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Beck slams coach Jack labelling him a "footballing terrorist."...goal.net
Please allow the article just this once, it is from Gazzetta and has quotes and everything.
Please allow the article just this once, it is from Gazzetta and has quotes and everything.
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Arabic is the 2nd toughest language ... 80 percent of arabs dont even know 75% of the entire language...that goes to show you its vastness...
Arabic is the 2nd toughest language ... 80 percent of arabs dont even know 75% of the entire language...that goes to show you its vastness...
http://wikitravel.org/en/Tumbuka_phrasebook
Stomachi swoop for Bianconero
Stomachi Grassi FC's outspoken director Fred has confirmed that his club have signed mysterious Englishman Bianconero....
The attacking midfielder, who is widely known for his shakespeare like language was signed to add more depth ahead of the big game against Real Italiens FC.
"We are happy to sign this promising player, we have been watching him for a while now, and we thought it was time to sign him to add some much needed depth to the squad" Fred told Juventuz Times.
Bianconero has reiterated his excitement to play for such a prestigious team. Bianconero said "Alas, Thou shall take on this endeavor with immortal valiance, for Real Italien FC is but a foe "
When asked by a journalist what he feels about god, Bianconero endeared himself to Seven by saying " As flies to wanton boys, are we to the gods; they kill us for their sport".
Several experts have expressed their fears over whether Bianconero's teammates would experience trouble understanding their teammate. But Fred has moved to quash those fears "Even if there were verbal communication problems, football is a language everybody speaks"
Another problem Stomachi Grassi could face with this signing is the possible conflict between Bianconeri and long time rival, American playmaker Andrew Beck. Several reports revealed that Beck was still upset over being called a "mock fan" by the eccentric Englishman.
Fred has moved swiftly to quash those rumors too, even going far as threatening the press if they don't stop spreading rumors about his team.
"We are sick and tired of this" screamed Fred. "You have spread so many rumors about our team, we can't even keep track".
"Hoori is not engaged in a secret relationship with Alen, Ze Tahir is not linked to Al Qaeda, there is no sexual relationship between Rab and Iceman and Bisco is our keeper, he is not a double agent"
"It is completely false that Jack called Beck a Barcelona fan and there is nothing between Bianconero and Beck "
"If you do not stop spreading rumors, we will boycott the press"
- Juventuz Times
Stomachi Grassi FC's outspoken director Fred has confirmed that his club have signed mysterious Englishman Bianconero....
The attacking midfielder, who is widely known for his shakespeare like language was signed to add more depth ahead of the big game against Real Italiens FC.
"We are happy to sign this promising player, we have been watching him for a while now, and we thought it was time to sign him to add some much needed depth to the squad" Fred told Juventuz Times.
Bianconero has reiterated his excitement to play for such a prestigious team. Bianconero said "Alas, Thou shall take on this endeavor with immortal valiance, for Real Italien FC is but a foe "
When asked by a journalist what he feels about god, Bianconero endeared himself to Seven by saying " As flies to wanton boys, are we to the gods; they kill us for their sport".
Several experts have expressed their fears over whether Bianconero's teammates would experience trouble understanding their teammate. But Fred has moved to quash those fears "Even if there were verbal communication problems, football is a language everybody speaks"
Another problem Stomachi Grassi could face with this signing is the possible conflict between Bianconeri and long time rival, American playmaker Andrew Beck. Several reports revealed that Beck was still upset over being called a "mock fan" by the eccentric Englishman.
Fred has moved swiftly to quash those rumors too, even going far as threatening the press if they don't stop spreading rumors about his team.
"We are sick and tired of this" screamed Fred. "You have spread so many rumors about our team, we can't even keep track".
"Hoori is not engaged in a secret relationship with Alen, Ze Tahir is not linked to Al Qaeda, there is no sexual relationship between Rab and Iceman and Bisco is our keeper, he is not a double agent"
"It is completely false that Jack called Beck a Barcelona fan and there is nothing between Bianconero and Beck "
"If you do not stop spreading rumors, we will boycott the press"
- Juventuz Times
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