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i just brought it up.
nobody asked for it.
i just thought in the begining i may apologise but i am not wasting my apologies for no reason.
btw,you did good changing your sig.
always missed oportunities hurt.
btw...you agree with eminem's words in general or just in the case you mentioned on your sig?
nobody asked for it.
i just thought in the begining i may apologise but i am not wasting my apologies for no reason.
btw,you did good changing your sig.
always missed oportunities hurt.
btw...you agree with eminem's words in general or just in the case you mentioned on your sig?
A VERY COOL LIST I HAVE LONG TIME AGO.
IT'S ABOUT THE HYBRID THEORY OF CAURSE BUT IT'S GREAT!!
You Know You're Obsessed With Linkin Park When...
you die your hair as frequently as Mike does
you draw Chester's flame tattoos EVERYWHERE to decorate EVERYTHING
your room is floor-to-ceiling FILLED with LP pics
you ran out of room on your walls and put pics on your ceiling
you ran out of room in your room and your LP pics are seeping into the hallway
you set up your computer so that you have all LP clips for your sound files
you create your own complete LP desktop theme
you sing LP songs in the shower
you dream about LP at least 5 times every night/day
you almost got fired because your boss came by while you were writing a 15-page post at linkinpark.com
you are hungry and you wish Chester could come over to your place and cook for you
your parents tell you to go get a job, and you think, "ok, ill be a graphic artist, or maybe a musician..."
your two big thrills of the day are listening to LP and reading/posting on the LP messageboards
you watch the videos for one step closer and crawling over and over and over...
your notebooks have more LP doodles than actual notes
you wish you could shout one line of lyrics and then sing perfectly the next line of lyrics like Chester does
you run up to every guy you see with bright colorful hair, just in case...
even your parrot knows the Hybrid Theory CD by heart
you have to buy an extra hard drive just for all your LP stuff you downloaded
every time someone tries to interrupt you, you yell, "shut up! shut up when I'm talking to you!"
your boyfriend thinks you like LP more than you do him
your boyfriend thinks you like LP more than you do him AND HE'S RIGHT
you can listen to Hybrid Theory a billion times on end and never get sick of it
you buy 3 Hybrid Theory CDs.. one to display one side of the booklet, one to display the other side, and one to keep in the case
you are reading this list
you try and befriend one of the moderators for the official site just to get info on LP that only they know about
you somehow actually manage to GET the info
you start to think about... anything and it always seems to turn into something about LP
LP is the only reason you get up in the morning
you've actually done some of these
you try to contact Chester for cooking help
you try to contact Joe or Mike for art help
you draw them for an art class assignment
you put it online because its so good
you post it on your wall because its so good
you like it so much, you don't turn it in for the fear of not getting it back
your email signature quotes LP lyrics or quotes
in crowded places, you shout LP songs in hopes of finding a fellow LP fan
you listen to LP so much, your boyfriend starts singing them, even though he doesn't like them
you listen to LP so much, your boyfriend starts singing them because you got him hooked
you overhear someone talking and think they're saying "Linkin Park" every third word
you are known in school as "the Linkin Park weirdo"
you make your own Linkin Park site
you make a comic based on one of your dreams about LP (click here to read ^.~)
you do the above and flip out over the fact that they may actually read it, and you redo the comic to make it better, just in case...
you can fit LP into ANY conversation
your mom is threatening to break your LP CDs (all 50 copies you own) because you play it so much
you spend more money on LP stuff than you do on food
you can fork up \\$20 for LP merchandise, but you cant seem to lend your friend \$1 for the fear that you will see something LP that you don't already have and wont be able to afford it
you're too cheap to buy official LP shirts, so you go buy transfers and blank t-shirts and make your own
you can name off the full names and birthdays of all the LP members, but you cant seem to remember your parents birthdays..
you try to convince your boyfriend to dye his hair green/pink/blue...
you are a master of LP trivia
you've never seen any LP quizzes on fan sites, so you decide to make your own (coming soon!)
you email [email protected] because you have something that's not on the list
your parents tell you that you cant listen to LP anymore cuz your obsessed
you use this page as a checklist to see how much of a LP freak you are
you have a chart on your wall showing how many people you have converted into LP fans
you make dolls of LP members
you call someone "Joe" or "Big Bad Mr. Hahn" who has the last name "Hahn" and REFUSE to call him by his real name
the only reason you go online is to see LP sites
you celebrate LP members birthdays
you get LP withdrawals when at school cuz you cant listen to your CD in class
you listen to your CD in class anyway
your teacher catches you listening to your CD player in class and sends you to the principle and you get suspended cuz CD players aren't allowed in school
you come back after suspension, except this time with an mp3 player, and you argue that there's no rule about mp3 players when they try to suspend you again
you have to pay for extra disk space on your server to accommodate your LP site
you're too cheap, so your LP site is spread on about 10 different servers
your ideal husband is one of the LP members
it seems like your computer is on 24-7 cuz you are constantly downloading LP files
you submitted about 20 entries to the official fanart contest cuz you figure one of them has to win
you submitted about 20 entries to the official fanart contest because you want LP to see what you're capable of cuz you think they may contact you to design a CD cover or something..
whenever you're feeling down, you listen to LP and feel better
you sit in class all day dreaming about LP
you don't hear the bell in class because your too caught up in your daydream
your teachers make references to LP (like, "if LP did this, then...") just to keep you paying attention
that's the only way you pay attention
every time someone mentions "Lincoln Park" you feel the need to start laughing
when someone says "Lincoln Park" you manage to control yourself and end up with just a big grin on your face
you make LP members in Tony Hawk's Pro Skater 2 and make them ultimate skaters
you cant seem to beat THPS2 with Tony Hawk, yet you master if with your LP members
you make LP skins for the Sims
you start up a LP fanclub at school/work
your weekly wardrobe consists of just LP shirts and jeans
you get insanely jealous when someone says they are more of an LP fan than you are
you're too afraid of ruining your LP shirts, so you have them on display in your room
you know CDs are tough, but you wonder if you may be wearing out your LP CD from playing it every minute of the day
you throw a party every time you see LP in a magazine.. and of course you buy 3 copies of that magazine, even if it IS only an ad..
even your LP fan friends think you are too obsessed
anytime one of your friends sees a LP related item, they always think of you
anytime one of your friends sees a LP related item, they almost buy it for you, then remember that you already have it
none of your friends will come to your house anymore for the fear that you will force them to listen to LP
you HAVE to listen to LP to be able to get to sleep
every time you see an LP item, you just HAVE to buy it (even if you DO already have it..)
the minute you walk into your local record store, the guy behind the counter tells you that he has new LP stuff in stock
you come home terribly late and instead of cutting your allowance or grounding you, your parents decide on the ultimate punishment for you: NO LP FOR 2 WHOLE WEEKS!!
you take your LP CD to Sears and slip it into one of the stereos on display and proceed to play your favorite song as loud as you can
you are banned from Sears for doing the above, so you go to Best Buy and do it..
you are playing your LP CD while reading this
your teacher actually said something like this to you: "OKAY! One more 'Linkin Park' outta you, and I'm sending you to the PRINCIPAL!!" ... and off you went
IT'S ABOUT THE HYBRID THEORY OF CAURSE BUT IT'S GREAT!!
