Juventuz Bar Thread (7 Viewers)

[Elnur_E65]

I havent eaten in two days. Only had the brew and the occasional bite of a sandwhich. Im taking a break tonight but after that my friend turns 21 so this weekend isnt looking to improve.

Why not eat? Are you on a diet or something?

 

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[Tom]

Tom, man...

You are just like me... always recovering

Life consists of DRINKING and RECOVERING

I know. The best days ever are those when you wake up, and you aren't either drunk OR hungover. Happens about once a month. Those days are sweet. You can go on a totally awesome session at midday :toast:

 

[venom]

Ota Erkka löysin rantein int:, kuinka?!?!22

nyt:

 

[Erkka]

Ota Erkka löysin rantein int:, kuinka?!?!22

nyt:

Mjiiiitaaaaaah?!!!111 Juu, onhan noita tuoppeja muutama uponnut hienon arvontatuloksen seurauksena. Lapin kultaa en kyllä juo.

Nyt vähän:

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[Menace]

I heard in heaven there is something better than beer, so ill wait until i go there and not drink anything alcholic in life

 

[Peha]

I heard in heaven there is something better than beer, so ill wait until i go there and not drink anything alcholic in life

yeah you could eat apples with Marylin Monro... paradise...

oh wait, what a pitty most likely she's in hell

 

[Menace]

There are way way way better looking girls in heaven, beauty we havent seen anything like it

 

[Seven]

In the process of recovering from a 32 hour drinking session atm, going from the office party friday night, into town, to someone's house, then back to town for the pub openings, on an all dayer, topped off with a curry at half 3 this morning.

I never thought I'd be at someone's house drinking spirits straight from a wine glass at 7am either!

Somehow that can't be good.

 

[Elnur_E65]

... of course it can

 

[Zlatan]

It's 3.30 and I just got home drunk like an ass.

 

[Bjerknes]

Good to see you're not the tinkerbell when it comes to drinking anymore, Zlatan.

 

[3pac]

i spent 30 min last night cleaning up a girls vomit in my house










to add to the fun, we had no running water due to construction.

i did it with bottled water.

 

[Bjerknes]

Ahh, nothing better than the disgorged emissions of a female.

 

[3pac]

I wasn't even that angry, taking pictures of the incident made it worthwhile

 

[Bjerknes]

Well, sometimes a picture is worth a 1000 gallons of vomit.

 

[3pac]

haha, yea. and you're just killing 2 birds with 1 stone if you have the 1000 gallons soaked into your sweatshirt

 

[Zlatan]

Good to see you're not the tinkerbell when it comes to drinking anymore, Zlatan.

Indeed.

 

[Tom]

It's 3.30 and I just got home drunk like an ass.

good boy int:

 

[Zlatan]

Thing is, I was drunk like an ass but I could still type properly

 

[Tom]

I have that as well, my text messages are always spot on for grammar and spelling