[ITA] Serie A 2007/2008 (27 Viewers)

[Alen]

wow....I don't think I have ever seen Alen angry like this before...

I'm not angry at all.
But Snoop has been criticizing me for being sweet lately so i had to do something.

Plus, it's always interesting to read the replies of the Moggi fans that defend him by attacking Ranieri, Secco, Moratti, the Klingons, the Borg, Anastasia, Drizella and Cinderella's stepmother for everything that happened and that is happening to our team.

 

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[Turk_Bianconero]

Elkann deserves all praise.it was him who let us down.

There is no triade and tamoil.He can play with Juventus like his toy and use it for his own advertisement.

 

[JCK]

Wrong!

 

[Salvatore]

So the big companies want to look elsewhere for sponsors because we are in Serie B, and that is somehow Elkann's fault?

Laughable beyond belief.

 

[JCK]

Elkann was part of those who set up Juve to go to B, this is where you got it all wrong.

 

[Salvatore]

:frown: sorry boss

 

[Turk_Bianconero]

I don't know if he was part of them but he did nothing to save us.
it is clear he wanted to get rid of triade and gheddafi's tamoil.

 

[Bozi]

I'm not angry at all.
But Snoop has been criticizing me for being sweet lately so i had to do something.

Plus, it's always interesting to read the replies of the Moggi fans that defend him by attacking Ranieri, Secco, Moratti, the Klingons, the Borg, Anastasia, Drizella and Cinderella's stepmother for everything that happened and that is happening to our team.

to be fair anastacia IS the root of all evil

 

[Seven]

Elkann deserves all praise.it was him who let us down.

There is no triade and tamoil.He can play with Juventus like his toy and use it for his own advertisement.

Juventus like penis in way.

 

[Azzurri7]

You must be the most boring member out here Seven. You do nothing at all but reply to Turk, Badass, Abu and the likes.

Get some style ffs, you're becoming too boring. You might make fun out of Turk but at least he says what he wants to say, stop pretending to be too fucking smart when you're not.

 

[Fred]

tbh hes been the most complete player i've seen this season playing in that role. I hate his guts because he has the Interisti thing but tactically speaking hes miles ahead of mascherano. But if you're talking tackling and hassling then mascherano is better.

I beg to differ..Masch isnt only about hassling and tackling..his positioning is second to none..his aggressive but intelligent closing down is also impressive..he is imo the best midfield tackler in the world...and he has marked some of the best midfielders in the world out of a game(namely Kaka and Fabregas)..Cambiasso might be a more complete player..he is the better passer, and he's better technically..but defensively Mascherrano is miles ahead of Cambiasso imho

 

[Morra10]

ac and udinese play this weekend so hopefully both teams will drop points with a tie. Inter and roma will probably win so it's a must win game against samp this weekend.

 

[Alen]

Inter close to Ronaldinho

I wonder how they came with Ronaldinho's name since he wasn't rumoured to join Juve at all and i don't think they ever bought a player we weren't the first ones interested to buy him.

Probably it all went like this :

Nike directors: It will be cool if you buy Ronaldinho. He's sponsored by us.
Mancini: Who is Ronaldinho boss, a defender ?
Moratti: I think so.
Mancini: But we have many defenders.
Moratti: We never have too many players dear. Go surf on the internet to see if Juve want him.

