Juan Manuel Vargas - LW - Fiorentina (3 Viewers)

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Lion

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Jan 24, 2007
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What is wrong with this site?
I have a morning ritual that I need to share. I call it "the terminator". First I crouch down in the shower in the classic "naked terminator traveling through time" pose. With my eyes closed I crouch there for a minute, visualizing either Arnold or the guy from the second movie (not the chick in the third one because that one sucked) and I start to hum the terminator theme. Then I slowly rise to a standing position and open my eyes. It helps me to proceed through my day as an emotionless, cyborg badass. The only problem is if the shower curtain sticks to my terminator leg. It ruins the fantasy.
 

Lion

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Jan 24, 2007
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Researches suggests that people who insults other people's parents/makes mother jokes often have difficult childhoods. I am going to leave it there. I don't want to open any wounds.
research also shows that people who hate on other people for no reason and attack them out of the blue, are insecure excuses of men. women are passive agressive in nature. are you a woman bro?
 

Fake Melo

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research also shows that people who hate on other people for no reason and attack them out of the blue, are insecure exucses of men. women are passive agressive in nature. are you a woman bro?
Actually, latest researches suggest that men are more agressive than women. Haven't you been paying attention?
 

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I have a morning ritual that I need to share. I call it "the terminator". First I crouch down in the shower in the classic "naked terminator traveling through time" pose. With my eyes closed I crouch there for a minute, visualizing either Arnold or the guy from the second movie (not the chick in the third one because that one sucked) and I start to hum the terminator theme. Then I slowly rise to a standing position and open my eyes. It helps me to proceed through my day as an emotionless, cyborg badass. The only problem is if the shower curtain sticks to my terminator leg. It ruins the fantasy.
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