Today's lesson: Marketing
female marketing
You're at a party. You see a handsome, young man. You go up to him and say: "I'm quite good in bed."
- That is Direct Marketing.
You're at a party. You see a handsome, young man. You ask him for his phone number. The next day you call him and say: "I'm quite good in bed."
- That is Telemarketing.
You're at a party together with some friends. You see a handsome, young man. One of your friends goes to him and say: "The girl over there is quite good in bed."
- That is Advertisement.
You're at a party. You see a handsome, young man. You go up to and evoke him: "Can you remember our date two weeks ago? Do you still know how good I was in bed?"
- That is Customer Relationship Management (CRM).
You're at a party. You see a handsome, young man. You go up to him and say: "I'm quite good in bed." Then you take off your blouse and show him your boobs.
- That is Merchandizing.
You're at a party. You see a handsome, young man. You go up to him and say how elegant he is dressed and how tempting he smells. Then you fill him a glass of wine, light him a cigarette and say: "I'm quite good in bed."
-That is Public Relation (PR).
male marketing
You're at a party. You see a handsome, young woman. You go up to her and say: "I'm quite good in bed and moreover I can do it the whole night without any break."
- That is misleading advertising and is prohibited!!!
I'm learning for exams right now
female marketing
You're at a party. You see a handsome, young man. You go up to him and say: "I'm quite good in bed."
- That is Direct Marketing.
You're at a party. You see a handsome, young man. You ask him for his phone number. The next day you call him and say: "I'm quite good in bed."
- That is Telemarketing.
You're at a party together with some friends. You see a handsome, young man. One of your friends goes to him and say: "The girl over there is quite good in bed."
- That is Advertisement.
You're at a party. You see a handsome, young man. You go up to and evoke him: "Can you remember our date two weeks ago? Do you still know how good I was in bed?"
- That is Customer Relationship Management (CRM).
You're at a party. You see a handsome, young man. You go up to him and say: "I'm quite good in bed." Then you take off your blouse and show him your boobs.
- That is Merchandizing.
You're at a party. You see a handsome, young man. You go up to him and say how elegant he is dressed and how tempting he smells. Then you fill him a glass of wine, light him a cigarette and say: "I'm quite good in bed."
-That is Public Relation (PR).
male marketing
You're at a party. You see a handsome, young woman. You go up to her and say: "I'm quite good in bed and moreover I can do it the whole night without any break."
- That is misleading advertising and is prohibited!!!
I'm learning for exams right now 
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