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going through the old one was hilarious. Some thing still apply and even got funnier
after he shot roma into CL once again
going through the old one was hilarious. Some thing still apply and even got funnier
Roma still depending on Totti.
after he shot roma into CL once again
Roma 
13/14, best season in club history, -17 in the end
Conte leaves, "we closed the gap, Juve wont be as strong without Conte", -17 in the end
Tevez, Pirlo, Vidal leave, Roma brings in new shiny toys and don't sell anybody, "we closed the gap, we will win the scudetto, Juve not as strong as previous seasons", +11 after 10 games, -14 now
13/14, best season in club history, -17 in the end
Conte leaves, "we closed the gap, Juve wont be as strong without Conte", -17 in the end
Tevez, Pirlo, Vidal leave, Roma brings in new shiny toys and don't sell anybody, "we closed the gap, we will win the scudetto, Juve not as strong as previous seasons", +11 after 10 games, -14 now
Mods can I make a thread somewhere to keep these updated? feel bad spamming this thread but I think the post summary like this is necessary 
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you found it
Gonna see if I can just make a thread for these
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Plus we have a couple of weeks to add to the embarrassment yet
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http://www.juventuz.com/threads/39628-ITA-Serie-A-2014-2015?p=4958296&viewfull=1#post4958296
going through the old one was hilarious. Some thing still apply and even got funnier
after he shot roma into CL once again
going through the old one was hilarious. Some thing still apply and even got funnier
after he shot roma into CL once again
Gonna see if I can just make a thread for these
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Plus we have a couple of weeks to add to the embarrassment yet
Roma
13/14, best season in club history, -17 in the end
Conte leaves, "we closed the gap, Juve wont be as strong without Conte", -17 in the end
Tevez, Pirlo, Vidal leave, Roma brings in new shiny toys and don't sell anybody, "we closed the gap, we will win the scudetto, Juve not as strong as previous seasons", +11 after 10 games, -14 now
13/14, best season in club history, -17 in the end
Conte leaves, "we closed the gap, Juve wont be as strong without Conte", -17 in the end
Tevez, Pirlo, Vidal leave, Roma brings in new shiny toys and don't sell anybody, "we closed the gap, we will win the scudetto, Juve not as strong as previous seasons", +11 after 10 games, -14 now
No wonder they went full retard.
Season 2015/2016
Inter leading for months...now fourth and out of CL
Roma collapsing and firing the violinist
The table standing gif
Palermo
Zamp
Cairo at Torino said he enjoys looking down at us on the serie A table.
Milan being taken over by Chinese investors
Berlusconi refusing to sell
Milan never win against 3 feeder clubs, even when they using haka.
Pogs&Dybi fingering eachother.
Inter forums acknowledging their place in life
Dzeko
People shitting on marotta
Lost 3 world class players best in the world in their positions and still won
So far in the green we can't even see the sand trap the rest of the league is in financially
34 trophies with 5 on the trot
BACK TO BACK TO BACK TO BACK TO BACK
Hamsik saying Napoli can win it this year
Ranieri winning with Leicester but not with Roma
ADL and his fits to the media
Higuan's mega bann
Maradonna & Higuain's agent/brother on their fat ass high horses
Juve given preferential treatment
...but we won 24 out of 25 games and only conceded 17 goals to date
17 conceded..that's it
the Dzeko miss gifs
The meme's with Refs in Juve pics
Higuain head butts to a 3 way ban
But Khedira says something walking away from the ref and gets an automatic and incontestable 3 game ban
But we're helped
Higuain had the best season of his year and still finished 2nd
Brocchi
Milan firing a decent coach to promote the youth coach that goes onto lose his first 3 games
the last minute win against Torino
Totti drama
Gigi personal record. at 38 years old
New club longest winning streak (15 wins).
Bon' tiptoes makes Higuain dead inside.
Roma fans booing Spaletti for a has-been 40 year old
Napoli & Milan players getting their homes burglarized
Conte signing for Chelsea while still the National Team Coach
Conte's tantrums over not getting enough time with the team
Sabbatini staying in Roma
Suns and Dusan
Are their hands tied?
Juventus buying all the top youth talent
And not even bringing them back, just to monopolize the youth talent
Excuses
Playing before Juve every day. Napoli
Clubs that complain we get favorable treatment have more PK's given to them than we get
Cronios
Badass
Three 6 Anti-Beppe Mafia
'With Jackson Martinez in the bag, Milan President Silvio Berlusconi confirms offers for Zlatan Ibrahimovic and Geoffrey Kondogbia.'
