You surely relate to something. I think I'd have like 10 different ideas surely. It would be hard to choose but being without options is impossible imo. But yeah, marine stuff while not even being there is kinda silly.
WOW, what a graphic design. It looks like a kid from editor in chief who have fun in some random graphic program for the reluctant, and as a gift he could enter names that would come to his mind. This is how SKY looks like in recent times.They used some times ago to be reliable medium, today cut off from many informers (especially from Juventus), they go easy way and SKY journalists dont differ much from those nonames writing on twitter in Guardiola/Sarri case(by the way, what the fuck is about this compulsives storytellers, who open accounts and go with this shit in hard way).
If clickbait was a porno mag, on the cover would be @Mark as editor in chief. The way he pulls people to these transfer threads is nothing short of magical.