Ladies Confessions Enter If Your Above 18 (2 Viewers)

[ßöмßäяðîëя]

++ [ originally posted by mark77 ] ++
Jerry Jerry Jerry!!!

reference to the Jerry Springer show if you didn't get it

:LOL:


I told her that she needs them teeth befor' I was to get married to 'er.

 

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[Lilianna]

++ [ originally posted by Nawaf ] ++


You shot JFK, didn't you?

what's JFK?

 

[Mark]

Dear Penthouse, I never thought things like this really happened, but...

 

[ßöмßäяðîëя]

++ [ originally posted by Lilianna ] ++


what's JFK?

The only Catholic President of the US.

 

[Lilianna]

++ [ originally posted by Bürke ] ++


The only Catholic President of the US.

how come do you explain EVERYTHING to me?

 

[/usr/bin]

++ [ originally posted by Lilianna ] ++


what's JFK?

awwwwwwwww.. if you said "who's JFK", then you would have won Double Jeopardy.. :cheesy:


[/Trebek]

 

[ßöмßäяðîëя]

++ [ originally posted by Lilianna ] ++


how come do you explain EVERYTHING to me?

Because I am The Dynamo.

 

[Mark]

++ [ originally posted by Bürke ] ++


:LOL:


I told her that she needs them teeth befor' I was to get married to 'er.

 

[/usr/bin]

Hey, Lilliana, if you have a confession I suggest you do what I do:

Write it in a journal..

I plan to publish my journal in a few years.. It'll be called :
"Diaries of a Mad Black Arab" :cheesy:

The first chapter would be the explanation on how 4 out of 6 words in the title are misleading..

 

[Modo Bianconero]

ye well when i opened this thread i put the 18 and above thingy koz i felt obligated from the site and i also kno how this forum is decent hehe and well there are some real young ns around here.. ahh who cares i knew it would make more people want to view it so i put 18 and above 700 views not bad... peace *****ez

 

[ßöмßäяðîëя]

I have a confession:


My wang is 14 inches around, think about it.

 

[Tifoso]

++ [ originally posted by Bürke ] ++
I have a confession:


My wang is 0.14 inches around, think about it.

There are drugs that you can take for that.

 

[Dan]

++ [ originally posted by Bürke ] ++
I have a confession:


My wang is 14 inches around, think about it.

So? I need a forklift when I want to play

 

[Modo Bianconero]

++ [ originally posted by Bürke ] ++
I have a confession:


My wang is 14 inches around, think about it.

u kno your confession has to be atleast partly true or close enough but this is ridiculous i think you had a typo with the 1 or the 4.. umm or both :groan:

 

[Dan]

perhaps he meant 1.4

 

[Modo Bianconero]

ur wang size is determined with the shirt number u have on ur avatar

 

[ßöмßäяðîëя]

You are right, I just meant 41.

 

[ßöмßäяðîëя]

++ [ originally posted by Modo Bianconero ] ++
ur wang size is determined with the shirt number u have on ur avatar

Yea, how many inches it hangs from touching the ground.

 

[Modo Bianconero]

++ [ originally posted by Bürke ] ++
You are right, I just meant 41.

ahh well thts more like it .. i was getting a bit worried but thts the burke i kno and make sure u tuck ur wang in ur socks well be4 going anywhere or wrap it around as a belt

 

[ßöмßäяðîëя]

It's too wide, I just sit on it like a stool.