26. You are allowed to hug another man, even if you are both heterosexual, as long as you complete the hug with an appropriate back slap. At least two slaps is recommended.
7. The maximum amount of time you have to wait for another guy who's running
late is 5 minutes. For a girl, you are required to wait 10 minutes for every
point of hotness she scores on the classic 1-10 scale.
12. Women who claim they "love to watch sports" must be treated as spies until
they demonstrate knowledge of the game and, more importantly, the ability to
pick a buffalo wing clean.