Juventuz atmosphere (13 Viewers)

[Mark]

I don't get it, the question is Which team do you think got better players? better Mang? Bench? etc

We should be way ahead of those fat bastardi. :irritated

 

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[Enron]

Mr Sandyback.

 

[Alen]

Please gaffer, no no, please.

I told you and i told your teammates many times that you can fuck eachother's wifes or girlfriends, but you don't mess with your coach's women.
I must set an example with you.

You'll sit on the bench on Sunday. Abraham ReBelstein will take your place.

 

[Sadomin]

This is below my dignity, I have slept with over 700 women and I'll keep doing it.

I demand a transfer.

 

[Mark]

denied

 

[Bjerknes]

We don't want Sadomin either.

 

[Enron]

This is below my dignity, I have slept with over 700 women and I'll keep doing it.

I demand a transfer.

The midfield won't be the same without you. Don't leave me brother!

 

[Alen]

This is below my dignity, I have slept with over 700 women and I'll keep doing it.

I demand a transfer.

Transfer where?
You do know that Fred will be your boss if you go Stomaci merde, don't you?

 

[Zé Tahir]

This is below my dignity, I have slept with over 700 women and I'll keep doing it.

I demand a transfer.

You're a true modern-day George Best. You'll go far son, you'll go far

 

[Mark]

I love the view of the pitch from where Bozi, Bes and I will sit. There's a bit of shade but I'll still wear my sunglasses and light a nice cigar.

 

[Sadomin]

Sadomin has been hospitalized for liver detoxication. Any decisions regarding his future have been postponed for now.

 

[Alen]

We were leading 30:26 when i last visited this page and now it's 31:30 for them.

Mark, what the hell are you doing here? I can't be the only one attracting new fans.
Now i have to start lobying in the Balkan thread.

announcement
Oh, and we're opening a training camp where everyone who doesn't have a club yet is invited.
I will be watching from the stands and 10 of the most talented juventuz members who still didn't vote in the poll will make it to my team.
You don't need to pay anything to participate in the camp. You only need to vote for the Real Italiens FC.

 

[king Ale]

Sadomin has been hospitalized for liver detoxication. Any decisions regarding his future have been postponed for now.

He might need massages :eyebrows:

 

[Bjerknes]

Breaking News: Beck Drinks 7th Corona

Stomachi Grassi FC's midfield playmaker Andrew Beck has started on his 8th beer of the evening, according to an official statement.

The flamboyant American player began drinking shortly after noon on Saturday and will continue consuming alcoholic beverages throughout the night.

"You're goddamn right I'm drinking again!" Beck proclaimed in his email. "By the way, I'll be watching hockey and listening to old school hip hop until the early morning hours, if not longer. That is the time Hoori plans to come over."

Beck ended his statement by saying, "Fuck ya mother."

 

[Mark]

We have an opening for a web site designer. To apply for the job just vote of Real Italiens FC.

A big shout out to all my fellow Canucks here. I know we're plenty here, maybe hundreds so please vote for us to give your support. For each vote the poor children of octo-mom will get a tit to suck on.

 

[Osman]

Byrone


Mark, how about a Sandyback Sadoko Byrone swap? I saw his ass in the shower, and the ass dont lie, the fvcker is a cracka ass mofo! All this time I just thought he was a light skinned african (Fred, you should have signed Ibrahim Baaaah instead as I told you), not a pale ass white devil colonialist

 

[Mark]

I want the girl.

EDIT: The coach wants the girl.

 

[Osman]

The fuck??? Who the fvck cares what the coach wants? Be more like a Galliani and walk over your Ancelotti, instead of a wussy Oriali that gets walked over by your Mourinho.

 

[Mark]

Job opening:

Goalkeeping coach: If you're interested please vote for Real Italiens FC.


Is that enough Alain?

 

[Mark]

The fuck??? Who the fvck cares what the coach wants? Be more like a Galliani and walk over your Ancelotti, instead of a wussy Oriali that gets walked over by your Mourinho.

We work as a team. Not like you fatties.

That's the deal, take it or leave it. I've got an offer from Albinoleffe for Sado so act fast.