You Know You're Obsessed With Linkin Park When...
you die your hair as frequently as Mike does
you draw Chester's flame tattoos EVERYWHERE to decorate EVERYTHING
your room is floor-to-ceiling FILLED with LP pics
you ran out of room on your walls and put pics on your ceiling
you ran out of room in your room and your LP pics are seeping into the hallway
you set up your computer so that you have all LP clips for your sound files
you create your own complete LP desktop theme
you sing LP songs in the shower
you dream about LP at least 5 times every night/day
you almost got fired because your boss came by while you were writing a 15-page post at linkinpark.com
you are hungry and you wish Chester could come over to your place and cook for you
your parents tell you to go get a job, and you think, "ok, ill be a graphic artist, or maybe a musician..."
your two big thrills of the day are listening to LP and reading/posting on the LP messageboards
you watch the videos for one step closer and crawling over and over and over...
your notebooks have more LP doodles than actual notes
you wish you could shout one line of lyrics and then sing perfectly the next line of lyrics like Chester does
you run up to every guy you see with bright colorful hair, just in case...
even your parrot knows the Hybrid Theory CD by heart
you have to buy an extra hard drive just for all your LP stuff you downloaded
every time someone tries to interrupt you, you yell, "shut up! shut up when I'm talking to you!"
your boyfriend thinks you like LP more than you do him
your boyfriend thinks you like LP more than you do him AND HE'S RIGHT
you can listen to Hybrid Theory a billion times on end and never get sick of it
you buy 3 Hybrid Theory CDs.. one to display one side of the booklet, one to display the other side, and one to keep in the case
you are reading this list
you try and befriend one of the moderators for the official site just to get info on LP that only they know about
you somehow actually manage to GET the info
you start to think about... anything and it always seems to turn into something about LP
LP is the only reason you get up in the morning
you've actually done some of these
you try to contact Chester for cooking help
you try to contact Joe or Mike for art help
you draw them for an art class assignment
you put it online because its so good
you post it on your wall because its so good
you like it so much, you don't turn it in for the fear of not getting it back
your email signature quotes LP lyrics or quotes
in crowded places, you shout LP songs in hopes of finding a fellow LP fan
you listen to LP so much, your boyfriend starts singing them, even though he doesn't like them
you listen to LP so much, your boyfriend starts singing them because you got him hooked
you overhear someone talking and think they're saying "Linkin Park" every third word
you are known in school as "the Linkin Park weirdo"
you make your own Linkin Park site
you make a comic based on one of your dreams about LP (click here to read ^.~)
you do the above and flip out over the fact that they may actually read it, and you redo the comic to make it better, just in case...
you can fit LP into ANY conversation
your mom is threatening to break your LP CDs (all 50 copies you own) because you play it so much
you spend more money on LP stuff than you do on food
you can fork up \\$20 for LP merchandise, but you cant seem to lend your friend \$1 for the fear that you will see something LP that you don't already have and wont be able to afford it
you're too cheap to buy official LP shirts, so you go buy transfers and blank t-shirts and make your own
you can name off the full names and birthdays of all the LP members, but you cant seem to remember your parents birthdays..
you try to convince your boyfriend to dye his hair green/pink/blue...
you are a master of LP trivia
you've never seen any LP quizzes on fan sites, so you decide to make your own (coming soon!)
you email [email protected] because you have something that's not on the list
your parents tell you that you cant listen to LP anymore cuz your obsessed
you use this page as a checklist to see how much of a LP freak you are
you have a chart on your wall showing how many people you have converted into LP fans
you make dolls of LP members
you call someone "Joe" or "Big Bad Mr. Hahn" who has the last name "Hahn" and REFUSE to call him by his real name
the only reason you go online is to see LP sites
you celebrate LP members birthdays
you get LP withdrawals when at school cuz you cant listen to your CD in class
you listen to your CD in class anyway
your teacher catches you listening to your CD player in class and sends you to the principle and you get suspended cuz CD players aren't allowed in school
you come back after suspension, except this time with an mp3 player, and you argue that there's no rule about mp3 players when they try to suspend you again
you have to pay for extra disk space on your server to accommodate your LP site
you're too cheap, so your LP site is spread on about 10 different servers
your ideal husband is one of the LP members
it seems like your computer is on 24-7 cuz you are constantly downloading LP files
you submitted about 20 entries to the official fanart contest cuz you figure one of them has to win
you submitted about 20 entries to the official fanart contest because you want LP to see what you're capable of cuz you think they may contact you to design a CD cover or something..
whenever you're feeling down, you listen to LP and feel better
you sit in class all day dreaming about LP
you don't hear the bell in class because your too caught up in your daydream
your teachers make references to LP (like, "if LP did this, then...") just to keep you paying attention
that's the only way you pay attention
every time someone mentions "Lincoln Park" you feel the need to start laughing
when someone says "Lincoln Park" you manage to control yourself and end up with just a big grin on your face
you make LP members in Tony Hawk's Pro Skater 2 and make them ultimate skaters
you cant seem to beat THPS2 with Tony Hawk, yet you master if with your LP members
you make LP skins for the Sims
you start up a LP fanclub at school/work
your weekly wardrobe consists of just LP shirts and jeans
you get insanely jealous when someone says they are more of an LP fan than you are
you're too afraid of ruining your LP shirts, so you have them on display in your room
you know CDs are tough, but you wonder if you may be wearing out your LP CD from playing it every minute of the day
you throw a party every time you see LP in a magazine.. and of course you buy 3 copies of that magazine, even if it IS only an ad..
even your LP fan friends think you are too obsessed
anytime one of your friends sees a LP related item, they always think of you
anytime one of your friends sees a LP related item, they almost buy it for you, then remember that you already have it
none of your friends will come to your house anymore for the fear that you will force them to listen to LP
you HAVE to listen to LP to be able to get to sleep
every time you see an LP item, you just HAVE to buy it (even if you DO already have it..)
the minute you walk into your local record store, the guy behind the counter tells you that he has new LP stuff in stock
you come home terribly late and instead of cutting your allowance or grounding you, your parents decide on the ultimate punishment for you: NO LP FOR 2 WHOLE WEEKS!!
you take your LP CD to Sears and slip it into one of the stereos on display and proceed to play your favorite song as loud as you can
you are banned from Sears for doing the above, so you go to Best Buy and do it..
