Massimiliano Allegri (168 Viewers)

[Juve-Fan-Iraq]

Spoiler: Input

Max has been playing with house money since L' Incompetente brought him back. He has zero pressure on him and despite whatever the result week after week, he literally trolls the media and fans.

Spoiler: Result

Jj fans meltdown

The sun will rise tomorrow, and subsequently set. If only @Marty would work with me on how to monetize the insanity here.

The back and fourth on this thread needs to be studied. There is no conclusion. Will this thread be locked after he leaves? I highly recommend for everybody's health.

 

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[Badass J Elkann]

Give me a break... No professional player should be making a foul like that. Not on Allegri.
Neither are Vlahovic's misses.

Oh no being 1-0 down and allegri didn't change the shape or anything for at least half of that 2nd half.

It would be nice to be paid 7 mill a year to literally not even gamble with a different shape and press higher up the pitch instead we invited pressure whilst napoli toyed with us.

 

[Alen]

What's your excuse next week? The fact we dropped points to atalanta and dropped to 3rd is remarkable? All praise Lord allegri?

Nice try with the XG...

You're a kryptonite for Allegri and his fanboys

 

[.zero]

The back and fourth on this thread needs to be studied. There is no conclusion. Will this thread be locked after he leaves? I highly recommend for everybody's health.

This bred should be enshrined with the other legendary breds like the Molinaro, Zlatan, and Agnelli breds.

 

[Badass J Elkann]

No he didn't. He put on the inexperienced little fuck who gave away the penalty.

Not only that Allegri has killed his confidence by subbing him off. I'm telling you Nonge will do well to recover from that.

 

[Alen]

This bred should be enshrined with the other legendary breds like the Molinaro, Zlatan, and Agnelli breds.

Nah. Molinaro's thread was all Cronios. Zlatan's thread was mostly for ADP fanboys being mad that Zlatan took their idol's place in the team.
This thread has everything and everybody.

 

[Patrizi]

What's your excuse next week? The fact we dropped points to atalanta and dropped to 3rd is remarkable? All praise Lord allegri?

Nice try with the XG...

Just Vlahovic's and Rugani's chances alone were higher xg than this.
Anybody with at least one eye could see how we should've buried this match

 

[Alen]

Just Vlahovic's and Rugani's chances alone were higher xg than this.
Anybody with at least one eye could see how we should've buried this match

Ohhhh, shots fired.

Badass, you won't leave this without a proper comeback, will you?

 

[Badass J Elkann]

Just Vlahovic's and Rugani's chances alone were higher xg than this.
Anybody with at least one eye could see how we should've buried this match

You know XG is quite literally the most useless stat in football, not only are you terribly wrong with the figures I'm almost adament you write speeches for Donald Trump too

 

[Boksic]

What's your excuse next week? The fact we dropped points to atalanta and dropped to 3rd is remarkable? All praise Lord allegri?

Nice try with the XG...

We definitely had more than 1.49 clear chances. Vlahovic had 3 excellent ones in the first half. We had Chiesa score, Cambiaso and Rugani both blasted over when easier to score, Vlahovic had a shot saved by Mere which was a good opportunity.

I'm not sure how xG is measured but Rugani at the end and Vlahovic's chance at the end of the first half were undoubtedly ones you'd expect a goal.

 

[Alen]

You know XG is quite literally the most useless stat in football, not only are you terribly wrong with the figures I'm almost adament you write speeches for Donald Trump too

Uuuuuuuuuu, burneddddddddddddddd

 

[Patrizi]

You know XG is quite literally the most useless stat in football, not only are you terribly wrong with the figures I'm almost adament you write speeches for Donald Trump too

It doesn't really matter what it is. As I said. We should've buried this match from all those clear cut chances, and we shouldn't have conceded from these individual errors. Point is the same, we lost this game not because of Allegri.

 

[Alen]

Badass?

 

[Patrizi]

Uuuuuuuuuu, burneddddddddddddddd

Nope. If anything, this proves to me what I've been saying all this time.

Juventus need better players.

 

[.zero]

You know XG is quite literally the most useless stat in football, not only are you terribly wrong with the figures I'm almost adament you write speeches for Donald Trump too

cc @Juventino_RUS

 

[Badass J Elkann]

I can literally imagine Patrizi at a meet up of Juve fans trying to convince them that our XG was this big.

 

[Patrizi]

I can literally imagine Patrizi at a meet up of Juve fans trying to convince them that our XG was this big.

It was huge

 

[.zero]

I appreciate measurables in any conversation

 

[Alen]

Nope.

That was such a burn, even the smoke alarm started clapping. You're losing to Badass so far.

 

[Badass J Elkann]

It doesn't really matter what it is. As I said. We should've buried this match from all those clear cut chances, and we shouldn't have conceded from these individual errors. Point is the same, we lost this game not because of Allegri.

No ofcourse not, Nonge just subbed himself on without Allegri's knowledge. Allegri changed our shape and made subs earlier when it was much needed as napoli were killing the game. But but but the XG was this big, Allegri did no wrong. Fuck my life you really are a broken record. That Nonge sub was definitely up there with the Cerri sub the other week when we lost to udinese..