Juan Cuadrado (73 Viewers)

[Hydde]

Yup thats true.

This italian defense gets more holes blowed than a protitute every final. So can we at least try a differennt plan?

 

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[zizinho]

what terrible suggestions. we are bad defensively currently so we should go even more offensive and concede even more. great plan

 

[Pirlo's Beard]

Tbh defence doesn't win CLs. Otherwise we'd have 4 in a row.

But, we need to make sure our defence remains solid. Otherwise the league will slip away.

 

[zizinho]

Tbh defence doesn't win CLs. Otherwise we'd have 4 in a row.

But, we need to make sure our defence remains solid. Otherwise the league will slip away.

we scored 9 goals in 3 games, our offense so far is less of a problem (thanks to Dybalas form mostly), and we didnt even integrate Berna and Costa into the team properly yet. our defense is where we are shaky so far and need to improve. Bonucci and Alves departures hurt us and we need to find a way to compensate for them. will it be a new signing or Allegri applying different tactics, i dont know, but something has to be done

 

[Zacheryah]

All this obsession with defense and then go and concede comical goals in the most important game of the season.

Fuck defense, its time to go all out with attack.

Welcome to juventus. We are obsessed with defence.

For all out attack, please visit Arsenal

 

[lgorTudor]

Welcome to juventus. We are obsessed with defence.

For all out attack, please visit Arsenal

so obsessed we conceded 7 goals between 2 CL finals and dont want to spend more than 2mil on a WC defender right after losing 2 starting defenders in one summer

 

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[Bianconero81]

so obsessed we conceded 7 goals between 2 CL finals and dont want to spend more than 2mil on a WC defender right after losing 2 starting defenders in one summer

Peasant fool. How dare you bring facts to this argument? Your limited feeble mind can't understand basic Dacdics. Zach is a graduate of the esteemed tactical schools of De Haan and Crupet.

 

[Klin]

What a parasite

 

[Bianconero81]

Describes you perfectly. I'm glad you've finally managed to accept what you are

 

[Klin]

I was looking at old posts yesterday and realized you've been a consistent parasite for 8 years consecutively. That's a goddamn record mate, props to you.

 

[Bianconero81]

You must have so much time on your hands. I admire your commitment and dedication

 

[rakib567]

Convert him into a rb just like valencia was converted into a rb/rwb. Imagine Cuadrado Douglas on one wing

 

[Linebreak]

You must have so much time on your hands. I admire your commitment and dedication

 

[abrakadaver07]

Convert him into a rb just like valencia was converted into a rb/rwb. Imagine Cuadrado Douglas on one wing

I don't want his decision making anywhere near our defense. You can't train that stuff and he should have gained some of it by now. Valencia is a whole different beast, lacked technique as a winger but not brains.

 

[Zacheryah]

so obsessed we conceded 7 goals between 2 CL finals and dont want to spend more than 2mil on a WC defender right after losing 2 starting defenders in one summer

Your Logical fallacy is nazi progapanda


You know the defence was fantastic and only took 3 goals on road to the final.
You know it was the grand failure of the midfield that caused those 4 goals
You also know that we signed exactly the type of midfielder we would have needed
And, you know the cb we lost, is defensively inferior to Barzagli and will soon be defensively inferior to Rugani

But you chose to act as if our defence has problems, and we dont adress them

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What a parasite

I fully agree.

Untill 8 years ago, medical science thought trichomonas was a STD (parasite) that transmits via vaginal fluids.
With the manifastation of B_81, we now also know it can be transmitted through rectal fluids.

 

[Bianconero81]

zachertz
n. zak-urtz Slang for male genital rash. Origin believed to be derived from the colloquial abbreviation of "sac herpe warts" or the informal phonetic pronunciation of "sac hurts". Modern usage applicable to any irritation of the gonads.
Look at Vinny squirm in his seat. He must have some contagious zachertz in his pants.

I banged Phyllis last night. I must have caught some raging zachertz.

Damn, my sac ertz.

By courting Milly, Chip was begging for a second round of the zachertz.
#herpes#stds#infection#warts#rash#crotch itch

 

[pitbull]

Your Logical fallacy is nazi progapanda


You know the defence was fantastic and only took 3 goals on road to the final.
You know it was the grand failure of the midfield that caused those 4 goals
You also know that we signed exactly the type of midfielder we would have needed
And, you know the cb we lost, is defensively inferior to Barzagli and will soon be defensively inferior to Rugani

But you chose to act as if our defence has problems, and we dont adress them

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I fully agree.

Untill 8 years ago, medical science thought trichomonas was a STD (parasite) that transmits via vaginal fluids.
With the manifastation of B_81, we now also know it can be transmitted through rectal fluids.

nah, Bonucci-Chiellini also had a grand failure that day, they were committing criminal mistakes

 

[Bianconero_Aus]

Indeed. All this talk of maintaining the 'shape' while we've already leaked 4 goals this season. He ideally should be sitting out the next game.

Yeah, I tend to agree now.

I always used to laugh at those teams who had a mentality of "We'll score one more goal than you, even if the game ends 5-4".

Now I kind of want us to be that club. It's clear that they key to winning in Europe is having a top attack. So fuck it, lets try ROFLstomp our way through Europe with this sort of play and see how we go.

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I was looking at old posts yesterday and realized you've been a consistent parasite for 8 years consecutively. That's a goddamn record mate, props to you.

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Putas y cocaina

 

[Juliano13]

Yeah, I tend to agree now.

I always used to laugh at those teams who had a mentality of "We'll score one more goal than you, even if the game ends 5-4".

Now I kind of want us to be that club. It's clear that they key to winning in Europe is having a top attack. So fuck it, lets try ROFLstomp our way through Europe with this sort of play and see how we go.

That's the same logic as saying "It's clear that the key to becoming a billionaire is dropping out of college. Just look at Bill Gates and Mark Zuckerberg."

Yeah, but what about the thousands of junkies on the crack alleys who also dropped out?