Quoted from FIGT
FIGT evaluates Sergio's celebration
22/11/2009
FIGT could open a serious investigation into new thing that was introduced to Football world when Sergio de Tomato Sauce decided to celebrate naked running after Sab's crucial goal.
Real Italiens are set to be fined for this, however the investigation could get Sergio de Potato Saucy into real trouble considering the bench-warmer is married.
Real Italiens must now wait for news, rumors spreading in Italiens cities that Sab most probably got pregnant. This news comes right after Sab was interviewed in Southern Italien hospital "Operatiune de Oddo", here's what Sab had to say to Radio Se Saltelli
" I am very disappointed and I feel gutted, for a while I wished I didn't score the goal because I was not aware that in the squad we have some harassing lovers" said Sabsab.
Meanwhile Real Italien coach, Sir Alen has hinted that Sergio wont be included to his list for next week match without mentioning anything further details concerning the incident.
www.figt.com/sergiosauce/harassment