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"09 December, 2005; TURIN, Italy - Today Viking Juve has taken their support for their football club to a new level, claiming the country of Germany as their own.
Calling the German post-WWII policies of reunification and quality football a failure, Viking Juve disbanded the German Bundestag today and replaced the German governance. The national German motto of "Deustchland Uber Alles" has hereby also been replaced with "Forza Juve".
Michael Burke could not be reached for comment."