you are playing your LP CD while reading this
your teacher actually said something like this to you: "OKAY! One more 'Linkin Park' outta you, and I'm sending you to the PRINCIPAL!!" ... and off you went
LIST 2
you don't associate with anyone who thinks LP is lame
you paint the soldier that's on the HT cover on your wall
every bookmark on your web browser is a LP site
you kept your friend on the phone for 2 hours reading them this list
you offer your brother's friend 50 bucks for his Hybrid Theory EP CD cuz you cant find it anywhere else and you MUST have it
you can type "Linkin Park" faster than you can your own name
your parents wear earplugs all the time cuz you wont stop listening to/talking about LP
every calendar in your house has LP members' birthdays on it
you use this list to convince your parents that you're not obsessed because you haven't done everything on this list... yet...
you throw random LP lyrics into every conversation you have
you would do ANYTHING for a fellow LP fan
you're convinced that LP is the only thing that keeps you somewhat sane
you think that listening to LP so much might make you go insane, but you really don't care
you cant write the word "December" without putting the word "my" before it
you cannot seem to write the word "Lincoln" anymore so now we had a president named President Abraham Linkin
you chant your phone # to 565-6775 because it spells LNKNPRK
you have framed pics of LP all over your room while your diploma is in a drawer somewhere
you play the CD backwards just to see if there's a message telling you to be obsessed
you can sing the entire CD forward, backward, and in 10 languages, including 2 that you made up
your doorbell plays the beginning of in the end
you are reading this list and saying "how did they know I did this?"
you know more about LP than the band themselves do
you plan on suing MAD magazine if they every do a LP satire
you consider the day you first heard about LP to be the most important day of your life
you decide to celebrate that day every year
you refer to your room as LP headquarters. your brother refers to it as the LP store. your parents refer to it as the twilight zone. you friends don't refer to it at all because they refuse to enter it
your teachers can recognize your "LP day-dreaming face"
the only email you get is from fellow LP fans and the LP newsletter that Chester's brother sends out
your teacher says that your next field trip is to Lincoln Park and you get pissed cuz you thought they meant the band..
you do your "5 most influential people in history" report and get pissed cuz there's 6 members of LP; so you then bug your teacher soooooo much until they let you do all 6
your mother asks you, "if LP all jumped off a bridge, would you jump too?" then you start crying at the thought of them jumping off a bridge.. then you nod
you decide to move to the closest Lincoln Park
you do the above and cant seem to spell your address right on envelopes
you start going out with a guy that would look EXACTLY like Mike Shinoda if he dyed his hair
the only way you can remember how old your sister is is cuz she is the same age as Brad
your mom kicks you outside cuz its a nice day and you shouldn't be inside looking at LP sites, so you grab your CD player and start on a chalk LP mural on your driveway
you spell out "Linkin Park" using French fries and think your artistic, while your family just thinks your nuts
you apply for a job at your favorite radio station just incase LP decides to stop by next time they're in town..
you NEVER leave the official chat for the fear that LP will come on while your gone and you'll miss it
you try to outnumber Joe with multiple personalities
someone asks you what OTHER bands you listen to and you just stare at them blankly
all you have to do is THREATEN to talk about LP to shut up your friends
you decide not to talk about LP for the day... you barely manage to get to school
you stop people in a store and ask about their LP shirt
you walk into a store with \\$50. you walk out with $49.75 in LP stuff, then go searching for someplace with cheap gum
your mother absent mindedly begins to hum a LP song and doesn't realize it until you, eyes filling up with proud tears, tell her so
you predict what color Mike will dye his hair next
you predict what color Mike will dye his hair next, and you're right
someone from LP personally calls you up and tells you that you are obsessed
the only time you ever paid attention in math was when your teacher tried to teach you the "hybrid function"
you tell people your home address is http://www.linkinpark.com
you've even talked to the principal about LP and now he's decided to open a new subject.. "linkinparkology"
you draw the soldier on your bathroom mirror after a hot shower
on Halloween, guess who you dress up as??
you make a linkin park pillowcase so you wake up with them "next to you"
you aren't walking around school anymore. you're "crawling"
you type in http://www.chesterbennington.com, http://www.robbourdon.com, etc. for all the band members
you discover that http://www.robbourdon.com actually exists
your parents get so fed up with watching LP music videos and programs, they destroy all the TVs in the house
people in the stores look at you weird cuz you flip out when you see LP in a magazine
you then run up to everyone in the store showing them that you found a magazine with LP in it
you cut out every ad and article and stick them up on your wall
you but your neighbors for their newspaper just so you can have extra copies of that little article on LP
you taught your 5-year-old brother all the band members' names
you make a music video to one of their songs
you start referring to them as "GOD" and you think the album booklet is your bible
you realize that the rest of your CDs have been collecting dust, while Hybrid Theory is playing 24-7 in your CD player
you don't feel the slightest bit guilty either
you are given an open topic essay, and you do it on LP
you find yourself changing your hairstyle whenever Chester changes his
you freak out when one of your friends has the same name as one of the band members
you look in the White Pages for listings of "Bennington, Shinoda, Bourdon, Delson, Hahn, and Farrell" and call up all the numbers you found
when you are asked to relate LP to any random objects seen, you remarkably pull it off
your room is the next LP shrine
complete strangers refer to you as "that girl/guy who likes LP"
your friends and you drive 6 hours to visit the Lincoln Park in Santa Monica, CA (which was the park that Chester named the band after)
you drive 6 hours to go see a LP concert
you spend a lot of money on Ebay buying LP stuff
you cut class to go home and wait for the Ebay auction to end to make sure you win the LP stuff
you make all your friends listen to the LP CD and listen to online interviews, and most of the time they end up liking it
you make your non-LP-listening friends go to the LP concerts with you
your parents know more about LP than any other parent
whenever you're driving, you call radio stations to request LP
every time you go to a record store, you always look for the LP CD, even though you already have it
you leave the record store and feel guilty, so you go back in and buy another copy
you don't let anyone borrow your LP CD unless they are going to give it back the next day
you lose sleep over whether or not they will actually give it back, and vow never to let anyone borrow it again
you tell your whole family LP facts until they know them by heart
your tape of My December has been listened to so much it is now all stretched and sounds really funny
you SWEAR people you know are the band members in disguise..
you make up a dance routine to Papercut
you win a prize in a local dance show for your routine
you take the album cover to a copy shop and get it blown up to 20x its size and use it for wallpaper
the only way you can remember things is by applying LP to them
if you see a stranger in the street wearing a LP hoodie, you run up to them shouting "Brother!"
