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Ford Prefect

Ford Prefect

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Dule90 said:
I think Balotelli is one of the craziest talents out there. Not many players can pull magic like this guy, his touches are great. Sadly he's a brainless guy, too bad... he seems much, much worse than Cassano when it comes to attitude. When he's playing he's doing his best and it's what I like, but outside of pitch he becomes one crazy fucker. Even for Italy he was playing with his Ipod while sitting on the bench, Prandelli went nuts, rightfully so. I think he would've been one of the best players around if he had the right brain.

EDIT: Change that pic man :p it's too huge.
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Come on man, thats why i like the guy - its fucking hillarious. Its the way i behave when i think something is ridiculous.I remember before his transfer to city, everyone was saying 'we could use a player that hates inter that much playing for juve' lol.
 
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Fake Melo

Fake Melo

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    Balotelli reportedly organizing Man City’s Christmas party

    There have been a lot of wacky stories about Mario Balotelli doing everything from throwing darts at youth team players to escorting children to school and confronting their bullies. And since Mario seems capable of all of them, it's often hard to know which are true and which are from the imagination of an enterprising newspaper hack. This one, however, I really, really hope is true.

    According to the Daily Star Sunday, Mario Balotelli has offered to organize Manchester City's Christmas party. And even though Nigel De Jong told CityTV that Mario has been "acting normal...for him" recently, this still has his teammates a bit worried.

    From the Star:
    Last night a source close to the player said: "Mario isn't one for drinking and falling out of clubs, he just thinks he can take a party to the next level.
    "But some of the lads aren't so sure. They are half-expecting imported snow with tigers and dwarves.
    He is always on the look-out for the next big laugh and it's just as likely everyone would turn up to an empty room.
    "Skipper Vincent Kompany and manager Roberto Mancini will have a lot to say about what goes on but Mario has this cheeky glint in his eye and it is making people extremely nervous."

    There really are so many ways Mario could go with this and tigers/dwarves or an empty room are just two of the tamest possibilities. He could rent out the finest hotel in Manchester and fill it with hobos he met outside a casino. He could make Carlos Tevez eat a bunch of candy and use him as a pinata. He could take the whole team to a women's prison in Italy. He could hold an eight-day Hanukkah party instead. Or he could make them all watch him speed off in his Maserati the moment they arrive. The possibilities are endless and each is more fantastic than the last.

    The Star is hardly a reliable outlet and "a source close to..." is usually code for "I just made this person up." But, again, all we can say is that this being true would be the greatest Christmas gift of all.

    http://sports.yahoo.com/soccer/blog...dly-organizing-Man-City-8217-s?urn=sow-wp5772
     
    Marc

    Marc

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    Great player. I rated him highly back when he scored a brace against us in the Coppa Italia a couple of years ago.
     
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    Azzurri7 said:
    This is disgusting.

    I hope he breaks both knees and only wheelchair to carry him from Living room to toilet.
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    that's a little extreme. i know i'm still new so i don't know how things go here, but i think wishing injury on someone else is just low. he's human afterall.
     
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