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[Alen]

No disrespect to Seven, but he's the last member here i'd make a moderator. He'll make an awful mod and if he somehow becomes a good moderator all the magic about him will be lost.
I can't believe you were seriously discussing that.

 

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[Seven]

What I don't understand is why anyone would want to be a good moderator.

 

[cyril]

No disrespect to Seven, but he's the last member here i'd make a moderator. He'll make an awful mod and if he somehow becomes a good moderator all the magic about him will be lost.
I can't believe you were seriously discussing that.

Can I be a mod

 

[Alen]

Can I be a mod

DO NOT!

* Post in any language other than English.
* Use foul and abusive language.
* Use a signature larger than 4 lines of standard text.
* Insult other members, Juventus players and staff
* Post full nudity pictures/videos, or other pictures/videos that could offend
* Advertise or spam.
* Write in CAPITAL LETTERS.
* Double post.
* Ask to be a moderator.
* Pretend to be a moderator, or act as though you are a moderator.
* Revive dead topics, if a thread is several months old there is no good reason to drag it back up.
* Say anything if you have nothing to say.
* Open a new thread just to ask a question or just to post a new article, use the search function first, it might get your answer first and keep the forums tidier.
* Derail threads where there is serious discussion going on.
* Post live match updates in the match thread, there is a special thread for that.
* Post articles, links or any related material from goal.com and tribalfootball.com.

http://www.juventuz.com/forum/showthread.php?t=13533

 

[Albertmare]

he was begging at you , Alen , not asking

 

[cyril]

DO NOT!

* Post in any language other than English.
* Use foul and abusive language.
* Use a signature larger than 4 lines of standard text.
* Insult other members, Juventus players and staff
* Post full nudity pictures/videos, or other pictures/videos that could offend
* Advertise or spam.
* Write in CAPITAL LETTERS.
* Double post.
* Ask to be a moderator.
* Pretend to be a moderator, or act as though you are a moderator.
* Revive dead topics, if a thread is several months old there is no good reason to drag it back up.
* Say anything if you have nothing to say.
* Open a new thread just to ask a question or just to post a new article, use the search function first, it might get your answer first and keep the forums tidier.
* Derail threads where there is serious discussion going on.
* Post live match updates in the match thread, there is a special thread for that.
* Post articles, links or any related material from goal.com and tribalfootball.com.

http://www.juventuz.com/forum/showthread.php?t=13533

Dude chill, I was joking :S

 

[Byrone]

Today's headlines: What the papers say...

Today's front-page headlines from Gazzetta , Juventuz Timez, Tuttosport & Tuttifruiti.


Gazzetta

Exclusive: Jah speaks out! Accusses Stomachi Grassi FC. chairman Martin of being an atheist! He does not believe in me but he's scared of ghosts & thinks the ghost busters are real!
Real Italiens coach Sir Alen Ferguson orders physio Christina to perform a cavity search on Real Italiens player Sadoko,Christina cons Real Italiens player Dule into doing her dirty work(no pun intended).
To or not to be? Shakespeare rescinds his contract with Stomy,apparently there is a major confusion with old & new english.
Ze Tahirorrist: Waffledinho is like a T-rex! Angry,anti-social & has short arms.Inability to jerk off causes Real Italiens skipper to be a major grouch!

Juventuz Timez

Jah says Stomachi Grassi FC. chairman Martin believes in donald duck & ghosts! What a tool!
Will Azzuri7 & Byrone kiss & make up? Unfortunately Elvinha beat the darkie to it!
Real Italiens player Dule gets down & dirty.We hope he had gloves & bog roll!
Real Italiens president Bozi The Bozman tempts The Rat but fails with a bid of 40k pounds of cheese a week.General Manager Mark The Real Informer says that rat is ALWAYS offside!
Ze Tahirorrist VS Hector Von Waffles fight of the century!Tough call but the man with the boeing 747 is a clear favourite.

Tuttosport

Real Italiens General Manager brags about the size of his italien sausage:Its so long it stretches from Toronto to Vancouver!
Real Italiens LB Vlatkovic goes head to head with feeble minded commentator Maherda!
Maherda to Vlatkovic: Shut Up Maroun!
Desi Hostile Take Over! xXx,Iceman,Ze Tahirorrist,Ahmed & Sheik Yerbouti steal the Stomy lime light.Allegations of masala bombs to be investigated!
Stomy fitness coach: Martin might not believe in Jah but he best believe I can kick his ass with my pinky finger!
Hambonranesi causes a storm by sleeping with half his fellow colleagues girlfriends & wives!

Tuttifruiti (Brand new paper for the fans with an alternative lifestyle)

Elvinha: Sucknia is a BITCH! Apparently Azzuri7's wife slaps Elvinha into a mini coma!
Albertini: Arsene Wenger is my role model,this infuriates Stomy director Right-said-Fred!
Tifoso Lou is back Albertini has competition! Lock your kids up!
koSTARica: Forza Mother Russia please give me postive rep! We say fvck you,your still not funny & minus rep!
Manos: Who stole my lunch? We dont know.....NUM NUM NUM!

 

[Zé Tahir]

You're crazy B.

 

[Mark]

Again Tuttosport is sh*t. It's from Montreal to Vancouver.

 

[Azzurri7]

Byrone is on top

 

[Il Re]

how hilarious would it be if we actually played this game for real

 

[Bozi]

byron you are on fire mate

 

[Christina]

 

[Bozi]

how hilarious would it be if we actually played this game for real

Rehan i call you out,you obviously have not read this thread in its entirety,otherwise you would have read where we already talked about this

now go and start at page 1 and don't come back until you have read every single post

 

[swag]

What I don't understand is why anyone would want to be a good moderator.

Because of your ego, I don't think you could understand. You have to value the integrity of a somewhat functional community above your own ego sometimes, and that's clearly just not your game.

Not making a value judgment about that -- just more a statement about what is.

 

[Sheik Yerbouti]

Can i be an Administrator?

 

[icemaη]

You can be the janitor or the hallway monitor

 

[blondu]

i'm the real player around here...i ain't mentioned in sex scandals/god existance disputes/missing practices/drinking...i wanna be vice'captain

 

[icemaη]

Rab is the captain, so his husband is automatically the vice captain... now soap it

 

[Albertmare]

how hilarious would it be if we actually played this game for real

yeah
though someone must sponsored me for the plane ticket