you read the "LP uses..." bit on the CD cover, and now refuse to use anything else until you find that LP uses it, and then you add it in on the CD cover
you go out and buy an "N*Suck" t-shirt just cuz you saw a pic of Mike wearing it
you do the above even if you like n'sync (*shudder*)
you have six hamsters: Phoenix, Chester, Mike, Joe, Brad, and Rob
you absolutely HAVE to listen to Hybrid Theory at least thrice a day, or else you suffer from terrible withdrawal symptoms
you don't associate with anyone who thinks LP is lame
you paint the soldier that's on the HT cover on your wall
every bookmark on your web browser is a LP site
you kept your friend on the phone for 2 hours reading them this list
you offer your brother's friend 50 bucks for his Hybrid Theory EP CD cuz you cant find it anywhere else and you MUST have it
you can type "Linkin Park" faster than you can your own name
your parents wear earplugs all the time cuz you wont stop listening to/talking about LP
every calendar in your house has LP members' birthdays on it
you use this list to convince your parents that you're not obsessed because you haven't done everything on this list... yet...
you throw random LP lyrics into every conversation you have
you would do ANYTHING for a fellow LP fan
you're convinced that LP is the only thing that keeps you somewhat sane
you think that listening to LP so much might make you go insane, but you really don't care
you cant write the word "December" without putting the word "my" before it
you cannot seem to write the word "Lincoln" anymore so now we had a president named President Abraham Linkin
you chant your phone # to 565-6775 because it spells LNKNPRK
you have framed pics of LP all over your room while your diploma is in a drawer somewhere
you play the CD backwards just to see if there's a message telling you to be obsessed
you can sing the entire CD forward, backward, and in 10 languages, including 2 that you made up
your doorbell plays the beginning of in the end
you are reading this list and saying "how did they know I did this?"
you know more about LP than the band themselves do
you plan on suing MAD magazine if they every do a LP satire
you consider the day you first heard about LP to be the most important day of your life
you decide to celebrate that day every year
you refer to your room as LP headquarters. your brother refers to it as the LP store. your parents refer to it as the twilight zone. you friends don't refer to it at all because they refuse to enter it
your teachers can recognize your "LP day-dreaming face"
the only email you get is from fellow LP fans and the LP newsletter that Chester's brother sends out
your teacher says that your next field trip is to Lincoln Park and you get pissed cuz you thought they meant the band..
you do your "5 most influential people in history" report and get pissed cuz there's 6 members of LP; so you then bug your teacher soooooo much until they let you do all 6
your mother asks you, "if LP all jumped off a bridge, would you jump too?" then you start crying at the thought of them jumping off a bridge.. then you nod
you decide to move to the closest Lincoln Park
you do the above and cant seem to spell your address right on envelopes
you start going out with a guy that would look EXACTLY like Mike Shinoda if he dyed his hair
the only way you can remember how old your sister is is cuz she is the same age as Brad
your mom kicks you outside cuz its a nice day and you shouldn't be inside looking at LP sites, so you grab your CD player and start on a chalk LP mural on your driveway
you spell out "Linkin Park" using French fries and think your artistic, while your family just thinks your nuts
you apply for a job at your favorite radio station just incase LP decides to stop by next time they're in town..
you NEVER leave the official chat for the fear that LP will come on while your gone and you'll miss it
you try to outnumber Joe with multiple personalities
someone asks you what OTHER bands you listen to and you just stare at them blankly
all you have to do is THREATEN to talk about LP to shut up your friends
you decide not to talk about LP for the day... you barely manage to get to school
you stop people in a store and ask about their LP shirt
you walk into a store with \\$50. you walk out with $49.75 in LP stuff, then go searching for someplace with cheap gum
your mother absent mindedly begins to hum a LP song and doesn't realize it until you, eyes filling up with proud tears, tell her so
you predict what color Mike will dye his hair next
you predict what color Mike will dye his hair next, and you're right
someone from LP personally calls you up and tells you that you are obsessed
the only time you ever paid attention in math was when your teacher tried to teach you the "hybrid function"
you tell people your home address is http://www.linkinpark.com
you've even talked to the principal about LP and now he's decided to open a new subject.. "linkinparkology"
you draw the soldier on your bathroom mirror after a hot shower
on Halloween, guess who you dress up as??
you make a linkin park pillowcase so you wake up with them "next to you"
you aren't walking around school anymore. you're "crawling"
you type in http://www.chesterbennington.com, http://www.robbourdon.com, etc. for all the band members
you discover that http://www.robbourdon.com actually exists
your parents get so fed up with watching LP music videos and programs, they destroy all the TVs in the house
people in the stores look at you weird cuz you flip out when you see LP in a magazine
you then run up to everyone in the store showing them that you found a magazine with LP in it
you cut out every ad and article and stick them up on your wall
you but your neighbors for their newspaper just so you can have extra copies of that little article on LP
you taught your 5-year-old brother all the band members' names
you make a music video to one of their songs
you start referring to them as "GOD" and you think the album booklet is your bible
you realize that the rest of your CDs have been collecting dust, while Hybrid Theory is playing 24-7 in your CD player
you don't feel the slightest bit guilty either
you are given an open topic essay, and you do it on LP
you find yourself changing your hairstyle whenever Chester changes his
you freak out when one of your friends has the same name as one of the band members
you look in the White Pages for listings of "Bennington, Shinoda, Bourdon, Delson, Hahn, and Farrell" and call up all the numbers you found
when you are asked to relate LP to any random objects seen, you remarkably pull it off
your room is the next LP shrine
complete strangers refer to you as "that girl/guy who likes LP"
your friends and you drive 6 hours to visit the Lincoln Park in Santa Monica, CA (which was the park that Chester named the band after)
you drive 6 hours to go see a LP concert
you spend a lot of money on Ebay buying LP stuff
you cut class to go home and wait for the Ebay auction to end to make sure you win the LP stuff
you make all your friends listen to the LP CD and listen to online interviews, and most of the time they end up liking it
you make your non-LP-listening friends go to the LP concerts with you
your parents know more about LP than any other parent
whenever you're driving, you call radio stations to request LP
every time you go to a record store, you always look for the LP CD, even though you already have it
you leave the record store and feel guilty, so you go back in and buy another copy
you don't let anyone borrow your LP CD unless they are going to give it back the next day
you lose sleep over whether or not they will actually give it back, and vow never to let anyone borrow it again
you tell your whole family LP facts until they know them by heart
your tape of My December has been listened to so much it is now all stretched and sounds really funny
you SWEAR people you know are the band members in disguise..
you make up a dance routine to Papercut
you win a prize in a local dance show for your routine
you take the album cover to a copy shop and get it blown up to 20x its size and use it for wallpaper
the only way you can remember things is by applying LP to them
if you see a stranger in the street wearing a LP hoodie, you run up to them shouting "Brother!"
