It’s been more than 2 years since I joined this forum and I reached 20k posts so I’ll dedicate this to the forum. It makes you happy, unless you’re threaten like a pig so everyone jumps on your back so it depends if you’re hard enough to handle something like that. Statistics have shown that 99.99% left forum so far because of it, but don’t be afraid, we have cookies. If you stay
many people will just laugh at every of your post, make your reputation bar go red and big like Rudolf’s and Ibra’s nose combined so you’re going to disable it, make you swear so you get warnings and a possible short-term ban, you can go emo but it’s ok, still
A couple of moths can be hard, it’s a new environment so you have to get used to some things but still don’t be scared if you see posts of obvious gayness talk, naked pictures of people, people talking about their deck size (don’t be fooled, it’s a tricky one) , drunk people seeking for the first victim asking for your number, people talking how they love kids (no, they are not parents nor they have that in mind), people jumping on girls that potentially run away, people questioning your nationality or your blood if it’s not pure because…oh you’ll see.
Still, after some time you get used to it so you get to laugh at some of it but then again new things creep the thing out of you because of people laughing at you for not using Opera, IE, Firefox, Blogs, Twitter, Facebook, XP, Vista, Linux, Nokia, Android, Iphone, Apple or for just listening Kanye, 50cent, Madona etc. Yet again, nothing’s perfect so people will laugh at you for using Opera, IE, Firefox, Blogs, Twitter, Facebook, XP, Vista, Linux, Nokia, Android, Iphone, Apple or because you don’t listen to Kanye, 50cent, Madona.
Hard time has passed, you’re seeing the bright side of Juventuz but then one shinny day you want to start relaxed topic about possible signings; people will laugh at you for saying a certain player is not Juve material that will lead to an endless discussion about it, warnings and screaming, because you judge a player because you saw him on a youtube where you can see even Ledesma shining, Molinaro with great crosses, De Ceglie defending like Vidic, Iaquinta being a top class finisher, Grygera doing...something, Bendtner scoring very often , Taddei being a classy midfielder or even Dida with world class saves. So don’t do that – it will be a huge blow.
When you get used to that you start thinking differently, thinking that you’ve seen everything but no, one rainy day you will install Football Manager and play it whole day, winning Serie A and Champions League, humiliating Inter, where your new signing let’s that you have paid 5mln win the prize of the best Italien player you get the new ideas of posting that players name in a Wish List and say how great he was, even mentioning his goal-rate. People won’t forget that easily so it will make you get a couple of more warnings when you start yelling and using another thing that will irritate certain people. Oh yes, 12 question marks when you try to ask when did you say something like that, or 14 exclamation marks to prove how right you were right from the start.
This is all assuming your English is pretty decent so people won’t make fun of your grammar but still if you try to avoid writing a lot and focus more on posting articles you make another mistake. People will laugh when you say that we want some certain player and when they ask for your source and you say it’s Tribalfootball, Goal.com, 4-4-2.com or some other people will still laugh, but now harder with a possible post edit where you have your head up in your ass and there, you feel down again, trying to release your anger you use 14 exclamation marks again, saying that moderators are evil and not good, so you get even more laughs.
If you place your Juve goggles on your deck (see, it’s hard…
your player reviews will become questionable because how and why would you bash some Juve player? Or why would you say you like some Inter player? That’s like one instant red card down in your reputation bar when you have all the horde on your back. You can’t claim that our scouts are bad because…well, they are ours. And oh man…don’t say that you like Moggi whatever happens, that one drags too much, people won’t laugh but some will use 10 question marks and 10 exclamation marks asking if you are retarded .
Woah, people are almost used to you and your way of thinking and you see the light at the end of the tunnel. You feel happy because mods decided to let you use the avatar you actually want! And signature that wouldn’t make you a target no.1! You have a smile on your face but then you decide to post in “what are you doing right now” thread saying how you’re eating your second chocolate. Oh you’re not getting away with that, there are gym freaks here that are going to laugh at you and your body fat and your belly. You feel nervous so you light a cigar, people will yell at you because it’s not healthy or because you’re just saying how “man” you really are. You are down once again, you want to make something good of it by saying how you just did 10 pull ups, people will either laugh because they know you’re lying or because you’re a weakling. You feel mad and go for a run, post how you ran 2kms, they laugh at you, now just because it’s you who did it.
You’re logging-off, leaving Juventuz behind because it caused you traumas. You decide to go school and learn even more. You learn, learn, feel smart enough to come back and post again about some other things so you do. You post something about programming but there’s someone who will make fun of you because you’re just a beginner. You turn to history and BANG, there’s someone who will prove you wrong. You’ll see stats from 1364, making you look like a fool, the same one is going to torture with every possible fact about anything that exist. You read more and more so you decide to start a discussion based on religion and oh boy…do you believe in God? Or not? It doesn’t matter because it will turn into endless discussion with unknown answer but people will still laugh because you believe or don’t believe in Big Bang theory, evolution and God himself.
