Keita Baldé Diao - LW/SS - Lazio (28 Viewers)

[Hydde]

Exactly. Like Real Madrid, they played a completely different XI against fodder teams in La Liga and won the games with ease. BBC turned into Morata, James, Vazquez and Asensio every time the main players needed a rest. We have absolute $#@! depth, and that is a very important thing to have if you want to go far in all tournaments, especially when most of our key players are 30+.

----Costa----Dybala---Mandzukic
----Cuads------Pjaca------Keita
--------------Higgy
--------------Schick

I think we can use this guys a lot.

if antyhing, i think keita is dodgeable since we have Pjaca who can play both for Mandzukic and Dybala (but i have yet to see Pjaca as treq.... he doesnt looked like one the few times he played, making weird decitions when had time witht the ball).

Schick can play instead of Higuain and on the right too. And costa would be the first choice on the right. Cuadrado can also cover alves as RB if the necessity is real (i think both Costa and Schick would be infront of him as RW since they have better endproduct). He has the stamina and the speed for that.

 

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[Fr3sh]

How would i know? I live in a gay hostile environment, dont know much about their social behaviour, thats why i ask you

Can you please explain to me what would happen if @DAiDEViL passed by the busiest street at the busiest time looking like this

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i think he might be lucky and find gipsy prince

 

[DAiDEViL]

Send me about 40 dildos and a rainbow coloured jumpsuit and we'll find out.

 

[Fr3sh]

Send me about 40 dildos and a rainbow coloured jumpsuit end we'll find out.

 

[zizinho]

Can you please explain to me what would happen if @DAiDEViL passed by the busiest street at the busiest time looking like this

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i think he might be lucky and find gipsy prince

I cant tell for certain but 1st he would have to take every single one of those things off and, depending on what group of people he ran into, he might have to shove every single one of them into his ass. But since he would probably enjoy it and piss them off even more, hed get beaten up so badly that hes gonna puke whenever he sees a rainbow or something else as colorful. And they gonna take all his money ofcourse

 

[Fr3sh]

I cant tell for certain but 1st he would have to take every single one of those things off and, depending on what group of people he ran into, he might have to shove every single one of them into his ass. But since he would probably enjoy it and piss them off even more, hed get beaten up so badly that hes gonna puke whenever he sees a rainbow or something else as colorful. And they gonna take all his money ofcourse

no gipsy prince?

 

[zizinho]

no gipsy prince?

Maybe he gets lucky, but thats one more person to get beat up then. Id get popcorn and watch

 

[Dostoevsky]

Apparently he officially rejected Milan.

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Il Messaggero mentioning that Lotito is pissed because we probably have a pre-contract with Keita

 

[DanielSz]

Apparently he officially rejected Milan.

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Il Messaggero mentioning that Lotito is pissed because we probably have a pre-contract with Keita

Hahahahha good. Fuck lotito.

 

[DAiDEViL]

 

[Bianconero_Aus]

This is what you get when you tease Beppe's lazy-eye, Lotito.

 

[Zacheryah]

Can you please explain to me what would happen if @DAiDEViL passed by the busiest street at the busiest time looking like this

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i think he might be lucky and find gipsy prince

Those few people who actually responding with laughter completely made my day.

 

[Juvellino]

High "market opportunity" potential

 

[Mark]

Lotito wants to bring Beppe to court and says you don't mess with Claudio Lotito. lol

 

[s4tch]

http://www.football-italia.net/104055/‘juventus-didn’t-ask-keita-permission’

potential buyer clubs aren't supposed to talk to any player without the permission of the current owner, so tare might be right here. it would be such an uncharacteristic, even moggi-esque move from beppe, though.

 

[il brutto]

Lotito wants to bring Beppe to court and says you don't mess with Claudio Lotito. lol

 

[DAiDEViL]

http://www.football-italia.net/104055/‘juventus-didn’t-ask-keita-permission’

potential buyer clubs aren't supposed to talk to any player without the permission of the current owner, so tare might be right here. it would be such an uncharacteristic, even moggi-esque move from beppe, though.

It's not allowed, yet everybody does it.

 

[il brutto]

It's not allowed, yet everybody does it.

I'm pretty sure you can go around it by using middlemen. So if you're not like Kloppo who wants to chitchat with Van Dijk's without permission it should be fine.

 

[DanielSz]

I love how Lazio is trying to force Keita into doing things THEY want. Totally professional. Keita isn't the one to mess with though. I remember reading that he left Barcelona academy because he felt mistreated. Lazio picked him up for cheap.

 

[Hust]

We are totally getting Keita for free next summer at this rate