OK, I'll have to put in couple of my favourite quotes from Coupling:
"Oh, wouldn’t that be great... being a lesbian. All the advantages of being a man, but with less embarrassing genitals. Plus everytime you have sex there's four breasts. Two guest breasts and two you can take home afterwards. Aww, it's bloody brilliant."
"Lesbians are porn-efficient. It's sex with a greater density of women."
It is much easier to see if a guy is gay then it's to see if a girl is.
One time when I was in Denmark and I was on the beach two girls were going into the water and there was nothing wrong with that, just two friends but how wrong was I?!! When I looked at them a minute later or something one girl didn't have her top on and they were making out. They were actally going on each other in the water. I was like "What the h***?!".