offer?
- He wants a loan with option to buy in 2016
- but Dybala's contract ends in 2016
- his Post Scriptum deals with that issue with a photo.
- wtf, a fucking photo? What photograph is this?


















































:rofl:
 

GarfielD

Senior Member
May 21, 2009
13,423
- what was that fax right now, Francesca?
- Mr. Zamperini it was an offer from Giuseppe Marotta. He wants to buy Paweł Dybała, our Polish striker.
- GOD DAMN IT, how much does he offer?
- He wants a loan with option to buy in 2016
- but Dybala's contract ends in 2016
- his Post Scriptum deals with that issue with a photo.
- wtf, a $#@!ing photo? What photograph is this?


















































Im in tears. :lol::lol:
 

juventus4life

Senior Member
Apr 21, 2012
4,388
I love this guy :lol:

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So you stuck around, eh?
Yes, I have to follow Juventus no matter I go to Tuz or not. Been that way since 1986 despite so many ups and downs. I picked Tuz rather other Juve forums because of many Tuz smart and funny members with very interesting posts. My apologies to Allegri. But hey, I wasn't the one during that meltdown, man.
 

Bianconero_Aus

Beppe Marotta Is My God
May 26, 2009
81,135
Yes, I have to follow Juventus no matter I go to Tuz or not. Been that way since 1986 despite so many ups and downs. I picked Tuz rather other Juve forums because of many Tuz smart and funny members with very interesting posts. My apologies to Allegri. But hey, I wasn't the one during that meltdown, man.
All good my friend. We all had a memorable meltdown when he was first appointed, but thankfully it all seems to be going to plan.
 
Jul 13, 2010
6,792
I just had this dream, we are playing our game that would clinch the title , after scoring our first goal the team celebrated by going into the opposition box and synchronically "shot a three pointer" with imaginary basketball. Then pogba came in the second half and added another, then whole juventus stadium got bizarre, and allegri had "a snowball fight" with vidal while celebrating. But then my dog started to bark like mad and I woke up, I don't know if we scored more and how they celebrated.

But here is the idea: why not give up some training time for some funny stuff like celebrating the goals with a mini etudes? I would definitely let to do that if I were allegri. That would bring squad harmony to another level. Then let them have some beer on training
 

Bianconero_Aus

Beppe Marotta Is My God
May 26, 2009
81,135
I just had this dream, we are playing our game that would clinch the title , after scoring our first goal the team celebrated by going into the opposition box and synchronically "shot a three pointer" with imaginary basketball. Then pogba came in the second half and added another, then whole juventus stadium got bizarre, and allegri had "a snowball fight" with vidal while celebrating. But then my dog started to bark like mad and I woke up, I don't know if we scored more and how they celebrated.

But here is the idea: why not give up some training time for some funny stuff like celebrating the goals with a mini etudes? I would definitely let to do that if I were allegri. That would bring squad harmony to another level. Then let them have some beer on training
 

C.Martin

Junior Member
Jul 15, 2014
144
For 3 years I have wondered why my friends kept calling Allegri for Augustus. I couldn't sleep at nights thinking about it. I've been sitting at my desk for hours every week trying to figure it out, coming up with calculations and formulas that weren't correct. Then it hit me, the answer was right in front me all time but I didn't notice it. Augustus was the greatest emperor of the Roman Empire, owning almost all of europe. People loved him. People feared him. It's the same with Allegri, although we know him better as Euromaxx. Allegri, greatest coach in the world at the moment, people love him. People fear him. We need to understand that. Allegri 4 life

And why my female friend keep calling Allegri for Peter North I dont need to figure out.
 
Jul 20, 2012
20,044
For 3 years I have wondered why my friends kept calling Allegri for Augustus. I couldn't sleep at nights thinking about it. I've been sitting at my desk for hours every week trying to figure it out, coming up with calculations and formulas that weren't correct. Then it hit me, the answer was right in front me all time but I didn't notice it. Augustus was the greatest emperor of the Roman Empire, owning almost all of europe. People loved him. People feared him. It's the same with Allegri, although we know him better as Euromaxx. Allegri, greatest coach in the world at the moment, people love him. People fear him. We need to understand that. Allegri 4 life

And why my female friend keep calling Allegri for Peter North I dont need to figure out.
:lol: I love this guy
 

C.Martin

Junior Member
Jul 15, 2014
144
Another fantastic thing about Allegri is that he takes personal disputes out on the pitch....He humiliated Pato and Ronaldinho repeatedly and cast aside any player who didn't speak of him in the most glowing terms in the media.

Inzaghi, Urby, Pato, Pirlo, Seedorf, Kaka, Balotelli, Gattuso and Nesta all had problems with him (And I know I'm missing some). Pato missed a penalty just coming back from injury and he immediately benched him. He was MUCH slower to take off Matri after being rubbish game after game :touched:

Conversely he defends his pet players to the death (Matri Muntari).
So he should go out to the media and say they suck? Honestly what the hell is wrong with I've read your posts is there something wrong with you?
You mean this dru? No, I'm not him, or anyone else. I'm me.
 

Bianconero_Aus

Beppe Marotta Is My God
May 26, 2009
81,135
For 3 years I have wondered why my friends kept calling Allegri for Augustus. I couldn't sleep at nights thinking about it. I've been sitting at my desk for hours every week trying to figure it out, coming up with calculations and formulas that weren't correct. Then it hit me, the answer was right in front me all time but I didn't notice it. Augustus was the greatest emperor of the Roman Empire, owning almost all of europe. People loved him. People feared him. It's the same with Allegri, although we know him better as Euromaxx. Allegri, greatest coach in the world at the moment, people love him. People fear him. We need to understand that. Allegri 4 life

And why my female friend keep calling Allegri for Peter North I dont need to figure out.
This place attracts all sorts of weirdos and psychopaths.

And I love it.
 

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