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Nicole

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    ++ [ originally posted by jaecole ] ++


    I didn't say their was anything wrong with it. Just if it's someone that you are going to see again or is going to see your friends. You might want to hold back a little on the seedy sex :D
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    She was in love with him, people in love do things they later regret.
     

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    Nicole

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    ++ [ originally posted by chxta ] ++
    Why do men find it difficult to make eye contact?

    Breasts don't have eyes.
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    :D

    Okay, that was funny though, but dont start getting crude...
     
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    ++ [ originally posted by baggio ] ++


    Love is getting ahead of the moment. It shouldnt be that way.
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    What?

    Love isnt something you can control, you cant help who you fall in love with.
     
    Chxta

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    :devil:

    A woman decides that she's had it with trying to find a decent man in a bar. So she takes out an ad in the paper that says she is seeking a mate who is loyal, rich and a good lover.

    After a few days, her doorbell rings. She opens the door and sees a man in a wheelchair with no arms and no legs.

    He says, "I'm here about your ad."

    Momentarily taken aback, she says, "Well, how do I know you're loyal?"

    "Well, I saved my platoon from the VC in 'Nam. That's where I lost my arms and legs," he replies.

    "Well, how do I know you're rich?" she inquires.

    "I make over $3 million a year. I have my own software company. You can look at my bank statement," he continues.

    Looking him over in his wheelchair, she demands, "Well, how do I know you're a good lover?"

    He shrugs, "I rang the doorbell, didn't I?"
     
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    Nicole

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    ++ [ originally posted by baggio ] ++
    Naa, actually i dont believe in love. But having said that, i cant help who i fall in bed with either.
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    How can you not believe in something like love?
     
    Dan

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    It depends, Its like saying you believe the Universe was not created. If we look at love biologically, it is only a chemical feeling to ensure that our genes get passed on. I believe, however, that love is deeper then that, but some people think romance is something that has been made up by films for example.
     
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    Nicole

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    ++ [ originally posted by Dan ] ++
    It depends, Its like saying you believe the Universe was not created. If we look at love biologically, it is only a chemical feeling to ensure that our genes get passed on. I believe, however, that love is deeper then that, but some people think romance is something that has been made up by films for example.
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    That chemical feeling, is the most wondeful feeling in the world
     
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