After 30 minutes

Moratti: So, Juve wants him ?
Mancini: I don't know boss, i didn't check yet, but look what i found on the net, a woman with penis.
Moratti: You fool i told you to look for Ronaldinho, not to look at.....ohooo, olala, you think they are natural ?
Mancini: I don't think so, they are too big to be natural, but look at how big her cock is !!!!!!!!!!!!
Moratti: Eh, Maicon's is biger errrrr i mean Maicon's is harder, shiiiiiit, i mean Maicon's is....errrr , What's your problem Mancini ? I told you to find if some team is interested in Ronaldinho not to look at porn sites you pervert !
Mancini: Sorry boss. I'll check tribalfootball.....w w w.trib...where is A ? Aha, i found it. www.tribalfootball.com
after 5 minutes
Mancini: I can't find any info about him, boss. But look what i found, according to tribalfootball Maradona will start playing football again, Cagliari are close to signing Thierry Henry and ... OMG.....Kaka signed a pre-contract with Allah, no, not Allah, he signed with Aladdin, no, not Aladdin, Al Ahly. He signed a contract with Al Ahly.
Yuppppiiiiiiiiiii, haha, take that Berlusconi. Tribal are always right boss. We can start celebrating.
Moratti: Allah Lee ? Who's he, the muslim version of Bruce Lee ? Hahahaha
Mancini: Haha boss, not only that you're the smartest but you also tell the most funny jokes.
Moratti: Yeah, i'm a real joker, ain't i ? Now keep searching for Ronaldinho.
Mancini: I'm serching, i'm searching...aha, i found it.
According to tribal, Ronaldinho is at this moment in your office and he'll sign with us today.
Moratti: In my office !!! Shiiiiiiit, Marco Materazzi is also there. I must call my sexy secretary to make sure Matrix won't beat the hell out of Ronaldinho.
dialing...dialing...dialing... Hello, Zlatan, dear, did Ronaldinho come to my office ?.....you didn't see him ?......and is Matrix there ?.....he's there and he's angry ? Shit, maybe he killed Ronaldinho..... Check my office and see if there is blood....ok, i'll wait.....where did that BANG come from ? ...... he slapped you ? ...don't mind him.....so, there is no blood in the office?.....Then please check from the window and see if there is a dead central defender on the street......there isn't a dead man ? Ok...nevermind....ciao dear. We're on for tonight, right ?...yeah, i can't wait either. Bye bye.
Manciniiiiiiiiiiii, what kind of shit is this tribalshit. Ronaldinho isn't in my office.
Go check Tuttosport !
Mancini: t u t t, where the fuck is "O", tuttospor...t !!!! Ok boss, i'm in.
Hmmmm, according to Tuttosport, Juve will buy van der Vaart, Huntelaar, Mellberg, Messi, Kaka, Pirlo, Henry,Ronaldo, Vidic, Lampard, Drogba, Essien, Van Nistelrooy, Michael Jordan, Mike Tyson, Tiger Woods and....Ronaldinho !!!!!!!! Oh shit boss, he must be good then. Please buy him, please buy him........


There, that's why there are articles about Ronaldinho to Inter

 

[Kosta]

That's some vivid imagination and quite storytelling.

 

[sateeh]

I beg to differ..Masch isnt only about hassling and tackling..his positioning is second to none..his aggressive but intelligent closing down is also impressive..he is imo the best midfield tackler in the world...and he has marked some of the best midfielders in the world out of a game(namely Kaka and Fabregas)..Cambiasso might be a more complete player..he is the better passer, and he's better technically..but defensively Mascherrano is miles ahead of Cambiasso imho

Well we will have to agree to disagree there mate. Mascherano will be better than Cambiasso later imo but right now i think cambiasso is better as like mascherno marked kaka once, cambiasso did that for about 4 times successfully.

I still hate his guts though.

 

[Zé Tahir]

I wonder how they came with Ronaldinho's name since he wasn't rumoured to join Juve at all and i don't think they ever bought a player we weren't the first ones interested to buy him.

Probably it all went like this :

Nike directors: It will be cool if you buy Ronaldinho. He's sponsored by us.
Mancini: Who is Ronaldinho boss, a defender ?
Moratti: I think so.
Mancini: But we have many defenders.
Moratti: We never have too many players dear. Go surf on the internet to see if Juve want him.

After 30 minutes

Moratti: So, Juve wants him ?
Mancini: I don't know boss, i didn't check yet, but look what i found on the net, a woman with penis.
Moratti: You fool i told you to look for Ronaldinho, not to look at.....ohooo, olala, you think they are natural ?
Mancini: I don't think so, they are too big to be natural, but look at how big her cock is !!!!!!!!!!!!
Moratti: Eh, Maicon's is biger errrrr i mean Maicon's is harder, shiiiiiit, i mean Maicon's is....errrr , What's your problem Mancini ? I told you to find if some team is interested in Ronaldinho not to look at porn sites you pervert !
Mancini: Sorry boss. I'll check tribalfootball.....w w w.trib...where is A ? Aha, i found it. www.tribalfootball.com
after 5 minutes
Mancini: I can't find any info about him, boss. But look what i found, according to tribalfootball Maradona will start playing football again, Cagliari are close to signing Thierry Henry and ... OMG.....Kaka signed a pre-contract with Allah, no, not Allah, he signed with Aladdin, no, not Aladdin, Al Ahly. He signed a contract with Al Ahly.
Yuppppiiiiiiiiiii, haha, take that Berlusconi. Tribal are always right boss. We can start celebrating.
Moratti: Allah Lee ? Who's he, the muslim version of Bruce Lee ? Hahahaha
Mancini: Haha boss, not only that you're the smartest but you also tell the most funny jokes.
Moratti: Yeah, i'm a real joker, ain't i ? Now keep searching for Ronaldinho.
Mancini: I'm serching, i'm searching...aha, i found it.
According to tribal, Ronaldinho is at this moment in your office and he'll sign with us today.
Moratti: In my office !!! Shiiiiiiit, Marco Materazzi is also there. I must call my sexy secretary to make sure Matrix won't beat the hell out of Ronaldinho.
dialing...dialing...dialing... Hello, Zlatan, dear, did Ronaldinho come to my office ?.....you didn't see him ?......and is Matrix there ?.....he's there and he's angry ? Shit, maybe he killed Ronaldinho..... Check my office and see if there is blood....ok, i'll wait.....where did that BANG come from ? ...... he slapped you ? ...don't mind him.....so, there is no blood in the office?.....Then please check from the window and see if there is a dead central defender on the street......there isn't a dead man ? Ok...nevermind....ciao dear. We're on for tonight, right ?...yeah, i can't wait either. Bye bye.
Manciniiiiiiiiiiii, what kind of shit is this tribalshit. Ronaldinho isn't in my office.
Go check Tuttosport !
Mancini: t u t t, where the fuck is "O", tuttospor...t !!!! Ok boss, i'm in.
Hmmmm, according to Tuttosport, Juve will buy van der Vaart, Huntelaar, Mellberg, Messi, Kaka, Pirlo, Henry,Ronaldo, Vidic, Lampard, Drogba, Essien, Van Nistelrooy, Michael Jordan, Mike Tyson, Tiger Woods and....Ronaldinho !!!!!!!! Oh shit boss, he must be good then. Please buy him, please buy him........


