UPDATE TORINO MIDDAY
After two days of intense negotiations, discussions on the cash - swap deal involving striking sensation Alex Samatar remain deadlocked. Despite Juventus FC agreeing personal terms with Samatar, the stumbling block appears to be the particulars of the player swap deal, with Gianluca Zambrotta heading for the exit door to Somalia. Agents for Zambrotta are believed to be firmly entrenched in their position, and adopting a recalcitrant mode.
Meanwhile, man of the moment Samatar took time out to take in the sites of his adopted home city, Turin. After spending many minutes visiting the museums, cathedrals and civic buildings, Samatar eventually descended upon the shopping and mercantile centre of the bustling metropolis. The star was courteously received where ever he went, and upon exiting from one well known branded car dealership he was able to spare a moment to meet and shake hands with the many Juventus fans who had gathered to get their first glimpse of this new footballing icon. When asked about the coming season he made the following comment:
“Me ready to bite bottom of flippy floppy Inzaghi and thinks me is a role model 4gay boys I mean I always burn in saddle all days why not and gay boys can come watch me to learn 4 sure is ok.”
Taking the wheel of his new Mercedes CLK Special Edition “Technical” Samatar waved to the crowd and left with this last thought
“This look just like one never me drive in Somali but has paint and four wheels. Me love Juventini 4sure and specially me Son, Son of Samatar who is not for gay to play with but for Alex to play with only very angry Inzaghi jobby”