Today's headlines: What the papers say...
Saturday 23 May
Tuttosport
Sucknia Fawaz: Azzuri7 has put Tubby Fawaz in danger,Albertini brags about Maddie,sick bastard!
Tubby Fawaz: My Daddy plays house with the hairy lady & that weird chinky man touched my no-no area!
Byrone: 2010 WC will be a success,elephants,hippos & crocodiles to replace trains,buses & cars as cash strapped Fifa & RSA resort to alternative transportation.
Maherda: great win for real italiens,burkoff was in great form,now waiting for Stomy - Controversial & intellectually challenged pro Real Italiens commentator back after threatening Coach Jack the spliffer after their little lovers quarrel.
Osmanknowitall: Dumbass Devil is our saviour,Come la Stomy!
Gazetta
Byrone closer to Real Italiens after fight with Captain fantastic Azzuri7.
Elvinha my hot & steamy night out with the sexiest footballer & a paedo.
Hoori:Byrone should cast for biggest loser Italie - Physio takes a low blow to the already down & out darkie.
Did Azzuri7 allow Albertini to play doctor/doctor with his son Tubby?
Right-said-Fred: Im clean ive never stolen anything in my life - except our reporters find out that he played tummy sticks with fifa president Soppy Bladder & accessed confidential banking details for Fifa & Safa!
Juventuz times
Albertini puts on the rubby to play with Tubby!
Byrone:When you pay with peanuts,you get monkeys.Do i look like a monkey? - Should we really answer that? You are african & this is Italie afterall.
Sir Alen Ferguson:Sadoko leave Hoori alone & prepare for a cavity search in the physio room from Christina! We heard there's no lube involved,true story!
Come la Stomy - Is this guy for real,we dig up dirt on the Stomy messiah & find out he's the first guy to be beat up in a church,temple,synagogue & a cult gathering in the same day.AMAZING!