[ITA] Serie A 2007/2008 (42 Viewers)

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Esteban

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Zlatan was overweight during second season with Juve too. Because he "ate too much pasta". I still remember some idiots thought that was meant seriously. :dielaugh:
 
Bozi

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exactly we all know the real reason zlatan was so overweight was because he was smuggling families of illegal immo's overf rom bosnia inside his nasal cavity
 
Dostoevsky

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Andy said:
Official - Ronaldo tenderloin served
Wednesday 13 February, 2008

Milan have now confirmed Ronaldo has served the beef tenderloin in his suburban Milan house, effectively making him even fatter.

The striker prepared the massive 50 pounds of beef tenderloin after he jumped to reach a baker's dozen of donuts after tonight’s 1-1 draw with Livorno and immediately the situation seemed to be serious.

His teammates waved for medical staff and called him fat as he was laying on the dinner table in a puddle of tears.

Ronaldo was rushed to a Jenny Craig to undergo tests and initial reports suggesting he had completely consumed the entire amount of tenderloin were confirmed on the official Rossoneri website.

Ronnie has already devoured this amount of food twice before in 1998 and 2000, but that was when the player was actually good.

As there was talk of a possible retirement at the end of this season, if Ronaldo continues to eat massive amounts of food after match days, Milan will be forced to sack the player.

If Milan decide to cut Ronaldo's contract, the Rossoneri will have to compensate Ronaldo with a life's supply of Krispy Kreme donuts for 25 families.

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:lol2: :lol2:
 

pitbull

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screw zlatan and thats all. he acts like pure dunderhead on the pitch, made the transfer he should have never tried to make, and i actually dont care if he has conk, cock or coco instead of his nose, these two reasons are enough. if i would have to choose team of bastards, than Ibrahimovič and Klose would play upfront.
 
Zé Tahir

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Haukyo, är du ifrån Gävle? Jag är själv uppväxt i Uppsala. Jag va i Gävle för ungefär två år sedan. Jag va i rullsand med några polare och vi stack in till Gävle för att festa minns jag. Ett ganska deppigt ställe :p
 

Hanaukyo

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Zé Tahir said:
Haukyo, är du ifrån Gävle? Jag är själv uppväxt i Uppsala. Jag va i Gävle för ungefär två år sedan. Jag va i rullsand med några polare och vi stack in till Gävle för att festa minns jag. Ett ganska deppigt ställe :p
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lite smådeppigt, men jag är uppväxt här så...och tjejerna är snygga iaf!
 
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