Lets here you freestyle (7 Viewers)

[Layce Erayce]

well since the forums are a bad place to freestyle here you can just post lyrics you wrote, or funny rhymes, or lyrics, etc. Even post a story behind it if it has one.

I wrote this as a signature for a friends xanga. Im featuring on his album to be released mid spring sometime....its a parody- the tone of the whole album. He's jewish and the album is called bagels and glocks. its a parody of mainstream rap, with a jewish twist.

__________________________________________________
eyo rez:ereKtion dats who he be
rai-zin da roof since 1933

a phat farm yamaca situated on his head
bam-bam wid da glock now you all be dead

da synagogue dats what he be call da hood
all da rest be wankstas try da best they could

livin da good life sip koolade from fine-china
aint no tapin sex-acts with dem underage minors

leave dat to r.kelly, bullet-wounds to 50cent
leave da preachin to rabbis who be go-"y'all repent"

in da end of da party who be got da good life?
got ur car, and your house, and he's even got your wife

"DAY-MN, playah" dats how the goyum go like
eyes all wide when he pic up da mic

once he be done all your heads dem spin
leave u dead and den notify your next-a-kin

man, puffy got a bentley? baby pull da plug
rez he got da one and only herby-da-lovebug

next time u think of steppin up to the plate
watch out for rez da man dey love to hate

3 strikes you be out and da crowd dey roar
aint be no mess wid rez baby he be hardkore

 

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[Zlatan]

You go P. Diddy

 

[gray]

Josh, your lyrics are good for what they are, but personally i get annoyed when people talk/rap like that.

 

[Layce Erayce]

its in excess yeah. cuz its a parody. but heres about lyrics. lets hear you try and rhyme. it doesnt have to be ebonics

lol@z. actually im MC skittlez(a word-play on eminem)

 

[gray]

the cat sat on the mat
it was wearing a hat and eating a rat
holding a bat and sporting a tat
its fur is covered with gnats

 

[K10]

Lac, I should send you some of the stuff my friend made. He uses fruity loops too but he's like a pro now!

 

[Layce Erayce]

nice! is he on a forums?

 

[Layce Erayce]

i have flp files i want to send to people too.

 

[Sid]

I dont really like rap....no offense but most rappers that I knew are bunch of bastard and babbling bout how worst their life are....but frankly.....I think its just another way to express your feeling right?

 

[Desmond]

++ [ originally posted by [LAC] ] ++

eyo rez:ereKtion dats who he be
rai-zin da roof since 1933

a phat farm yamaca situated on his head
bam-bam wid da glock now you all be dead

da synagogue dats what he be call da hood
all da rest be wankstas try da best they could

livin da good life sip koolade from fine-china
aint no tapin sex-acts with dem underage minors

leave dat to r.kelly, bullet-wounds to 50cent
leave da preachin to rabbis who be go-"y'all repent"

in da end of da party who be got da good life?
got ur car, and your house, and he's even got your wife

"DAY-MN, playah" dats how the goyum go like
eyes all wide when he pic up da mic

once he be done all your heads dem spin
leave u dead and den notify your next-a-kin

man, puffy got a bentley? baby pull da plug
rez he got da one and only herby-da-lovebug

next time u think of steppin up to the plate
watch out for rez da man dey love to hate

3 strikes you be out and da crowd dey roar
aint be no mess wid rez baby he be hardkore

i couldn't get through half of it:stress:

 

[baggio]

Have ne of yall seen the "American Idol" series? Man Joshy boy i think u better be headin there...

 

[jamal]

hey waz up ppl. this my first time posting in this forum, just saw this freestyle thread an couldnt resists to drop a rhyme so here we go

2004
Aiyyo holy war, chrome four-four
Twelve shots call, I came deep
One-hundred-one Juve fans at your front door
Mouths foamin, rubber grips laid on my hip
Cock it and spit, slit his whole shit, empty the whole clip
Pretty kid, broke a few ribs, did a murder bid
Four-five, got hit wit two more, then the J slid
let slugs on TOTTIs chest fly
showin 4 finger cut 3
put one up ur ass
So why try, watched men die,
its tha taliban bin laden & i
bomb every were i ride
Stay high, I'm from the streets sj
I told y'all I was comin, niggas thought I was frontin
I want it all, in eight -bill I'm sayin something
fake MC's, me lose hell no, you're wet no
My verbal techno, spit it for the sj Expo
Me and iss so lay low
Call me J, Boriquas call me Flaco
The latest Timb's, I got those
Burn that ass like tobassco, you know my name
Hot hell, J,
*****es from over sea's
ask them holandees
no Questions, f&%K you and your weapon
You're *****, your gun ain't went off since '87
My Mac-11 shot thirty-three in your direction
Where I come from, bums bust guns, what you expected
Well connected, from the slums where life's hectic
Niggas starvin, need paper, jackal's is desparate
Aiyyo movin like Israeli, sippin Henny in Bentley's
Got a deal now, I'm signed what the f&%K can you tell me
What, sj all square beware
Hot-hell nigga tortured

