Lloyd Kelly - D LC - Newcastle (11 Viewers)

[Tak!]

Jj fans will see this and ejac

Headlines: Juve closing in on Lloyd Kelli, their no. 1 prio for months. Forget all other first priorities we mentioned before, he's it.
Statistics: He's never available and has been rotting on a bench for six months.
Youtube: WATCH THIS IMPOSSIBLE MIXTURE OF MALDINI AND BONUCCI SIGNING FOR JUVE!

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They should start playing this song at the end of games in the stadium

I think your confusing the audios. That's Dusan's alarm clock.

 

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[Stevie]

 

[Quetzalcoatl]

What a desperate signing. This feels about as random as Armand Traore, except Traore didn't cost 18M.

Any 'Toli throaters care to explain this?

 

[ALC]

Lloyd Kelly is a cool name

 

[Stevie]

Lloyd Kelly is a cool name

Na it sucks.

Lloyd Smelly
George Lloyd
Smelly Kelly
Lloyd ChristmASS...

 

[PhRoZeN]

Na it sucks.

Lloyd Smelly
George Lloyd
Smelly Kelly
Lloyd ChristmASS

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Our JJ brand is hurt again, from J Medical to JTravel, to JShelter - a charity for the homeless

 

[Badass J Elkann]

What a desperate signing. This feels about as random as Armand Traore, except Traore didn't cost 18M.

Any 'Toli throaters care to explain this?

Honestly anyone that defends Junktoli for this mercato of terror is not a Juve fan.

 

[X Æ A-12]

Bad injury history, Big ears, beta facial hair, dumb name. Not looking good.

 

[PhRoZeN]

Newcastle fans delighted with the deal of selling their poor 4th choice centre back but worried they don't have much time for a replacement.

 

[cimenk]

I don’t really understand why people are shitting on a guy before hes even put on a shirt, nevermind played in a game. At least it’ll be relatively easy for him to exceed expectations. I personally like him. First long ball he pings everyone else will too lol.

What make you optimistic ?
The only problem about the transfer is obligation to buy value (€15m+3m) if true. It's quite big. But the question is what salary he signed with us. He was signed by Newcastle for free and given £8.5m (gross salary with bonus). I dont think he can get same salary with us which will made him one of highest earner with us. If he able to cut his salary a lot to join us, This guy is really motivated to join us

Found some interesting thing about him.
He played with England u20 and u21. During the time also played against Italy u20 (Buongiorno) and Bastoni (u21).
Have been a captain both with country u20 and clubs (Bristol, Bournemouth) although with Bournemouth is occasionally.
Started as LB (Bristol) but later played also as CB since he signed with Bournemouth

 

[Bianconero81]

Who's this piece of shit?

Injury prone mediocre CB who's deemed excess to requirements at a mid EPL club, but he's somehow supposed to help us in fighting for a top 4 finish? And it's not mrely an option but an obligation? Fuck off Cuntoli.

 

[cimenk]

What a desperate signing. This feels about as random as Armand Traore, except Traore didn't cost 18M.

Any 'Toli throaters care to explain this?

It could be Armand Traore
or It could be what Zambo Anguissa signing for Napoli before. He was relegated twice played for Fulham in Premier League. Signed by Napoli and become key player there

 

[Bjerknes]

I hope he doesn’t play a single minute. I do not support this signing at all.

 

[JCK]

Or keep Rugani.
Or maybe don't force out Danilo.

Or don't sell Huijsen iin order too overpay for Koopmeiners.

 

[Alin]

Giuntoli really showed his experience and eye for talent on this one, only way to explain how we’ve managed to blow off competition from the likes of Leicester, Ipswich or Preston and somehow won this bidding war, quite an impressive feet.

 

[kappa96]

Who the f' is this guy?
It looks like a banter signing , perfect for our banter era.
Has anyone even heard of this guy?

 

[Adrian]

I still cant believe this one. And there is more time for cambiaso to be sold.

We are officially a mid table club.

 

[Wings]

Jj fans will see this and ejac

Long balls better than Loca

 

[juve123]

Is he better than Veiga and Gatti?

 

[Alin]

Guy is probably as surprised as everyone seeing he is about to sign for such a historical big club as Juventus, probably wondering himself what did a nobody as himself do to earn such a move, was it the extensive injury history or his appearances as an unused sub on Newcastle’s bench that sealed it for us, hard to tell.