You'll be able to feel the recession with Andy the critic but even more important you'll see Dru asking what's for lunch every day so don't run from him like Manos did.
I can probably go on but the scariest part has passed and you’re getting used to everything. After some time you get to love forum where you get addicted to it later on, people that you actually consider your friend that you want to meet in real life, having them on the same facebook that people bashed all over place, checking their crazy pictures and laughing your ass off. You will start with vbetting, there are always Chester, Reb, Rab and co. to help out. People start to respect you and you get to visit Live thread for matches, where your blood pressure raises because of the atmosphere, people screaming about the game, some about decks and hookers, some post pictures of Moratti, Galliani etc. so you don’t want to log-off and go to sleep but stay a bit more on Juventuz. You get to meet drunk Burke where you get to see craziness, crazy Desi people, Martin who knows everything…almost, girls to make your 'tar look better, Andy to say if you’re about to die because of the awful weather, meet Greg and his humor, Jack the runner who’s always there to help even if you are someone who acted like a jerk. You get to meet transfer gurus that watch new possible players, Osman the man, Ahmed, Hustini, Mark the informer, curr that’s everywhere, Salvatore, blondu, Luca, some with low post count that are great like RavaneVialli. Snoop that likes to drive me nuts for some reason, who changed a lot recently so he doesn't burst into flames anymore...I guess he wants to find my dark side. Intelligent Belgians that keep coming. Music freaks lol, like Christina, Ouch, ja5per, curr again, JBF, some k guy etc. You get to meet famous people like Menez too, love the same gayness that used to bother you and post crazy pictures of yourself because you saw Andy and Burke, Aaron or some other member. Cenardo, smart fella. Media guys. Sabet, baby or some other girl that’s still here, luckily. There are some other members that support different clubs like Fred, you can meet the comedy of Scottish people, my Greek brothers, drunk Irish people and see how Byrone babysits, the same guy who sits on the money, the same guy who finished Wendywood highschool (if you feel down again just think of it). Some members are either banned sadly or MIA so you might not get a chance to meet them. Legendary lazy Bes. There are just too many members so it’d be a huge list and I'm kinda tired so sorry. Be sure I know you. Last mentioned are my Balkan bruvs.
So, you’ve met everyone and you love this forum. Try to be smart enough not to get banned because Juventuz is really unique. Some say it’s bad, some say it’s a second family. A big…and kinda crazy family. In the end your reputation is going to be green and big, and you’re going to be the one who’s going to welcome and maybe even torture newcomers.
Long live Juventuz, and long live posters.
many people will just laugh at every of your post, make your reputation bar go red and big like Rudolf’s and Ibra’s nose combined so you’re going to disable it, make you swear so you get warnings and a possible short-term ban, you can go emo but it’s ok, still
A couple of moths can be hard, it’s a new environment so you have to get used to some things but still don’t be scared if you see posts of obvious gayness talk, naked pictures of people, people talking about their deck size (don’t be fooled, it’s a tricky one) , drunk people seeking for the first victim asking for your number, people talking how they love kids (no, they are not parents nor they have that in mind), people jumping on girls that potentially run away, people questioning your nationality or your blood if it’s not pure because…oh you’ll see.
Still, after some time you get used to it so you get to laugh at some of it but then again new things creep the thing out of you because of people laughing at you for not using Opera, IE, Firefox, Blogs, Twitter, Facebook, XP, Vista, Linux, Nokia, Android, Iphone, Apple or for just listening Kanye, 50cent, Madona etc. Yet again, nothing’s perfect so people will laugh at you for using Opera, IE, Firefox, Blogs, Twitter, Facebook, XP, Vista, Linux, Nokia, Android, Iphone, Apple or because you don’t listen to Kanye, 50cent, Madona.
Hard time has passed, you’re seeing the bright side of Juventuz but then one shinny day you want to start relaxed topic about possible signings; people will laugh at you for saying a certain player is not Juve material that will lead to an endless discussion about it, warnings and screaming, because you judge a player because you saw him on a youtube where you can see even Ledesma shining, Molinaro with great crosses, De Ceglie defending like Vidic, Iaquinta being a top class finisher, Grygera doing...something, Bendtner scoring very often , Taddei being a classy midfielder or even Dida with world class saves. So don’t do that – it will be a huge blow.
When you get used to that you start thinking differently, thinking that you’ve seen everything but no, one rainy day you will install Football Manager and play it whole day, winning Serie A and Champions League, humiliating Inter, where your new signing let’s that you have paid 5mln win the prize of the best Italien player you get the new ideas of posting that players name in a Wish List and say how great he was, even mentioning his goal-rate. People won’t forget that easily so it will make you get a couple of more warnings when you start yelling and using another thing that will irritate certain people. Oh yes, 12 question marks when you try to ask when did you say something like that, or 14 exclamation marks to prove how right you were right from the start.