you read the "LP uses..." bit on the CD cover, and now refuse to use anything else until you find that LP uses it, and then you add it in on the CD cover
you go out and buy an "N*Suck" t-shirt just cuz you saw a pic of Mike wearing it
you do the above even if you like n'sync (*shudder*)
you have six hamsters: Phoenix, Chester, Mike, Joe, Brad, and Rob
you absolutely HAVE to listen to Hybrid Theory at least thrice a day, or else you suffer from terrible withdrawal symptoms
LIST 3
you work in a music store, and when you get customers, you ask them "Do you know Linkin Park?" and then you bring them to the listening station and force them to listen to LP
when you go to bed, you tell your parents you're going to "a place for my head"
when people crowd you, you yell "I need a little room to breathe"
you write songs specifically designed for Chester and Mike to sing
whenever you see a carousel, you HAVE to get on it
you're given a test at school, so you say "Now I see, you're testing me - pushes me away"
after you do a test, you tell the teacher "I wanna know the answers, no more lies"
when sent out by your teacher, you tell them "I can't seem to convince myself why I'm stuck on the outside"
you test to see if when you crumple up paper it can't be perfect again
you test the above theory and then celebrate when you find out LP were right
you deliberately get into situations so you can use LP quotes to describe them
you plan on naming your kids Chester, Mike, Rob, Joe, Dave, and Brad
you decorate EVERYTHING with pictures of the band
you introduce yourself as "[your first name] [band member's last name]" to new people
you visit as many Lincoln Parks as possible
you don't talk about ANYTHING ELSE besides LP
you buy as many copies of Hybrid Theory as possible (one for your room, one for your car, one for your portable CD player, one for your parents room, one for everywhere else..)
nobody calls you by your name anymore, because they all call you "that Linkin dude/chick"
your whole world stops whenever you read/hear/see anything about LP
you look around your area for ANYONE with any of the band member's names (first or last) and befriend them ASAP (just in case they're related in some way..)
you NEVER go to bed without saying goodnight to the posters of the guys in your room
you have a picture of them in your wallet, purse, backpack, etc. just so they're always with you
you paint "Linkin Park" on your fingernails (one letter per nail)
your parents are constantly waking you up in the middle of the night because you were singing LP songs in your sleep
you can mimic Chester's and Mike's voices perfectly
you can mimic Chester's and Mike's voices perfectly.. and you're a girl
you have dreams about being a band member's girlfriend
you have dreams about being a band member's girlfriend.. and you're a guy (if this is true, might I suggest some counseling ^.~)
when you found out ages ago that there was a 6th member, you resort to buying teenybopper magazines just to see the picture of him
you have dreams of touring with them
you make a club dedicated to them and only allow people to enter after singing the whole album without screwing up any lyrics
you see a poster of LP in the street, advertising their new single, and cut out the poster and take it home.. even though it will just about squeeze through your door
you and your friends go on a mission to find a Lincoln Park in your area and ask random people "Do you know how to get to Lincoln Park?" when you know very well that there is no Lincoln Park near you
you see people on the street wearing LP clothing and you HAVE to talk to them
you've emailed people who you think are in the band (like [email protected], [email protected], [email protected], etc.)
when you're having sex with your boyfriend, you scream out one of the LP guys' names "Oh yeah Chester give it to me!"
you go to LP concerts and insist that you ARE on the guest list
you actually ARE on the guest list
you have LP cardboard cutout figures
you tell all of your friends that LP is at your house and they can't come in but you position your cardboard figures right by the window (don't open the curtain so that their shadows are only seen) and blast up LP music so people actually think they are at your house
you go around to different LP websites and cutout other fans in LP pics then cut and paste your pic right next to Chester, Mike, etc.
you scan the credits of LP's liner notes and you say "Look, there's my name!!"
when the song My December comes on, you say "Chester (or Mike) is singing about me, me not you damn it me!"
you call your car the Linkin Mobile
you call your house the Hybrid House
you insist that it was you in the Crawling music video and not that model girl
you get a tattoo that says "I love [band member name here]" on your butt
when you call your friend to ask to stay over at their place, you say "Hey, can I come over and spend the night at your house? I need a place for my head."
you call yourself Mrs. Bennington or Mrs. Hahn
you know where everyone in the band lives
you're the lead singer of a band and you call yourself Chester or Mike
when fighting with anyone, you say "shut up with I'm talking to you!" and jump around all over the place
you feel that you can defy gravity like everyone in the One Step Closer video
you camp outside of the venue where LP will be performing even though they won't be there for 3 more days
you camp outside of ticketmaster and demand that they open it earlier for you cuz you know the band
you insist that you're related to one of the band members
before the LP concert you write "I love [band member name here]" all over your body
you toss your bra at one of the band members at a LP concert
you dye your hair and cut your hair just like one of the band members
you only wear the exact same brands of clothing that LP wears
every day you act like you're going home to see Chester, Phoenix, or Brad when you're at school
you constantly drive by the band members' houses
you write songs dedicated to Chester or Mike or Phoenix and they are about breaking them up from their girlfriends, wives, etc ("come here baby leave her for me, come here baby can't you see")
when you get into an argument with your boyfriend or girlfriend you say "Please don't push me away!"
you name your stuffed teddy bear after one of the band members and you DO stuff with it
the people at your local ticketmaster know you by first name because you're always there asking when LP will be coming to town
when Chester or Mike are singing onstage and they come over, you try to grab them and you actually succeed
when you get frustrated with work you say "All these words they make no sense!"
you make fake backstage passes before you go to a LP concert so you can get backstage
you keep on yelling at Joe or one of the guys after the concert till they come over and sign your stuff ("Joe hey Joe you ho get over here!")
you despise their girlfriends and say "They won't be together much longer, not after I have my way with them! [insert evil laugh here]
you throw parties on the LP guys' birthdays and hope they'll show up
you go to Hot Topic in the Glendale Mall in Cali and wait for Chester and the guys to show up because its their favorite store
you always know LP news a week or two before everyone else does
you make one of these lists ^.~
when you go to bed you kiss all your stuffed animals goodnight because they're all named after members of the band
you double check and make sure you kissed every single one of your stuffed animals because you don't wanna leave anyone out and make them feel bad
you think that when one of your LP pics falls off the wall its the band trying to escape
you know the exact time that Chester comes online to check his email
you know that Chester comes into the LP chatroom under an alias and you watch in laughter as everyone is going gaga and talking about how hot the guys are when Chester is right there watching too
you know all the LP guys' yahoo messenger s/n's
when a friend of yours messes up or makes a mistake you say "That's ok, you live what you've learned ya know?"
you go to the Whisky A GoGo and talk to the security guards about LP
you're on a sports team and you say "We've gotta forfeit the game because the pace is too fast, we just won't last!"
