Even if I were his twin, I'd be the better one. At least I don't cry about being heartbroken all the time, looking for comfort on the internet...
I'm laughing because I fully agree with you.
Still like him better tho, you seem like the soulless one. He is kinda damaged goods, but has few endearing qualities.
But you, even with that username that should warm our hearts, is just a full on zero qualities bozo so far.