TiredMontolivo captaining Milan
'Roma closed the gap'
Gerson posing with Roma's #10
Melo back in Italy, Inter fans thinking he'll do great
Melo being his usual retard and fucking Inter's chances
Rudi beating the shit out of his wife
Inter's CEO name is Bolingbroke
Shaqiri: "One time I was injured and I needed to be ready for a game. They told me that there was a miraculous healer who lived in the mountains. I drove for half an hour in a car to have been manipulated by an old man, but he did not help me at all. This is also why Stoke City was the best choice: here there are seven physiotherapists, who will examine me everyday: hips, feet, legs. Everything in a professional manner."
Milan forum: 'We were laughing to Juve now look again . They reached 2nd spot. And look at us . Idk whats more embarassing than this. All money that we spent and still can lose at home to serie b level teams. Didnt watch any milan match this season more than 10 min. I d never thought that but wish id be a juve fan . I cant stand to see them winning 5 in a row serie a.'
LASAGNA
Tanu_Mz: A little anedocte about Kevin Lasagna.
The bank I work for has a national football team that played a friendly/charity game vs Carpi. One of my fellow colleagues, who is also part of the gang travelling to the Stadium for the games, played that game which was held the same day Juve played Real Madrid away. After the game, they watched the Juve game all together in a pub and when Morata scored Lasagna jumped on the table and started to scream his head off like most Carpi players (Lollo and Romagnoli were pretty wild too, apparently, and only Letizia was shouting for Real being a merda fan).
I spoke to my mate last night and he told me: "when I saw Lasagna scoring vs merde @ San Siro in the last minute, after seeing his hysiterical reaction after Morata's goal, I was worried he might pull his pants down and start a wankfest in front of the cameras"
Sad Derby aka Derby of New Hope aka Derby della madonnina
Hello darkness my old friend
Mr Beeee pulling out
Broccholi learning players to fly
Icardi and Higuain trying to be relevant
#Carpi have kept double clean sheets against just one club this season: #ACMilan
9 trophies for Buffon. How many for a 40 year old Totti
Padoin has 5 already (All in a row)
-12 to +12 to win the league with 3 games to spare
LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL we gained 24 points over napoli/inter when we starting our winning streak
People doubting the directors at the seasons beginning
Allegri's amazing tantrums on the touchline
People said our dynasty was ending
We would never recover
Napoli & Inter said they liked looking down at us
Kondogbia il nuovo Pogba
Inter will sell Icardi...their captain
Shit...I forgot about Mancini
The "Downfall of Inter" thread on the forzainter forums
Inter fan quote: If we replace Mancini with a better one and correctly sign the right players that we badly miss then we can easily have a squad that can compete with Juve."
Another quote:"I personally believe the squad is capable of battling for top spot. Our team was top of the league for a while scraping wins and not being used right. "
The butthurt and delusion runs deep in Italy if you aren't a Juve fan
Our bench depth compared to everyone else
The people here that disappeared when they could no longer be proved right when we started winning
Faux
a
n
s
Still asking for 500m in damages and our 2 titles back
Our clubs ruthlessness
lol:
Current FI articles: "Someone wants Palermo in B". "Refs Relegating Palermo"
Zamp can't contain himself
ADL on a vespa
Whatever the clubs do on the market this summer will still be
They will still have to sell to buy
Selling clubs
Chinese investors: to buy or not to buy
Our directors reactions in the stands when we win
Tavecchio congratulates us. We still sue for damages
Ruthless on the pitch. Our wall of a defense
Mandzukic and Zaza hunting players down all over the pitch
Pogba's dab
Allegri beating Pogba in a shooting game.
Then Allegri beats Pogba in basketball
And still rubs it in
Milan meats Haka
The Dzeko miss gif with Maicon's face and Dzeko trying to hide behind the post
People doubting Berardi
Berardi is coming back.
nainggolan tweet and his scudetto winning goal
mancini and sarri homo erotic banter
we managed to lose 3-0 to merda and still qualifies to final at their home
Dai dai DAIIIII
ForzaInter forum quote:"They should be punished by Figc for parading that 34 number everywhere
However nope Fiat/Rube/Agnelli is FIGC's top sponsor so nothing will be done.
Even Maradona said that Rube have the right players in the FIGC...and the ref organisation.