 

[Layce Erayce]

jamal which artist? hahaha you didnt write that!!

 

[jamal]

i wrote it man u can search an u see if u find it on any artist i got a whole lot more i can put up in here too

 

[jamal]

This to ya all faggots and bi@ches
Yo you aint got no skill so put down the microphone
You got beef with me you better leave this fight alone
Dick ridin ass bi@ches why you gotta bite my flow
Yea sit there faggots and wait for me to strike my blow
I dont give a f&%K when im spittin my ryhme
f&%K you all jewels cause i still be whippin my ride
Keep it up dun you'll get hit in the eyes
If i miss, my slug will still get in your sides
This is to you all disrespecting J's Skill
It aint the matrix but i still got a Magic Stick
Wake up or forever be traped in your fantasies
Kill me or you might get clapped in a van ya see
What the f&%K makes you all think you can handle beef
If you see my on tv dont ever change the channel G
I'll hunt your asses down and leave behind a ransom notes
Leave your moms scared to death when she answer phones
I infect people like i was cancer yo
Cause i keep peeps instrested like an exotic dancers shows
Wanna shoot me then i'll give you a free shots
Think your gonna hit me then get off the c-rock
cause im harder to hit then mike tyson
Bit@hes ya better respect me.



sorry bout the profaine words though its just the only way you can rap

 

[Layce Erayce]

http://www.ohhla.com/anonymous/rap_comp/theunion/ny_free.the.txt

third section.

 

[jamal]

haha you know it

some u copy some u write
what about the second one can u find that one
that one is written
by me

 

[THA DON]

the best emcee on this site cant test me, im labeled a conspiracy//
adding a "loss" to anyone that goes against me//
im on another frequency, dial 9-1-1 emergency//
cuz ima tear you up indecently into pieces make you stink like fecees//
you aint in my league i speak in different tounges//
ive already won, accept that revelation//
ima smack that smug sence of self satisfaction off your face//
immobilize your catatonic ass, you cant keep this pace//
my intelligence is obvious//
exposin you and your fraudness//
get off this forum cuz these skillz you dont harness//
dont bother to spit, its just self incriminating evidence//
of the wack shit you spit//
its like a flak vest [mirror] and an armor piercing bullet [me]//
broke ass emcee like you is just my sustenance//
broke ass emcee like you only cost pences//
ive got you in paralysis, ill invest your career so others look at it wit malcontent//
this is your armageddon, you better hope your born again//
you done ****ed up in this life, but now your A-G-A-N// [as good as new (afer being born again)]
KNOWING U CAN'T HANDLE MY SHIT
ISH
THA DON

 

[jamal]

You just f@cked up by ~signing up~
I’m like a huge ass ulcer I’ma tear your stomach ~lining up~
First round u know i cheated I’m just warming up my ~breath~
You wasted your ~text~ during the ~sound check~
I tell ya ahead I’ll be busting out rhymes hazardous to ~your health~
~I spit like no one else~ my lyrics are hot off the stove like a volcanoes
I ~recite~ the rules of freestyling like the twelfth ~night~
I shine only with my words like an inner strobe ~light~
You unjust pinto ~brake light~ remember this location that’ll be your ~burial site~
In order to rhyme you must be naturally ~sick wit it~ I don’t need all because I’m born ~quick witted ~
I spit ~accustomed fitted~ Hell, I might need a ~nice tailor~
Your girl told me you ~failed her~ because you preferred ~guys and sailors~(damnn LAC didnt know use a fag)
You living on food stamps shopping for the K-Mart blue light ~intermission~
You only a ~stage technician~ you belong out of place like Arnold as a ~politician~

 

[jamal]

LAC wats up man where your replys at yeah i admitted the first one was taken from big L an shit cause i didnt have time to write anything but this rhyme right here 100% original an i gonna hit u with more of them