Xabi Aaronso & Burkoff were spotted in a dark alley exposing their goose necks(their ball sacks),giggling & screaming like a bunch of teenagers at a New Kidz on the block Concert.We think Christina was there too but we cant prove it.
Stomy & Real Italien massage physios Hooringo & Christina were seen creating havoc at a club near Fartzio FC based near Italie Capital Romedome.Hooringo had a bootle of 7 ounce in her hand screaming “I love you Cuti”.Christina was not so classy as she was caught taking a dump in Real Italiens Director Lawnchair Bes’s brand new Failiat.Whats even more strange is that the piece of junk car had Spirelli tires on!
When asked about the whole commotion Lawnchair Bes calmly replied “I know where she lives,what school she went to,what her favourite boy bands are & most importantly I have spy cams hidden all over her room” Reports eminating from Real Italie FC is that Lawnchair Bes will ask for a sweat soaked t-shirt & damp socks from Christina as compensation.