I'm not the only one who thinks so tbh "
We beat teams with our B team
63 injuries in one season and we still win
Inter fans would rather we sell pogba and let Beppe have 100m to spend
Either way we will still be better
Carlos Primera's posts
Tuttosport today:
30: 2011-12
31: 2012-13
32: 2013-14
33: 2014-15
34: 2015-16
Editorial: Simply the best
Italy pwnd
We made 55m from two players that cost us 11m
Pirlo was free and got us 4 titles
Inter for selling Pirlo and Milan for letting him go for free
what a season
Usually only one or two clubs collapse. But Napoli, Roma, inter, fiorentina and Milan all managed to show signs of life before completely vaporizing
the forum after the summer mercato this year I can't wait
Lippi quote today: “It’s almost like Juve told the others 'we’ll give you a little head start, see if you can finish ahead of us’, but no-one succeeded." Burn
Milan forum: "Can't wait til Milan wins 5 Scudetti in a row"
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I love this club. All you squirts from Inter & Milan forums looking at this. Fuck off the hole your clubs dug themselves into and brought all of you down with them...bury yourselves and never come back out until you maggots hatch a new Calciopoli egg to try and bring us back down again. The denial runs as deep as the butthurt your idiotic directors gave you when they bent you over and took you for a ride on the Carlos Primera Pony Express without greasing the axles.
We struggled this season early on and you fools heads grew like a hot air balloon and you still couldn't take advantage even after we sold Vidal & Tevez and Pirlo left. Incredible. Take a look around at your club. You peasants aren't worthy to look at the well-oiled machine that wins 5 on the trot.
Adios.
Feel free to PM me edits if I missed anything.
Inter leading for months...now fourth and out of CL
Roma collapsing and firing the violinist
The table standing gif
Palermo
Zamp
Cairo at Torino said he enjoys looking down at us on the serie A table.
Milan being taken over by Chinese investors
Berlusconi refusing to sell
Milan never win against 3 feeder clubs, even when they using haka.
Pogs&Dybi fingering eachother.
Inter forums acknowledging their place in life
Dzeko
People shitting on marotta
Lost 3 world class players best in the world in their positions and still won
So far in the green we can't even see the sand trap the rest of the league is in financially
34 trophies with 5 on the trot
BACK TO BACK TO BACK TO BACK TO BACK
Hamsik saying Napoli can win it this year
Ranieri winning with Leicester but not with Roma
ADL and his fits to the media
Higuan's mega bann
Maradonna & Higuain's agent/brother on their fat ass high horses
Juve given preferential treatment
...but we won 24 out of 25 games and only conceded 17 goals to date
17 conceded..that's it
the Dzeko miss gifs
The meme's with Refs in Juve pics
Higuain head butts to a 3 way ban
But Khedira says something walking away from the ref and gets an automatic and incontestable 3 game ban
But we're helped
Higuain had the best season of his year and still finished 2nd
Brocchi
Milan firing a decent coach to promote the youth coach that goes onto lose his first 3 games
the last minute win against Torino
Totti drama
Gigi personal record. at 38 years old
New club longest winning streak (15 wins).
Bon' tiptoes makes Higuain dead inside.
Roma fans booing Spaletti for a has-been 40 year old
Napoli & Milan players getting their homes burglarized
Conte signing for Chelsea while still the National Team Coach
Conte's tantrums over not getting enough time with the team
Sabbatini staying in Roma
Suns and Dusan
Are their hands tied?
Juventus buying all the top youth talent
And not even bringing them back, just to monopolize the youth talent
Excuses
Playing before Juve every day. Napoli
Clubs that complain we get favorable treatment have more PK's given to them than we get
Cronios
Badass
Three 6 Anti-Beppe Mafia
'With Jackson Martinez in the bag, Milan President Silvio Berlusconi confirms offers for Zlatan Ibrahimovic and Geoffrey Kondogbia.'
TiredMontolivo captaining Milan
'Roma closed the gap'
Gerson posing with Roma's #10
Melo back in Italy, Inter fans thinking he'll do great
Melo being his usual retard and fucking Inter's chances
Rudi beating the shit out of his wife
Inter's CEO name is Bolingbroke
Shaqiri: "One time I was injured and I needed to be ready for a game. They told me that there was a miraculous healer who lived in the mountains. I drove for half an hour in a car to have been manipulated by an old man, but he did not help me at all. This is also why Stoke City was the best choice: here there are seven physiotherapists, who will examine me everyday: hips, feet, legs. Everything in a professional manner."
Milan forum: 'We were laughing to Juve now look again . They reached 2nd spot. And look at us . Idk whats more embarassing than this. All money that we spent and still can lose at home to serie b level teams. Didnt watch any milan match this season more than 10 min. I d never thought that but wish id be a juve fan . I cant stand to see them winning 5 in a row serie a.'
LASAGNA
Tanu_Mz: A little anedocte about Kevin Lasagna.
The bank I work for has a national football team that played a friendly/charity game vs Carpi. One of my fellow colleagues, who is also part of the gang travelling to the Stadium for the games, played that game which was held the same day Juve played Real Madrid away. After the game, they watched the Juve game all together in a pub and when Morata scored Lasagna jumped on the table and started to scream his head off like most Carpi players (Lollo and Romagnoli were pretty wild too, apparently, and only Letizia was shouting for Real being a merda fan).