you boo the opening acts offstage so LP's concert set can be longer
you have pet names for the band members (i.e./ Phoenix- FeeFee, Chester- Chazzo, Mike- Mikey Wikey, Brad- BradBrad, Joe- JoeyWoey, Rob- Bobbo or RobbyWobby, etc)
you go to the club Perversion on Hollywood BLVD because you heard that the guys like to go there because its a different atmosphere and the music is slammin
you painted pictures of the guys on your bedroom walls
you have LP bedsheets and pillowcases
you made your own LP shirts and you have 20 of them, each one is different
you go to Hot Topic and get the exact beanie that Chester has because he has one just like it
you put yourself through cooking school just because Chester is a good cook and you want to outcook him
you buy the LP guys gifts and such on their birthdays or holidays
you fly across the country just to see LP in concert
you stay at the Celebrity Hotel in Hollywood because that's where the guys stayed when they played the Palladium
you actually went to the after concert party at the Whisky and somehow by some miracle got in
you spend about 2 hours thinking of stuff to add to this list
you have a 3 year old son who knows all the words to the album
the first concert he'll go to is LP
you videotape yourself singing the LP songs then watch the LP concerts to make sure you got all the moves right
you work in a music store, and when you get customers, you ask them "Do you know Linkin Park?" and then you bring them to the listening station and force them to listen to LP
when you go to bed, you tell your parents you're going to "a place for my head"
when people crowd you, you yell "I need a little room to breathe"
you write songs specifically designed for Chester and Mike to sing
whenever you see a carousel, you HAVE to get on it
you're given a test at school, so you say "Now I see, you're testing me - pushes me away"
after you do a test, you tell the teacher "I wanna know the answers, no more lies"
when sent out by your teacher, you tell them "I can't seem to convince myself why I'm stuck on the outside"
you test to see if when you crumple up paper it can't be perfect again
you test the above theory and then celebrate when you find out LP were right
you deliberately get into situations so you can use LP quotes to describe them
you plan on naming your kids Chester, Mike, Rob, Joe, Dave, and Brad
you decorate EVERYTHING with pictures of the band
you introduce yourself as "[your first name] [band member's last name]" to new people
you visit as many Lincoln Parks as possible
you don't talk about ANYTHING ELSE besides LP
you buy as many copies of Hybrid Theory as possible (one for your room, one for your car, one for your portable CD player, one for your parents room, one for everywhere else..)
nobody calls you by your name anymore, because they all call you "that Linkin dude/chick"
your whole world stops whenever you read/hear/see anything about LP
you look around your area for ANYONE with any of the band member's names (first or last) and befriend them ASAP (just in case they're related in some way..)
you NEVER go to bed without saying goodnight to the posters of the guys in your room
you have a picture of them in your wallet, purse, backpack, etc. just so they're always with you
you paint "Linkin Park" on your fingernails (one letter per nail)
your parents are constantly waking you up in the middle of the night because you were singing LP songs in your sleep
you can mimic Chester's and Mike's voices perfectly
you can mimic Chester's and Mike's voices perfectly.. and you're a girl
you have dreams about being a band member's girlfriend
you have dreams about being a band member's girlfriend.. and you're a guy (if this is true, might I suggest some counseling ^.~)
when you found out ages ago that there was a 6th member, you resort to buying teenybopper magazines just to see the picture of him
you have dreams of touring with them
you make a club dedicated to them and only allow people to enter after singing the whole album without screwing up any lyrics
you see a poster of LP in the street, advertising their new single, and cut out the poster and take it home.. even though it will just about squeeze through your door
you and your friends go on a mission to find a Lincoln Park in your area and ask random people "Do you know how to get to Lincoln Park?" when you know very well that there is no Lincoln Park near you
you see people on the street wearing LP clothing and you HAVE to talk to them
you've emailed people who you think are in the band (like [email protected], [email protected], [email protected], etc.)
when you're having sex with your boyfriend, you scream out one of the LP guys' names "Oh yeah Chester give it to me!"
you go to LP concerts and insist that you ARE on the guest list
you actually ARE on the guest list
you have LP cardboard cutout figures
you tell all of your friends that LP is at your house and they can't come in but you position your cardboard figures right by the window (don't open the curtain so that their shadows are only seen) and blast up LP music so people actually think they are at your house
you go around to different LP websites and cutout other fans in LP pics then cut and paste your pic right next to Chester, Mike, etc.
you scan the credits of LP's liner notes and you say "Look, there's my name!!"
when the song My December comes on, you say "Chester (or Mike) is singing about me, me not you damn it me!"
you call your car the Linkin Mobile
you call your house the Hybrid House
you insist that it was you in the Crawling music video and not that model girl
you get a tattoo that says "I love [band member name here]" on your butt
when you call your friend to ask to stay over at their place, you say "Hey, can I come over and spend the night at your house? I need a place for my head."
you call yourself Mrs. Bennington or Mrs. Hahn
you know where everyone in the band lives
you're the lead singer of a band and you call yourself Chester or Mike
when fighting with anyone, you say "shut up with I'm talking to you!" and jump around all over the place
you feel that you can defy gravity like everyone in the One Step Closer video
you camp outside of the venue where LP will be performing even though they won't be there for 3 more days
you camp outside of ticketmaster and demand that they open it earlier for you cuz you know the band
you insist that you're related to one of the band members
before the LP concert you write "I love [band member name here]" all over your body
you toss your bra at one of the band members at a LP concert
you dye your hair and cut your hair just like one of the band members
you only wear the exact same brands of clothing that LP wears
every day you act like you're going home to see Chester, Phoenix, or Brad when you're at school
you constantly drive by the band members' houses
you write songs dedicated to Chester or Mike or Phoenix and they are about breaking them up from their girlfriends, wives, etc ("come here baby leave her for me, come here baby can't you see")
when you get into an argument with your boyfriend or girlfriend you say "Please don't push me away!"
you name your stuffed teddy bear after one of the band members and you DO stuff with it
the people at your local ticketmaster know you by first name because you're always there asking when LP will be coming to town
when Chester or Mike are singing onstage and they come over, you try to grab them and you actually succeed
when you get frustrated with work you say "All these words they make no sense!"
you make fake backstage passes before you go to a LP concert so you can get backstage
you keep on yelling at Joe or one of the guys after the concert till they come over and sign your stuff ("Joe hey Joe you ho get over here!")
you despise their girlfriends and say "They won't be together much longer, not after I have my way with them! [insert evil laugh here]
you throw parties on the LP guys' birthdays and hope they'll show up
you go to Hot Topic in the Glendale Mall in Cali and wait for Chester and the guys to show up because its their favorite store
you always know LP news a week or two before everyone else does
you make one of these lists ^.~
when you go to bed you kiss all your stuffed animals goodnight because they're all named after members of the band
you double check and make sure you kissed every single one of your stuffed animals because you don't wanna leave anyone out and make them feel bad
you think that when one of your LP pics falls off the wall its the band trying to escape
you know the exact time that Chester comes online to check his email
you know that Chester comes into the LP chatroom under an alias and you watch in laughter as everyone is going gaga and talking about how hot the guys are when Chester is right there watching too
you know all the LP guys' yahoo messenger s/n's
when a friend of yours messes up or makes a mistake you say "That's ok, you live what you've learned ya know?"
