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[peckface]

Obiously I do subconsciously.

 

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[Dan]

Maybe your job can be a man who studies peckers.

 

[peckface]

Intresting thoght. So I get to either be out in the Swedish woodz freezing my pecker off looking for woodchops. Or I could actually touch other mens flabby ones.

 

[Dan]

depends if you like touching other mens peckers. Good for size comparism.

 

[peckface]

Uhm yeah that would't exactly boost my confidence.

 

[ßöмßäяðîëя]

Don't lie.

 

[Dan]

you could make them smaller to boost your confidence.

 

[peckface]

Using a knife or some kind of liquid? I like your ideas!!

 

[Dan]

You could pretend they have some sort of fatal diesiese and two thirds need to be removed. you can even sell them on ebay to men who want to glue it on the end to improve their size.

glue not included.

 

[ßöмßäяðîëя]

++ [ originally posted by Dan ] ++
diesiese

Is that Rudolph Christian Karl I see there?

Lemme take off my glasses and see.

 

[peckface]

But I don't want other mens peni$ size to increase. Al though I really want to make some kind of profit.

 

[Dan]

Disease. Sorry.

 

[Dan]

++ [ originally posted by pecker ] ++
But I don't want other mens peni$ size to increase. Al though I really want to make some kind of profit.

Well, leave the ***** remains out in pure sunlight for a week, then send it.

 

[peckface]

Yeah but that would make it black and stumpy, no one would sew on a short black styumpy pecker. I don't even know if there is such a thing.

Good thinking though, perhaps I could dip it in aids DNA? If I do this for several years people will see having a big ***** as a dicease?

 

[Rami]

Try to sell one to Silvio...I bet he would pay good money for one pecker

 

[Dan]

undoubtedly.

 

[Rami]

and while ur at it get kaka and inzaghi one

 

[peckface]

I haven't even started and I already got a customer.

 

[Dan]

I heard if you rub ethanol alcohol pure on your pecker, it will grow larger.

 

[peckface]

Oh ive hearded the same thing about gasoline and fire.