This is all assuming your English is pretty decent so people won’t make fun of your grammar but still if you try to avoid writing a lot and focus more on posting articles you make another mistake. People will laugh when you say that we want some certain player and when they ask for your source and you say it’s Tribalfootball, Goal.com, 4-4-2.com or some other people will still laugh, but now harder with a possible post edit where you have your head up in your ass and there, you feel down again, trying to release your anger you use 14 exclamation marks again, saying that moderators are evil and not good, so you get even more laughs.
If you place your Juve goggles on your deck (see, it’s hard…
your player reviews will become questionable because how and why would you bash some Juve player? Or why would you say you like some Inter player? That’s like one instant red card down in your reputation bar when you have all the horde on your back. You can’t claim that our scouts are bad because…well, they are ours. And oh man…don’t say that you like Moggi whatever happens, that one drags too much, people won’t laugh but some will use 10 question marks and 10 exclamation marks asking if you are retarded .Woah, people are almost used to you and your way of thinking and you see the light at the end of the tunnel. You feel happy because mods decided to let you use the avatar you actually want! And signature that wouldn’t make you a target no.1! You have a smile on your face but then you decide to post in “what are you doing right now” thread saying how you’re eating your second chocolate. Oh you’re not getting away with that, there are gym freaks here that are going to laugh at you and your body fat and your belly. You feel nervous so you light a cigar, people will yell at you because it’s not healthy or because you’re just saying how “man” you really are. You are down once again, you want to make something good of it by saying how you just did 10 pull ups, people will either laugh because they know you’re lying or because you’re a weakling. You feel mad and go for a run, post how you ran 2kms, they laugh at you, now just because it’s you who did it.
You’re logging-off, leaving Juventuz behind because it caused you traumas. You decide to go school and learn even more. You learn, learn, feel smart enough to come back and post again about some other things so you do. You post something about programming but there’s someone who will make fun of you because you’re just a beginner. You turn to history and BANG, there’s someone who will prove you wrong. You’ll see stats from 1364, making you look like a fool, the same one is going to torture with every possible fact about anything that exist. You read more and more so you decide to start a discussion based on religion and oh boy…do you believe in God? Or not? It doesn’t matter because it will turn into endless discussion with unknown answer but people will still laugh because you believe or don’t believe in Big Bang theory, evolution and God himself.
You'll be able to feel the recession with Andy the critic but even more important you'll see Dru asking what's for lunch every day so don't run from him like Manos did.
I can probably go on but the scariest part has passed and you’re getting used to everything. After some time you get to love forum where you get addicted to it later on, people that you actually consider your friend that you want to meet in real life, having them on the same facebook that people bashed all over place, checking their crazy pictures and laughing your ass off. You will start with vbetting, there are always Chester, Reb, Rab and co. to help out. People start to respect you and you get to visit Live thread for matches, where your blood pressure raises because of the atmosphere, people screaming about the game, some about decks and hookers, some post pictures of Moratti, Galliani etc. so you don’t want to log-off and go to sleep but stay a bit more on Juventuz. You get to meet drunk Burke where you get to see craziness, crazy Desi people, Martin who knows everything…almost, girls to make your 'tar look better, Andy to say if you’re about to die because of the awful weather, meet Greg and his humor, Jack the runner who’s always there to help even if you are someone who acted like a jerk. You get to meet transfer gurus that watch new possible players, Osman the man, Ahmed, Hustini, Mark the informer, curr that’s everywhere, Salvatore, blondu, Luca, some with low post count that are great like RavaneVialli. Snoop that likes to drive me nuts for some reason, who changed a lot recently so he doesn't burst into flames anymore...I guess he wants to find my dark side. Intelligent Belgians that keep coming. Music freaks lol, like Christina, Ouch, ja5per, curr again, JBF, some k guy etc. You get to meet famous people like Menez too, love the same gayness that used to bother you and post crazy pictures of yourself because you saw Andy and Burke, Aaron or some other member. Cenardo, smart fella. Media guys. Sabet, baby or some other girl that’s still here, luckily. There are some other members that support different clubs like Fred, you can meet the comedy of Scottish people, my Greek brothers, drunk Irish people and see how Byrone babysits, the same guy who sits on the money, the same guy who finished Wendywood highschool (if you feel down again just think of it). Some members are either banned sadly or MIA so you might not get a chance to meet them. Legendary lazy Bes. There are just too many members so it’d be a huge list and I'm kinda tired so sorry. Be sure I know you. Last mentioned are my Balkan bruvs.
So, you’ve met everyone and you love this forum. Try to be smart enough not to get banned because Juventuz is really unique. Some say it’s bad, some say it’s a second family. A big…and kinda crazy family. In the end your reputation is going to be green and big, and you’re going to be the one who’s going to welcome and maybe even torture newcomers.
Long live Juventuz, and long live posters.
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