you go to the Whisky A GoGo and talk to the security guards about LP
you're on a sports team and you say "We've gotta forfeit the game because the pace is too fast, we just won't last!"
you boo the opening acts offstage so LP's concert set can be longer
you have pet names for the band members (i.e./ Phoenix- FeeFee, Chester- Chazzo, Mike- Mikey Wikey, Brad- BradBrad, Joe- JoeyWoey, Rob- Bobbo or RobbyWobby, etc)
you go to the club Perversion on Hollywood BLVD because you heard that the guys like to go there because its a different atmosphere and the music is slammin
you painted pictures of the guys on your bedroom walls
you have LP bedsheets and pillowcases
you made your own LP shirts and you have 20 of them, each one is different
you go to Hot Topic and get the exact beanie that Chester has because he has one just like it
you put yourself through cooking school just because Chester is a good cook and you want to outcook him
you buy the LP guys gifts and such on their birthdays or holidays
you fly across the country just to see LP in concert
you stay at the Celebrity Hotel in Hollywood because that's where the guys stayed when they played the Palladium
you actually went to the after concert party at the Whisky and somehow by some miracle got in
you spend about 2 hours thinking of stuff to add to this list
you have a 3 year old son who knows all the words to the album
the first concert he'll go to is LP
you videotape yourself singing the LP songs then watch the LP concerts to make sure you got all the moves right
LIST 4
you flipped when Tyari opened a 4th page
you choreograph dance routines to every LP song
you feel that LP should have their own music category
you feel that LP should be on the cover of every magazine, yes even the girly ones
you flip out when you find that Mike has a girlfriend, or anyone in the band for that matter
you hunt down their girlfriends or whatever and tell them to back off or else you're gonna get medieval on their asses (apparently someone has seen peaches in chat... lol)
you have a Jiggly Puff doll because that's Chester's favorite Pokemon character (I liked Jiggly Puff before I even knew that
)
you buy Chester a bunch of Jiggly Puff stuff because you think its a nice thing to do and it'll cheer him up
you only use Trojan condoms because that's the only kind Chester will use (where do people find out these things? wait, its better not to ask..)
not only to you only use Trojan, but you make sure that they are ribbed (I don't wanna know...)
you always use lots of lube because Chester says its better that way
you always take lube with you everywhere you go just because Chester does (...)
when you get caught for doing something bad, you say "yeah, I'm guilty by association..."
you grab a paper bag and make an angry voice
when you get in a fight with your parents you say "I wanna run away, and never say goodbye!"
you get the exact SAME tattoos that Chester has on his arms
you drink lots of Jones Blue Bubble Gum soda because Phoenix loves that stuff (oo, sounds yummy ^.^)
you know that Mike likes to sleep naked on tour (I don't even wanna know how they found that one out..)
when you're running a marathon you scream out "what do I do to ignore them behind me?!"
when asked to do a history report at school in history class, you do a thirty-page report on LP because you said your teacher said you can do any type of history report
you end up getting an A+ on your history report
you get mad at the world and say "I can't rely on myself"
you enroll yourself in art class and strive to be as good of an artist as Mike and Joe
you badger the guys and keep asking them if you can do the artwork for their next CD cover
you listen to your LP CD so much, your parents forbid you to listen to it when they're home
your cat's named L.P.
you embroidered the soldier logo onto a pillow
your ceiling has LP painted onto it
your start page on the computer is linkinpark.com
your answering machine message is In The End
your mom refuses to buy you anything LP related because she says "its unhealthy to be so infatuated with a group of people"
your religion is Linkinism
you quit the harp lessons and switch to drums and you desperately try to copy and imitate rob bourdon's moves, styles and even his mannerisms....
you swear to all your friends that you are going to name your first child 'rob'...or 'mike'.....or even 'Chester'....
everyone you meet along the school corridors starts to look like rob Bourdon all of a sudden.....
your friends are actually planning a murder attack right now because they are so sick and tired of listening to your LP blabbing....
no one recognizes you anymore because you change your hair do every week to the hair do of every member of LP........
you vow never to marry unless he would be someone who looks exactly like rob Bourdon....
you and your LP fan friends suddenly look at each other with smiles when you hear anyone say 'paranoid', 'shut up' 'forgotten'....or anything related to LP or any word in any of LP's lyrics.....
you always accidentally give the name 'rob Bourdon' when introducing yourself.......
whenever a song starts to be played on the radio, you shut up and concentrate because it sounds like one of the intros of LP's songs.....but when u hear the lyrics, you start talking again.....
after math class, you realize there is no more space on you notebook for solving equations because every millimeter is covered with 'rob Bourdon' letterings - even your desk and chair is!
you go out and get a job as a coffee barista just because that's what Chester was working as before LP.
you try and figure out if your phone number can spell anything remotely related to LP, and succeed.
you have 109 CD's total. 106 of them are copies of hybrid theory, the other three are the imports.
you have three email accounts, lpfan.com, MTV.com, and one from your own LINKIN PARK-dedicated website.
my December still makes you cry...432 listens later.
you refuse to allow anyone into your room (AKA the LP shrine) w/o reciting the password, the lyrics to Papercut.
you've taped everything on TV about LP, and it covers 32 6 hour tapes.
you went to all of the Ozzfest and Off-fest shows. ALL of them.
your friends have arranged for you attend an LP support group.
you seriously consider driving 16 hours each way to see LP
you convince your mom and your aunt it's worth it
you try to convince your gym teacher that you don't need to make up the class you missed because you went to the concert and then begin to describe LP's set and why it was cardiovascular
she's convinced (or just wants you to shut up)
the last 3 speeches you gave included linkin park
you can draw the LP Asian logo better than the person who invented it
you beg your mom to let you skip school to get into the chat room with mike and rob
she gives in
people are afraid to mention music around you for fear you will start reciting interviews, facts, lyrics, etc...
your boyfriend has convinced himself that he looks like Chester
your boyfriend's friend looks like mike when his hair is spiked and you refuse to call him by any other name (until he cuts his hair too short to spike, then you call him rob... you find out he had a mohawk before he cut it short and refer to those few minutes as his 'Chester' phase. if he grows a beard you will call him brad.)
