I hope that, at some point tomorrow, a cross comes in and this guy is getting ready to pounce, but trips, falls over and pushes the ball in with his knee. I want this dude to score the ugliest goal the world has ever seen.
And then I want him to fall over again during his celebration. As if he's some decrepit frail 80 year old who can't even walk properly anymore. I want him to be the polar opposite of a stellar athlete.