Julian Draxler - AM LC - Schalke 04 (13 Viewers)

[Bianconero81]

Holy shit. This thread blew up overnight

From news of Draxler (8-10 Mercato if he comes and we don't sacrifice Coman to acquire fucking Witsel), to Zach talking about anal and his pecker's girth, to that picture of a woman (who has to be fucking strong) carrying all those beers.

Tuz moments

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Anyone else think that if we get Draxler he will be what Iturbe was for Roma?

Fuck you man You are supposed to be the eternal optimist

 

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[alexjuventino]

Anyone else think that if we get Draxler he will be what Iturbe was for Roma?

Sstahp

 

[Rabbit]

Anyone else think that if we get Draxler he will be what Iturbe was for Roma?

If we track his flight..then yes

 

[Post Ironic]

Anyone else think that if we get Draxler he will be what Iturbe was for Roma?

Draxler has a brain...

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Holy $#@!. This thread blew up overnight

From news of Draxler (8-10 Mercato if he comes and we don't sacrifice Coman to acquire $#@!ing Witsel), to Zach talking about anal and his pecker's girth, to that picture of a woman (who has to be $#@!ing strong) carrying all those beers.

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$#@! you man You are supposed to be the eternal optimist

Aren't you the eternal pessimist? How's it feel to be one-upped by Justini?

Zach also told us he has 21-28 orgasms weekly.

 

[AFL_ITALIA]

So we're not getting Diamanti?

 

[Hust]

Fuck you man You are supposed to be the eternal optimist

I said that wrong. I didn't mean to make it sound like I do. BUT...what if?

Sstahp

If we track his flight..then yes

Draxler has a brain...

He does. Sounds like he is already using it by asking to come here. (If true).

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Aren't you the eternal pessimist? How's it feel to be one-upped by Justini?

Zach also told us he has 21-28 orgasms weekly.

Justini

I love it.

Yes he is the eternal pessimist

 

[Bianconero81]

Nope. I am not the eternal pessimist. I just prefer to err on the side of caution

 

[Post Ironic]

You silly twisted boy...

 

[Zacheryah]

Draxler has a brain...

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Aren't you the eternal pessimist? How's it feel to be one-upped by Justini?

Zach also told us he has 21-28 orgasms weekly.

Not every week.

 

[Collaguazo]

Draxler is gonna be a hero for juve

 

[alexjuventino]

If we do get him, we have so much tactical flexibility

 

[Post Ironic]

I was a little worried Zach. You'd be taking years off your life at that rate.

How about Draxler's girlfriend. Will she be the best looking girlfriend/wife of a Juve player?

 

[Collaguazo]

For me top 1 was Gigi`s ex wife

 

[Bianconero_Aus]

Mark, all jokes aside, do you think that we will get him?

I'm not Mark (thank Allah/Buddah/God for that) but I seriously think this shit is going to be wrapped up by Monday. Too many sources are now confirming it. Matter of time baby.

And Nostradamus is going to cry into his strudel

 

[Zacheryah]

I was a little worried Zach. You'd be taking years off your life at that rate.

How about Draxler's girlfriend. Will she be the best looking girlfriend/wife of a Juve player?

Its a healthy way to promote testosterone production tbh, and its excellent for the prostate gland.


Not that i do it at that rate every week

 

[AFL_ITALIA]

I was a little worried Zach. You'd be taking years off your life at that rate.

How about Draxler's girlfriend. Will she be the best looking girlfriend/wife of a Juve player?

Yessss

 

[Collaguazo]

I'm not Mark (thank Allah/Buddah/God for that) but I seriously think this $#@! is going to be wrapped up by Monday. Too many sources are now confirming it. Matter of time baby.

And Nostradamus is going to cry into his strudel

Hopefully tomorrow.

We are like a bunch of inmates waiting for the conyugal visit.

I don't know if we are gonna make it until monday.

 

[hojo_samurai]

I was a little worried Zach. You'd be taking years off your life at that rate.

How about Draxler's girlfriend. Will she be the best looking girlfriend/wife of a Juve player?

now I can understand why @Nostradamus is mad about losing him.

 

[Ronn]

If KDB goes to City it'll be a double failure for the lord

 

[hojo_samurai]

If KDB goes to City it'll be a double failure for the lord

KDB vs Draxler [City vs Juve] :drill: