I'd have Penelope Cruz. Maybe. She wouldn't be much use on the pitch. :D
Enron Tickle Me Moderator Jun 2, 2009 #41 Oct 11, 2005 75,252 Jun 2, 2009 #41 Enron Jun 2, 2009 JuveJay said: I'd have Penelope Cruz. Maybe. Click to expand... She wouldn't be much use on the pitch. Buy on AliExpress.com
JuveJay said: I'd have Penelope Cruz. Maybe. Click to expand... She wouldn't be much use on the pitch. Buy on AliExpress.com
MeTaL_KnighT Terran Maniac Jun 2, 2009 #42 Mar 3, 2009 1,761 Jun 2, 2009 #42 MeTaL_KnighT Jun 2, 2009 JuveJay said: I'd have Penelope Cruz. Maybe. Click to expand... :rofl2: YES YES Penelope Cruz is great for JUVENTUS' footballer morale and motivation I think Penelope Cruz would be more benefical than Julio Cruz
JuveJay said: I'd have Penelope Cruz. Maybe. Click to expand... :rofl2: YES YES Penelope Cruz is great for JUVENTUS' footballer morale and motivation I think Penelope Cruz would be more benefical than Julio Cruz
.zero ★ ★ ★ Jun 2, 2009 #43 Aug 8, 2006 80,678 Jun 2, 2009 #43 .zero Jun 2, 2009 can he make good empanadas?
Suns Release clause? Jun 2, 2009 #44 May 22, 2009 21,929 Jun 2, 2009 #44 Suns Jun 2, 2009 Penelope Cruz makes me jizz in my pants.
Cronios Juventolog Jun 2, 2009 #45 Jun 7, 2004 27,412 Jun 2, 2009 #45 Cronios Jun 2, 2009 dru said: what a horrible little media jab, they really need to get a life Click to expand...
RavaneVialli Senior Member Jun 2, 2009 #46 Jan 27, 2008 863 Jun 2, 2009 #46 RavaneVialli Jun 2, 2009 MeTaL_KnighT said: :rofl2: YES YES Penelope Cruz is great for JUVENTUS' footballer morale and motivation I think Penelope Cruz would be more benefical than Julio Cruz Click to expand... Penelope has two nice Forvets.
MeTaL_KnighT said: :rofl2: YES YES Penelope Cruz is great for JUVENTUS' footballer morale and motivation I think Penelope Cruz would be more benefical than Julio Cruz Click to expand... Penelope has two nice Forvets.
The Curr Senior Member Jun 2, 2009 #47 Feb 3, 2007 33,705 Jun 2, 2009 #47 The Curr Jun 2, 2009 RavaneVialli said: Penelope has two nice Forvets. Click to expand... But she's not Italian
MeTaL_KnighT Terran Maniac Jun 2, 2009 #48 Mar 3, 2009 1,761 Jun 2, 2009 #48 MeTaL_KnighT Jun 2, 2009 juve o'curr said: But she's not Italian Click to expand...
pavelgago New Member Jun 2, 2009 #49 Jun 2, 2009 9 Jun 2, 2009 #49 pavelgago Jun 2, 2009 Cruz seems too similar to our strikers.
Seven In bocca al lupo, Fabio. Jun 2, 2009 #50 Jun 25, 2003 38,241 Jun 2, 2009 #50 Seven Jun 2, 2009 LetsBrushYourTeeth said: Fuck Cruz. That guy is a loser. Click to expand... He has the annoying tendency to score against us. Although I don't think Cruz is utter shite, why on earth would we want him?
LetsBrushYourTeeth said: Fuck Cruz. That guy is a loser. Click to expand... He has the annoying tendency to score against us. Although I don't think Cruz is utter shite, why on earth would we want him?
CalcioJuventus Mahatma Jun 2, 2009 #51 Mar 30, 2006 3,747 Jun 2, 2009 #51 CalcioJuventus Jun 2, 2009 Seven said: He has the annoying tendency to score against us. Although I don't think Cruz is utter shite, why on earth would we want him? Click to expand... Too old. Why take on a senior players salary demands when we can just use a young striker as our 4th or 5th choice?
Seven said: He has the annoying tendency to score against us. Although I don't think Cruz is utter shite, why on earth would we want him? Click to expand... Too old. Why take on a senior players salary demands when we can just use a young striker as our 4th or 5th choice?
Marc Softcore Juventino Jun 3, 2009 #52 Jul 14, 2006 21,649 Jun 3, 2009 #52 Marc Jun 3, 2009 Can't believe somebody fell for this rumour. Very poor journalism in that article and BS story.
pavelnedy Juvetus Lover Jun 3, 2009 #53 Oct 26, 2008 697 Jun 3, 2009 #53 pavelnedy Jun 3, 2009 fuck it off
.zero ★ ★ ★ Jun 3, 2009 #54 Aug 8, 2006 80,678 Jun 3, 2009 #54 .zero Jun 3, 2009 Seven said: He has the annoying tendency to score against us. Although I don't think Cruz is utter shite, why on earth would we want him? Click to expand... EEO possibly?
Seven said: He has the annoying tendency to score against us. Although I don't think Cruz is utter shite, why on earth would we want him? Click to expand... EEO possibly?
Joaco the cronopio Jun 3, 2009 #55 Dec 11, 2005 5,213 Jun 3, 2009 #55 Joaco Jun 3, 2009 dru said: can he make good empanadas? Click to expand... As far I know, Argies don't make empanadas
Enoran Senior Member Jun 3, 2009 #56 Nov 3, 2007 1,739 Jun 3, 2009 #56 Enoran Jun 3, 2009 Promoting Immobile will be a better and wiser option for that 4th forward spot.
torricelli_juve Senior Member Jun 3, 2009 #57 Jul 21, 2006 502 Jun 3, 2009 #57 torricelli_juve Jun 3, 2009 Enoran said: Promoting Immobile will be a better and wiser option for that 4th forward spot. Click to expand... :evil: then we'll need Cruz (Penelope/Julio) to teach our baby how to score :evil:
Enoran said: Promoting Immobile will be a better and wiser option for that 4th forward spot. Click to expand... :evil: then we'll need Cruz (Penelope/Julio) to teach our baby how to score :evil:
Hydde Minimiliano Tristelli Jun 3, 2009 #58 Mar 6, 2003 38,722 Jun 3, 2009 #58 Hydde Jun 3, 2009 Penelope Cruz would look so hot in a small Bikini and a Juventus top for sure....8===D Julio fukin cruz? An interista? pffft hell no.
Penelope Cruz would look so hot in a small Bikini and a Juventus top for sure....8===D Julio fukin cruz? An interista? pffft hell no.
Nenz Senior Member Jun 3, 2009 #59 Apr 17, 2008 10,421 Jun 3, 2009 #59 Nenz Jun 3, 2009 JuveJay said: I'd have Penelope Cruz. Maybe. Click to expand... 4th choice goalkeeper
HAZEM L'architetto Jun 3, 2009 #60 Apr 22, 2008 8,215 Jun 3, 2009 #60 HAZEM Jun 3, 2009 JuveJay said: I'd have Penelope Cruz. Maybe. Click to expand... she can be in our madiacl staff :eyebrows:
JuveJay said: I'd have Penelope Cruz. Maybe. Click to expand... she can be in our madiacl staff :eyebrows:
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