There, that's why there are articles about Ronaldinho to Inter

 

[Salvo]

I wonder how they came with Ronaldinho's name since he wasn't rumoured to join Juve at all and i don't think they ever bought a player we weren't the first ones interested to buy him.

Probably it all went like this :

Nike directors: It will be cool if you buy Ronaldinho. He's sponsored by us.
Mancini: Who is Ronaldinho boss, a defender ?
Moratti: I think so.
Mancini: But we have many defenders.
Moratti: We never have too many players dear. Go surf on the internet to see if Juve want him.

After 30 minutes

Moratti: So, Juve wants him ?
Mancini: I don't know boss, i didn't check yet, but look what i found on the net, a woman with penis.
Moratti: You fool i told you to look for Ronaldinho, not to look at.....ohooo, olala, you think they are natural ?
Mancini: I don't think so, they are too big to be natural, but look at how big her cock is !!!!!!!!!!!!
Moratti: Eh, Maicon's is biger errrrr i mean Maicon's is harder, shiiiiiit, i mean Maicon's is....errrr , What's your problem Mancini ? I told you to find if some team is interested in Ronaldinho not to look at porn sites you pervert !
Mancini: Sorry boss. I'll check tribalfootball.....w w w.trib...where is A ? Aha, i found it. www.tribalfootball.com
after 5 minutes
Mancini: I can't find any info about him, boss. But look what i found, according to tribalfootball Maradona will start playing football again, Cagliari are close to signing Thierry Henry and ... OMG.....Kaka signed a pre-contract with Allah, no, not Allah, he signed with Aladdin, no, not Aladdin, Al Ahly. He signed a contract with Al Ahly.
Yuppppiiiiiiiiiii, haha, take that Berlusconi. Tribal are always right boss. We can start celebrating.
Moratti: Allah Lee ? Who's he, the muslim version of Bruce Lee ? Hahahaha
Mancini: Haha boss, not only that you're the smartest but you also tell the most funny jokes.
Moratti: Yeah, i'm a real joker, ain't i ? Now keep searching for Ronaldinho.
Mancini: I'm serching, i'm searching...aha, i found it.
According to tribal, Ronaldinho is at this moment in your office and he'll sign with us today.
Moratti: In my office !!! Shiiiiiiit, Marco Materazzi is also there. I must call my sexy secretary to make sure Matrix won't beat the hell out of Ronaldinho.
dialing...dialing...dialing... Hello, Zlatan, dear, did Ronaldinho come to my office ?.....you didn't see him ?......and is Matrix there ?.....he's there and he's angry ? Shit, maybe he killed Ronaldinho..... Check my office and see if there is blood....ok, i'll wait.....where did that BANG come from ? ...... he slapped you ? ...don't mind him.....so, there is no blood in the office?.....Then please check from the window and see if there is a dead central defender on the street......there isn't a dead man ? Ok...nevermind....ciao dear. We're on for tonight, right ?...yeah, i can't wait either. Bye bye.
Manciniiiiiiiiiiii, what kind of shit is this tribalshit. Ronaldinho isn't in my office.
Go check Tuttosport !
Mancini: t u t t, where the fuck is "O", tuttospor...t !!!! Ok boss, i'm in.
Hmmmm, according to Tuttosport, Juve will buy van der Vaart, Huntelaar, Mellberg, Messi, Kaka, Pirlo, Henry,Ronaldo, Vidic, Lampard, Drogba, Essien, Van Nistelrooy, Michael Jordan, Mike Tyson, Tiger Woods and....Ronaldinho !!!!!!!! Oh shit boss, he must be good then. Please buy him, please buy him........


