"we couldn't win because vieria,zlatan and materazzi got stuck in a meat sandwich at half time and we couldn't find a bucket of water to throw over them"
Our supporters didn't throw a moped off the second tier and Zoro was not playing against us so our fans couldn't make monkey noises. Those hoohoohoohoo noises make Zlatan feel more at home, like when he was at the Malmo National Zoo.