Juventuz atmosphere (7 Viewers)

[The Curr]

You didn't sign Hoori though, stop tapping up our staff or i'll report you to the FIFA

That wouldn't matter. Sepp Blatter is our bitch.

 

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[Alen]

but your harem is extending..***..

Hey, how about a double date tonight? I take Hoori, you take the president. We'll go eat something.
Make sure he's in a good mood. I plan to ask him for a pay rise.

 

[Wahdan]

Bozi is da man:eyebrows:

You don't know what you're missing

 

[SABSAB]

There is always a place for you in my club.
Wanna play or you want to be something else?

I can play as a striker and show their goalkeeper my boobs so he can´t concentrate

 

[Albertmare]

I can play as a striker and show their goalkeeper my boobs so he can´t concentrate

great ! and i will come from the second line and kick the ball in

 

[SABSAB]

Allways good to have a girl on the field

 

[Alen]

I can play as a striker and show their goalkeeper my boobs so he can´t concentrate

Done deal.

Official: The Real Italiens FC sign the very hot German (talent) SABSAB

 

[The Curr]

I can play as a striker and show their goalkeeper my boobs so he can´t concentrate

 

[Alen]

You have to put your signature before i include you in the team.
You do that by voting for us (Real Italiens FC).

 

[Albertmare]

we have a very hot striker now

 

[ĵџvє_вãвγ]

Hey, how about a double date tonight? I take Hoori, you take the president. We'll go eat something.
Make sure he's in a good mood. I plan to ask him for a pay rise.

yeah i deserve a pay rise, cos i have to stand Seven's God doesnt exist and Turk's everthing is Berluska's fault things

You don't know what you're missing

sorry honey..***..

 

[SABSAB]

You have to put your signature before i include you in the team.
You do that by voting for us (Real Italiens FC).

Done

 

[Alen]

Excellent. We had a shortage of strikers. If one of Burke or Zlatan got injured we had no-one to replace them. Now we have SabSab Müller :eyebrows:

 

[Albertmare]

sounds gay tbh

 

[The Curr]

Excellent. We had a shortage of strikers. If one of Burke or Zlatan got injured we had no-one to replace them. Now we have SabSab Müller :eyebrows:

I used to play there, remember?

 

[Alen]

I used to play there, remember?

You're so versatile and i'm so proud of you
They were sceptical when i made you a full back but we proved the doubters wrong. My assistant McRed was the first one who saw your potential as a full back.

 

[SABSAB]

Now I am doing:eyebrows:

 

[Ahmed]

yeah i deserve a pay rise, cos i have to stand Seven's God doesnt exist and Turk's everthing is Berluska's fault things

pay the lady...NOBODY deserves to listen to that bullshit everyday

 

[The Curr]

You're so versatile and i'm so proud of you
They were sceptical when i made you a full back but we proved the doubters wrong. My assistant McRed was the first one who saw your potential as a full back.

I'm like John O'Shea, but with talent.

 

[Azzurri7]

Fred slams disrespectful Ze Tahir


Stomacho Grassi's outspoken assistant manager Fred has slammed central midfielder Ze Tahir for offensive comments the latter allegedly made about the teams staff


Ze Tahir was quoted as making a number of offensive comments with regard to the infamous sexual harassment incident, involving Andrew Beck the teams playmaker and Iranian massuese Hoori.


The Pakistani who is regarded by many to be a Barcelona fan and a terrorist made a number of disrespectful comments about Hoori.

Juventuz Times has quoted him saying " Andy, can you confirm what you saw under the skirt? For years King Ale has assumed the identity of a woman on here. Can you finally confirm? "


Fred has made it clear that he will not tolerate these comments and that Ze Tahir will be benched for the all important game against Real Italiens FC. "We do not tolerate such disrespectful comments about our staff from any of our players, and we will take heavy measures against Tahir to ensure those comments do not go unpunished. "


Ironically, Andrew Beck has not been punished for allegedly looking under Hoori's skirt. Something that made Hoori ask for a transfer from the club. Several reports claim that these new harsh measures by the club were taken in order to convince the much sought after Iranian Massuese to stay at the club.


However if reports of punishing Ze Tahir are true, many people have their fears that Ze Tahir an alleged terrorist might blow himself up. Italien FC captain, star player and atheist Seven has gone on the record warning people of the consequences of upsetting Tahir. "Ze still owes me an apology for banning me from the Juventuz forums. It would never have happened in a Belgian forum. I fear he might blow himself up if things don't go his way. "


Seven concluded by saying "Allah Allah Allah, God Doesn't Exist, Muslims are terrorists, I hate Turk, Allah Allah Allah"



-Juventuz Times