[ITA] Serie A 2015/2016 (60 Viewers)

[zizinho]

All time top scorer, still loses scudetto, by 9 points.

Cavani 2012-13, 29 goals top scorer, loses scudetto by 9 points.

Higuain 2015-16, 36 goals top scorer, loses scudetto by 9 points.



Higuain choked hard when he threw away there scudetto chances against Udinese by going full retard on the ref. Biggest choke job ever. Even worse than if he just wasn't scoring down the stretch like last year.

Notice how he started scoring once it was clear we won the league against fodder teams

 

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[Hist]

Born choker.

Watch Napoli struggle to make the CL places next season. They always struggle in the league when they have CL.

I one upped almost the entire forum with betting on Higuain.

First they said he can't score more than 20 goals. Then they said he can't score against big teams. Then they said he can't score in important matches. Then they said he can't keep up his scoring momentum at the closing stages of the season. Now he holds the all-time record of goals scored in Serie A.

History has proved me right

 

[Dostoevsky]

And still managed to throw it all away with a retarded red card, and a disappearing act against us.

They never stood a chance imo. We're just much better.

Considering the team he has around him I'd say that was amazing what he did this year. I didn't rate him much before and even at this point I'd consider plenty of strikers ahead of him. But sorry man, props to him

 

[Osman]

Player equals all time top scorer in a season in the league's history = Biggiest choke job ever = Tuz being Tuz.



I dont know, how about this, we are considerably better then Napoli by far and the very fact they even competed with us is solely due to him, hence his impact is litterally the opposite of choking? Personal douchebag flaws and moodswings not withstanding, but actual performances itself.

 

[Post Ironic]

Notice how he started scoring once it was clear we won the league against fodder teams

Yep. Doesn't even get a sniff against us. Gets red carded for mental retardation against Udinese. Wastes several chances against Roma and they lose.

Scores 6 goals against Serie A basement dwellers in last 3 matches.

Essence of Higuain.

 

[Alen]

Game over in Naples. Higuain had 20 minutes to beat the record but couldn't score the 4th goal.

 

[Post Ironic]

I one upped almost the entire forum with betting on Higuain.

First they said he can't score more than 20 goals. Then they said he can't score against big teams. Then they said he can't score in important matches. Then they said he can't keep up his scoring momentum at the closing stages of the season. Now he holds the all-time record of goals scored in Serie A.

History has proved me right

:facepalm:

 

[Bianconero_Aus]

Player becomes all time top scorer in a season in the league's history = Biggiest choke job ever = Tuz being Tuz.

In a weak Serie A.

 

[Hist]

All time top scorer, still loses scudetto, by 9 points.

Cavani 2012-13, 29 goals top scorer, loses scudetto by 9 points.

Higuain 2015-16, 36 goals top scorer, loses scudetto by 9 points.



Higuain choked hard when he threw away there scudetto chances against Udinese by going full retard on the ref. Biggest choke job ever. Even worse than if he just wasn't scoring down the stretch like last year.

Its okay. You were wrong. It happens.

 

[Alen]

Somewhere along the line Dzeko became one of the worst strikers in the world. Everything he does, he's doing it like an amateur.

 

[zizinho]

Game over in Naples. Higuain had 20 minutes to beat the record but couldn't score the 4th goal.

Glad he didn't

 

[Mark]

Game over in Naples. Higuain had 20 minutes to beat the record but couldn't score the 4th goal.

he beat the record Alen.

 

[Seven]

I want to see us scoring 3-5 goals on a much more regular basis.

A minimum of 3 goals every game for an entire season would be cool. Maybe that could be a cool new objective?

 

[Hist]

Game over in Naples. Higuain had 20 minutes to beat the record but couldn't score the 4th goal.

Choker. A player with strong character would have broken that record.

 

[Osman]

In a weak Serie A.

Yes, but its two edged sword, we are winning nonstop in weak Serie A. Its still impressive we win the league, and its still impressive he has scored 36 goals in single league season. Its litterally NOT the biggiest choke job ever...

 

[Post Ironic]

Its okay. You were wrong. It happens.

Nah. He choked. And it was far more amusing than his usual disappearing act down the stretch. This time he was finally playing well, and then threw it all away with a hilarious red card.

Apologies that your heroes never win anything. Life must be tough.

PS. Higuain is an imbecile compared to Dybala.

 

[DutchJuventino]

Milan is losing 1-3 to Roma, but probs for giving Donnarumma, Calabria, Locatelli et cetera playingtime. I think Brocchi will leave in the summer.

 

[Post Ironic]

Yes, but its two edged sword, we are winning nonstop in weak Serie A. Its still impressive we win the league, and its still impressive he has scored 36 goals in single league season. Its litterally NOT the biggiest choke job ever...

No one actually thinks this. It's called hyperbole.

 

[Alen]

Player equals all time top scorer in a season in the league's history = Biggiest choke job ever = Tuz being Tuz.

We're talking about more than 100 years in which noone did better than Higuain in a single season. It doesn't matter who's the player in question - the record is still impressive for a defensive league like serie A.

 

[Osman]

Somewhere along the line Dzeko became one of the worst strikers in the world. Everything he does, he's doing it like an amateur.

Now THIS guy, is gunning the award for biggiest choke job. Litterally seen him miss impossible to miss chances on the regular.

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No one actually thinks this. It's called hyperbole.

So you are full of shit? Ok I will take it


Any notion of him choking, regardless of the small degree its deemed, is frankly ludicrous this season. And I dont even like this mofo.