you fantasize about knocking that girl who got the right size of LP sweatshirt unconscious and stealing it from her
at their concert, you had five LP-logo-bearing items on you
your eyes turn red when you hear teenyboppers talking about LP
you have every TV appearance they've ever made on tape... twice
you took the time to download all of their music videos off of KaZaA
people tease you by singing linkin park lyrics INCORRECTLY behind you in class
you don't understand why no one else thinks Joe rubbing Chester's face with the microphone was funny
everyone in the car groans when you suggest putting in a CD, knowing it will be LP
you are considered THE source for linkin park info at school
when Chester told you to 'give it everything you've got!' at the concert you nearly passed out
you let your CD booklet get 'concert experience' and start to scare people when you tell them about it (don't even ask... lol)
your friend has to drag you out of hot topic before you spend your lunch money on patches
your email address is something along the lines of [email protected]
you're taking a lp quiz online and u correct the author on the questions with incorrect answers- and needless to say you ace the rest of the quiz (**waves to lex** ^.~)
you find it extremely hard to take your LP cd out of your cd player
your mom MAKES you take your LP cd out of your cd player and you start crying and get LP withdraws within 2 seconds of turning it off
you think that your cd player must also be obsessed with LP cuz thats the only cd it will play (trust me! my cd player won't play any other cd!!)
you flipped when Tyari opened a 4th page
you choreograph dance routines to every LP song
you feel that LP should have their own music category
you feel that LP should be on the cover of every magazine, yes even the girly ones
you flip out when you find that Mike has a girlfriend, or anyone in the band for that matter
you hunt down their girlfriends or whatever and tell them to back off or else you're gonna get medieval on their asses (apparently someone has seen peaches in chat... lol)
you have a Jiggly Puff doll because that's Chester's favorite Pokemon character (I liked Jiggly Puff before I even knew that
) you buy Chester a bunch of Jiggly Puff stuff because you think its a nice thing to do and it'll cheer him up
you only use Trojan condoms because that's the only kind Chester will use (where do people find out these things? wait, its better not to ask..)
not only to you only use Trojan, but you make sure that they are ribbed (I don't wanna know...)
you always use lots of lube because Chester says its better that way
you always take lube with you everywhere you go just because Chester does (...)
when you get caught for doing something bad, you say "yeah, I'm guilty by association..."
you grab a paper bag and make an angry voice
when you get in a fight with your parents you say "I wanna run away, and never say goodbye!"
you get the exact SAME tattoos that Chester has on his arms
you drink lots of Jones Blue Bubble Gum soda because Phoenix loves that stuff (oo, sounds yummy ^.^)
you know that Mike likes to sleep naked on tour (I don't even wanna know how they found that one out..)
when you're running a marathon you scream out "what do I do to ignore them behind me?!"
when asked to do a history report at school in history class, you do a thirty-page report on LP because you said your teacher said you can do any type of history report
you end up getting an A+ on your history report
you get mad at the world and say "I can't rely on myself"
you enroll yourself in art class and strive to be as good of an artist as Mike and Joe
you badger the guys and keep asking them if you can do the artwork for their next CD cover
you listen to your LP CD so much, your parents forbid you to listen to it when they're home
your cat's named L.P.
you embroidered the soldier logo onto a pillow
your ceiling has LP painted onto it
your start page on the computer is linkinpark.com
your answering machine message is In The End
your mom refuses to buy you anything LP related because she says "its unhealthy to be so infatuated with a group of people"
your religion is Linkinism
you quit the harp lessons and switch to drums and you desperately try to copy and imitate rob bourdon's moves, styles and even his mannerisms....
you swear to all your friends that you are going to name your first child 'rob'...or 'mike'.....or even 'Chester'....
everyone you meet along the school corridors starts to look like rob Bourdon all of a sudden.....
your friends are actually planning a murder attack right now because they are so sick and tired of listening to your LP blabbing....
no one recognizes you anymore because you change your hair do every week to the hair do of every member of LP........
you vow never to marry unless he would be someone who looks exactly like rob Bourdon....
you and your LP fan friends suddenly look at each other with smiles when you hear anyone say 'paranoid', 'shut up' 'forgotten'....or anything related to LP or any word in any of LP's lyrics.....
you always accidentally give the name 'rob Bourdon' when introducing yourself.......
whenever a song starts to be played on the radio, you shut up and concentrate because it sounds like one of the intros of LP's songs.....but when u hear the lyrics, you start talking again.....
after math class, you realize there is no more space on you notebook for solving equations because every millimeter is covered with 'rob Bourdon' letterings - even your desk and chair is!
you go out and get a job as a coffee barista just because that's what Chester was working as before LP.
you try and figure out if your phone number can spell anything remotely related to LP, and succeed.
you have 109 CD's total. 106 of them are copies of hybrid theory, the other three are the imports.
you have three email accounts, lpfan.com, MTV.com, and one from your own LINKIN PARK-dedicated website.
my December still makes you cry...432 listens later.
you refuse to allow anyone into your room (AKA the LP shrine) w/o reciting the password, the lyrics to Papercut.
you've taped everything on TV about LP, and it covers 32 6 hour tapes.
you went to all of the Ozzfest and Off-fest shows. ALL of them.
your friends have arranged for you attend an LP support group.
you seriously consider driving 16 hours each way to see LP
you convince your mom and your aunt it's worth it
you try to convince your gym teacher that you don't need to make up the class you missed because you went to the concert and then begin to describe LP's set and why it was cardiovascular
she's convinced (or just wants you to shut up)
the last 3 speeches you gave included linkin park
you can draw the LP Asian logo better than the person who invented it
you beg your mom to let you skip school to get into the chat room with mike and rob
she gives in
people are afraid to mention music around you for fear you will start reciting interviews, facts, lyrics, etc...
your boyfriend has convinced himself that he looks like Chester
your boyfriend's friend looks like mike when his hair is spiked and you refuse to call him by any other name (until he cuts his hair too short to spike, then you call him rob... you find out he had a mohawk before he cut it short and refer to those few minutes as his 'Chester' phase. if he grows a beard you will call him brad.)
you fantasize about knocking that girl who got the right size of LP sweatshirt unconscious and stealing it from her
at their concert, you had five LP-logo-bearing items on you
your eyes turn red when you hear teenyboppers talking about LP
you have every TV appearance they've ever made on tape... twice
you took the time to download all of their music videos off of KaZaA
people tease you by singing linkin park lyrics INCORRECTLY behind you in class
you don't understand why no one else thinks Joe rubbing Chester's face with the microphone was funny
everyone in the car groans when you suggest putting in a CD, knowing it will be LP
you are considered THE source for linkin park info at school
when Chester told you to 'give it everything you've got!' at the concert you nearly passed out
you let your CD booklet get 'concert experience' and start to scare people when you tell them about it (don't even ask... lol)
your friend has to drag you out of hot topic before you spend your lunch money on patches
your email address is something along the lines of [email protected]
you're taking a lp quiz online and u correct the author on the questions with incorrect answers- and needless to say you ace the rest of the quiz (**waves to lex** ^.~)
you find it extremely hard to take your LP cd out of your cd player
your mom MAKES you take your LP cd out of your cd player and you start crying and get LP withdraws within 2 seconds of turning it off
you think that your cd player must also be obsessed with LP cuz thats the only cd it will play (trust me! my cd player won't play any other cd!!)