I spoke to my mate last night and he told me: "when I saw Lasagna scoring vs merde @ San Siro in the last minute, after seeing his hysiterical reaction after Morata's goal, I was worried he might pull his pants down and start a wankfest in front of the cameras"
Sad Derby aka Derby of New Hope aka Derby della madonnina
Hello darkness my old friend
Mr Beeee pulling out
Broccholi learning players to fly
Icardi and Higuain trying to be relevant
#Carpi have kept double clean sheets against just one club this season: #ACMilan
9 trophies for Buffon. How many for a 40 year old Totti
Padoin has 5 already
(All in a row) -12 to +12 to win the league with 3 games to spare
LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL we gained 24 points over napoli/inter when we starting our winning streak
People doubting the directors at the seasons beginning
Allegri's amazing tantrums on the touchline
People said our dynasty was ending
We would never recover
Napoli & Inter said they liked looking down at us
Kondogbia il nuovo Pogba
Inter will sell Icardi...their captain
Shit...I forgot about Mancini
The "Downfall of Inter" thread on the forzainter forums
Inter fan quote: If we replace Mancini with a better one and correctly sign the right players that we badly miss then we can easily have a squad that can compete with Juve."
Another quote:"I personally believe the squad is capable of battling for top spot. Our team was top of the league for a while scraping wins and not being used right. "
The butthurt and delusion runs deep in Italy if you aren't a Juve fan
Our bench depth compared to everyone else
The people here that disappeared when they could no longer be proved right when we started winning
Faux
a
n
s
Still asking for 500m in damages and our 2 titles back
Our clubs ruthlessness
lol:Current FI articles: "Someone wants Palermo in B". "Refs Relegating Palermo"
Zamp can't contain himself
ADL on a vespa
Whatever the clubs do on the market this summer will still be
They will still have to sell to buy
Selling clubs
Chinese investors: to buy or not to buy
Our directors reactions in the stands when we win
Tavecchio congratulates us. We still sue for damages
Ruthless on the pitch. Our wall of a defense
Mandzukic and Zaza hunting players down all over the pitch
Pogba's dab
Allegri beating Pogba in a shooting game.
Then Allegri beats Pogba in basketball
And still rubs it in
Milan meats Haka
The Dzeko miss gif with Maicon's face and Dzeko trying to hide behind the post
People doubting Berardi
Berardi is coming back.
nainggolan tweet and his scudetto winning goal
mancini and sarri homo erotic banter
we managed to lose 3-0 to merda and still qualifies to final at their home
Dai dai DAIIIII
ForzaInter forum quote:"They should be punished by Figc for parading that 34 number everywhere
However nope Fiat/Rube/Agnelli is FIGC's top sponsor so nothing will be done.
Even Maradona said that Rube have the right players in the FIGC...and the ref organisation.
I'm not the only one who thinks so tbh "
We beat teams with our B team
63 injuries in one season and we still win
Inter fans would rather we sell pogba and let Beppe have 100m to spend
Either way we will still be better
Carlos Primera's posts
Tuttosport today:
30: 2011-12
31: 2012-13
32: 2013-14
33: 2014-15
34: 2015-16
Editorial: Simply the best
Italy pwnd
We made 55m from two players that cost us 11m
Pirlo was free and got us 4 titles
Inter for selling Pirlo and Milan for letting him go for free
what a season
Usually only one or two clubs collapse. But Napoli, Roma, inter, fiorentina and Milan all managed to show signs of life before completely vaporizing
the forum after the summer mercato this year I can't wait
Lippi quote today: “It’s almost like Juve told the others 'we’ll give you a little head start, see if you can finish ahead of us’, but no-one succeeded." Burn
Milan forum: "Can't wait til Milan wins 5 Scudetti in a row"
-------
I love this club. All you squirts from Inter & Milan forums looking at this. Fuck off the hole your clubs dug themselves into and brought all of you down with them...bury yourselves and never come back out until you maggots hatch a new Calciopoli egg to try and bring us back down again. The denial runs as deep as the butthurt your idiotic directors gave you when they bent you over and took you for a ride on the Carlos Primera Pony Express without greasing the axles.
We struggled this season early on and you fools heads grew like a hot air balloon and you still couldn't take advantage even after we sold Vidal & Tevez and Pirlo left. Incredible. Take a look around at your club. You peasants aren't worthy to look at the well-oiled machine that wins 5 on the trot.
Adios.
Feel free to PM me edits if I missed anything.
Everybody quote this post for every new page,for at last 2-3 weeks.
Genius chinese business in football doesn't exist. How much money they are throwing for trash? Plus they have so much dollar bills that they really don't have to make any sort of analysis about business models apart from throw hire enough trucks to transport that cash
would be nuts to leave his dynasty at Atletico to move for a circus like Inter.- Status