Why are you so negative? Do you want to join my gang and push members away?
I think you need reinforcements... I see each day how few members you actually manage to push away, and I tear up, I get all blurry-eyed, a few small drops roll down my cheeks, and I think that JCK fellow, he tries so hard, and it must really hurt him deep down inside to see his efforts so often go unrewarded, unnoticed by all but that Hustini fellow, so I've made up my mind, I've steeled my resolve, I shall express my solidarity avec toi, and together, relentless, with beards and bad attitudes and bleak, black ominous outlooks we shall drive all those recklessly optimistic members into the refuges for the positive found in the far corners of the interwebz.