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Dj Juve

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Jul 12, 2002
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ladies and gentlemen, here's your host for tonite, he's tahiti's next big thing, DJ Juve

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good evening ladies and buggers, tonite, we celebrate the wem and momen that has brought light to the education, and music industry. And what better way to start the show than with a live performance from the Roma choir group, featuring the beautiful opera duet of Totti and Capello.

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and now, to present the category for Best Male/Man/Non-pussy, here's Uncle Foker

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Best Male/Man/non-pussy - and the nominations are (fill this part)

and the winners is, oh my word :eek:, it's..it's..i cant believe this...it's......after these commercials...


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now then moving along with the show

to present the award for best Female/Women/Pussies like 98 Degrees, here's kaliman

best female/Women/Pussies like 98 Degrees (fill this part)

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ok, im getting tired of this ;)


Best Male/Man/non-pussy -
best female/Women/Pussies like 98 Degrees
Best Group/more the one artist -
Sexiest lady -
adomination of the year (i.e Cheeky Girls) -
Best song -
Best solo album -
Best group/duet album -
best person u hate most this year -
Best Video -
Worst Video -
Best Movie Song -
Best Metal Band -
Best Pop Artist/band -
best Alternative Artist/band -
best r&b artist/band -
best gospel band ;) -
best newscaster -
best diver -


/note, this is not a poll, like the ultimate awards thing by Iulia, this is just a...something :)

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Dj Juve

Dj Juve

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  • Thread Starter #5
    Best Male/Man/non-***** -
    best female/Women/Pussies like 98 Degrees
    Best Group/more the one artist -
    Sexiest lady -
    adomination of the year (i.e Cheeky Girls) -
    Best song -
    Best solo album -
    Best group/duet album -
    best person u hate most this year -
    Best Video -
    Worst Video -
    Best Movie Song -
    Best Metal Band -
    Best Pop Artist/band -
    best Alternative Artist/band -
    best r&b artist/band -
    best gospel band -
    best newscaster -
    best diver -


    just put what u like from this year
     

    Tom

    The DJ
    Oct 30, 2001
    11,726
    #6
    Best Male/Man/non-pussy - erm... paul van dyk :D
    best female/Women/Pussies like 98 Degrees - erm... J'Lo :D
    Best Group/more the one artist - don't like groups :stuckup:
    Sexiest lady - J'Lo
    abomination of the year (i.e Cheeky Girls) - Gareth Gates (again) :groan:
    Best song - Tomcraft - Loneliness
    Best solo album - Sean Paul - Get Busy
    Best group/duet album - don't like groups ;)
    best person u hate most this year - Gareth Gates
    Best Video - I dunno..crazy in love
    Worst Video - Cheeky Holiday by the Cheeky Girls
    Best Movie Song - dunno
    Best Metal Band - dunno
    Best Pop Artist/band - dunno
    best Alternative Artist/band - dunno
    best r&b artist/band - sean paul
    best gospel band - what
    best newscaster - The fit one from ITV that does the evening news:cool:
    best diver - ruud van nistelrooy
     
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    Dj Juve

    Dj Juve

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    Jul 12, 2002
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    Best Male/Man/non-***** - sean paul
    best female/Women/Pussies like 98 Degrees - ummmmm....
    Best Group/more the one artist - Mew, Audioslave
    Sexiest lady - crap, i forgot her name
    abomination of the year (i.e Cheeky Girls) - Will Young
    Best song - get busy
    Best solo album - sean paul - get busy
    Best group/duet album - audioslave's
    best person u hate most this year - the usual wansktas lame rappers
    Best Video - stacy's Mom, Stone Age Queens - GO with the flow, Dj Sensei - Musica Grande
    Worst Video - Junior Senior -Rhythm bandits
    Best Movie Song - Eminem - Lose Urself
    Best Metal/Rock Band - Audioslave
    Best Pop Artist/band - is there such a thing as good pop
    best Alternative Artist/band - incubus, mew
    best r&b artist/band - missy elliot
    best gospel band - hillsongs
    best newscaster - karamjit singh walia
    best diver - totti
     

    Majed

    Senior Member
    Jul 17, 2002
    9,630
    #9
    Best Male/Man/non-***** - 50 Cent
    best female/Women/Pussies like 98 Degrees - Vanessa Charlton
    Best Group/more the one artist -
    Sexiest lady - Alicia Keys
    adomination of the year (i.e Cheeky Girls) - First of all, i think the word you mean is abomination :p ......anyway, it's the band "Good Charlette"
    Best song - Avril Lavigne_I'm with You
    Best solo album - 50 Cent Get Rich or Die tryin
    Best group/duet album - Dont know
    best person u hate most this year - Anyone from "Good Charlette"
    Best Video - Queen of the Stonesage - No One knows :D
    Worst Video - Good Charlette - Lifestyles of the Rich and Famous
    Best Movie Song - dont know any good ones from this year, so i'll just say: Faith Hill's There you'll be from Pearl Harbor
    Best Metal Band - Matallica :confused:
    Best Pop Artist/band - Vanessa Charolton
    best Alternative Artist/band - Once i know the exact meaning of "Alternative" i'll be able to answer....
    best r&b artist/band - Fat Joe and Thalia_I want you
    best gospel band - screw you Deej :p
    best newscaster - CNN's Christiane Amanpour
    best diver - Pippo
     

    vitoria_Ally

    Senior Member
    Jul 14, 2002
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    Best Male/Man/non-***** -
    best female/Women/Pussies like 98 Degrees
    Best Group/more the one artist -
    Sexiest lady -
    adomination of the year (i.e Cheeky Girls) -
    Best song -
    Best solo album -
    Best group/duet album -
    best person u hate most this year -
    Best Video - Christina Aguilera - Fighter
    Worst Video -
    Best Movie Song - Lose yourself - Eminem
    Best Metal Band -
    Best Pop Artist/band -
    best Alternative Artist/band -
    best r&b artist/band -
    best gospel band -
    best newscaster -
    best diver -


    just put what u like from this year



    That's all I know :lazy: ;):)
     

    Hydde

    Duke NUKEM
    Mar 6, 2003
    37,715
    #11
    Best Male/Man/non-***** -
    best female/Women/Pussies like 98 Degrees - Ashanti
    Best Group/more the one artist - AFI
    Sexiest lady - Vanessa carlton
    adomination of the year (i.e Cheeky Girls) - C Agulera
    Best song - Unclefoker by Terrance and Phillips best song ever!! whenever whatever :LOL:
    Best solo album - Bruce Willis
    Best group/duet album - Sandy e Junior
    best person u hate most this year - I dont know, maybe J Lopez because its a ***** ;)
    Best Video - AFI (Girls not Grey)
    Worst Video - Hillary Duff (Why not)
    Best Movie Song - main theme of braveheart
    Best Metal Band - Angra of course
    Best Pop Artist/band - none
    best Alternative Artist/band - AFI
    best r&b artist/band - none
    best gospel band - ?¿
    best newscaster - ?¿
    best diver - Totti
     

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