There, that's why there are articles about Ronaldinho to Inter

OMFG thats some funny shit. my sexy seceratary zlatan. ha brilliant. :rofl2:
+ rep

 

[Dostoevsky]

Good stuff Alen.

+rep

 

[Bozi]

I wonder how they came with Ronaldinho's name since he wasn't rumoured to join Juve at all and i don't think they ever bought a player we weren't the first ones interested to buy him.

Probably it all went like this :

Nike directors: It will be cool if you buy Ronaldinho. He's sponsored by us.
Mancini: Who is Ronaldinho boss, a defender ?
Moratti: I think so.
Mancini: But we have many defenders.
Moratti: We never have too many players dear. Go surf on the internet to see if Juve want him.

After 30 minutes

Moratti: So, Juve wants him ?
Mancini: I don't know boss, i didn't check yet, but look what i found on the net, a woman with penis.
Moratti: You fool i told you to look for Ronaldinho, not to look at.....ohooo, olala, you think they are natural ?
Mancini: I don't think so, they are too big to be natural, but look at how big her cock is !!!!!!!!!!!!
Moratti: Eh, Maicon's is biger errrrr i mean Maicon's is harder, shiiiiiit, i mean Maicon's is....errrr , What's your problem Mancini ? I told you to find if some team is interested in Ronaldinho not to look at porn sites you pervert !
Mancini: Sorry boss. I'll check tribalfootball.....w w w.trib...where is A ? Aha, i found it. www.tribalfootball.com
after 5 minutes
Mancini: I can't find any info about him, boss. But look what i found, according to tribalfootball Maradona will start playing football again, Cagliari are close to signing Thierry Henry and ... OMG.....Kaka signed a pre-contract with Allah, no, not Allah, he signed with Aladdin, no, not Aladdin, Al Ahly. He signed a contract with Al Ahly.
Yuppppiiiiiiiiiii, haha, take that Berlusconi. Tribal are always right boss. We can start celebrating.
Moratti: Allah Lee ? Who's he, the muslim version of Bruce Lee ? Hahahaha
Mancini: Haha boss, not only that you're the smartest but you also tell the most funny jokes.
Moratti: Yeah, i'm a real joker, ain't i ? Now keep searching for Ronaldinho.
Mancini: I'm serching, i'm searching...aha, i found it.
According to tribal, Ronaldinho is at this moment in your office and he'll sign with us today.
Moratti: In my office !!! Shiiiiiiit, Marco Materazzi is also there. I must call my sexy secretary to make sure Matrix won't beat the hell out of Ronaldinho.
dialing...dialing...dialing... Hello, Zlatan, dear, did Ronaldinho come to my office ?.....you didn't see him ?......and is Matrix there ?.....he's there and he's angry ? Shit, maybe he killed Ronaldinho..... Check my office and see if there is blood....ok, i'll wait.....where did that BANG come from ? ...... he slapped you ? ...don't mind him.....so, there is no blood in the office?.....Then please check from the window and see if there is a dead central defender on the street......there isn't a dead man ? Ok...nevermind....ciao dear. We're on for tonight, right ?...yeah, i can't wait either. Bye bye.
Manciniiiiiiiiiiii, what kind of shit is this tribalshit. Ronaldinho isn't in my office.
Go check Tuttosport !
Mancini: t u t t, where the fuck is "O", tuttospor...t !!!! Ok boss, i'm in.
Hmmmm, according to Tuttosport, Juve will buy van der Vaart, Huntelaar, Mellberg, Messi, Kaka, Pirlo, Henry,Ronaldo, Vidic, Lampard, Drogba, Essien, Van Nistelrooy, Michael Jordan, Mike Tyson, Tiger Woods and....Ronaldinho !!!!!!!! Oh shit boss, he must be good then. Please buy him, please buy him........


There, that's why there are articles about Ronaldinho to Inter

:toast: niice man, could niot have done it better myself

 

[Azzurri7]

Mancini: Sorry boss. I'll check tribalfootball.....w w w.trib...where is A ? Aha, i found it. www.tribalfootball.com