Immigrating to Australia (1 Viewer)

[ßöмßäяðîëя]

You aren't criminal enough to move to Aussie-land.

 

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[Maher]

You aren't criminal enough to move to Aussie-land.

not yet

 

[ßöмßäяðîëя]

You sly devil, you!

 

[ReBeL]

Maher, just to get used to how Australians think, look at the joke that was voted their best joke last year:

Kris walks into his bedroom with a sheep under his arm and says:

"Darling, this is the pig I have sex with when you have a headache."

His girlfriend is lying in bed and replies:

"I think you'll find that's a sheep, you idiot."

The man says: "I think you'll find I wasn't talking to you ."

 

[Maher]

Maher, just to get used to how Australians think, look at the joke that was voted their best joke last year:

 

[ßöмßäяðîëя]

That is pretty funny, I think.

 

[JCK]

You like Sweden. Why?

I think so too, Sweden is one of the best countries to live in. Funny thing I was reading an article just yesterday and they were mentioning how Sweden is looked at in the MIddle East and Asia. It is Sweden's fault that the people there don't know much about the country or maybe have a distorted view about it, but I have been here for more than three years and I am planning to stay even more than that and I say it is one of the very few countries that I can find myself living in. (Other countries are Norway, Denmark and Holland)

 

[David01]

I think so too, Sweden is one of the best countries to live in. Funny thing I was reading an article just yesterday and they were mentioning how Sweden is looked at in the MIddle East and Asia. It is Sweden's fault that the people there don't know much about the country or maybe have a distorted view about it, but I have been here for more than three years and I am planning to stay even more than that and I say it is one of the very few countries that I can find myself living in. (Other countries are Norway, Denmark and Holland)

Belgium is right next to Holland and the food is way better

 

[sutnevuJ]

Let me guess..

you're Armenian ?

 

[Eddy]

Let me guess..

you're Armenian ?

 

[Zé Tahir]

You like Sweden. Why?

I grew up there; have all my friends there; have all my childhood memories there. The people are nice ( in the summer ) There's a sense of balance in people when it comes to work and relaxation; distances are nothing compared to here. Simply stated: Sweden's the best place to live in the world.

 

[Gill_juve]

i met some swedes on holiday and they were very nice, if they are all like that i'd love to live there

 

[Bjerknes]

Careful, Australia is running out of fresh water.

Shame I can't be there hoarding it all.

 

[Gill_juve]

Careful, Australia is running out of fresh water.

Shame I can't be there hoarding it all.

do you reckon that will continue? its a worrying site.

 

[Badass J Elkann]

so how many barca shirts did you have to flog on the streets to earn a move to australia?

 

[ßöмßäяðîëя]

Careful, Australia is running out of fresh water.

Shame I can't be there hoarding it all.

All you dirty Americans do is hoard natural resources.

 

[Bjerknes]

do you reckon that will continue? its a worrying site.

I don't have a clue, but I certainly wouldn't move to Australia and raise a family there.

 

[Bjerknes]

All you dirty Americans do is hoard natural resources.

I'm damn proud of that fact.

Forza Global Warming and Climate Change.

 

[Badass J Elkann]

I'm damn proud of that fact.

Forza Global Warming and Climate Change.

i guess bush is doing something right afterall :toast:

 

[Adzke]

so how many barca shirts did you have to flog on the streets to earn a move to australia?