I'm Not New Here.......KILL ME! (10 Viewers)

Apr 12, 2004
77,165
#1
To all of Juventuz, this is like a reverse shoutout or reverse dedication thread.

I just want to start with saying all of this is a joke.....so take it lightly, hey it's Burke, it isn't Ahmed Al-Saudi Arabia......so know that I'm joking.


Andy, you smell like feces and always sleep with me in the same bed and steal the covers when we get drunk.....keep it up. Also, don't use my women's studies notebook to wipe your ass after you papa bouba diop in my shower.

Ahmedios, forza that anal cannon all over the jihad nations of DR Congo, Zamboobawe, and NIGER......when you get to Corey, call me up, I'll let you in with a meat truck waiting.

Pado, put your Fappi lips all over my left testicle and yell, "MOMMA'S BOY." That makes my right testicle get jealous and it kicks itself, it hurts, BIG TIME.

Swagger-matic, Pull my finger........yep, that was a Russian nuclear weapon that went off in Baku. When you pull my finger, I don't fart, it lets loose a Thermonuclear weapon somewhere in the world.

Dominic, I don't know you, so take me outside and fuck me with a pool cue.

Vinni, I think I like it when you cut me and thwap me across the ankles with that collapsible baton........DO IT AGAIN!

Mark 83, you are the 83rd mark on this forum, keep it up, FUCKFACE.

Mark 77, same as above, just the 77th.

JEM83, I need a rok so i am going to smoke it while i take a junior mint and put it in my nostril.

Jaques Cousteu (or whatever), I bet you have not even taken Biology 416, you know, the art of CANCER......

Fabiana, get on the forums, or move to New South Wales, because Australia has no computers either, better to help you out......plus the DINGO CAN EAT YOUR BABIES.....much like A.B.E. already does.

Nick, Sergio, if you fuckers could stop wanking in the closet long enough to post, I might give you a real mention.


RABBI AZZURRI 7, I LOVE YOU, and to let you know, I sent you a package in the mail to Romania and in it is, hotdogs, a bar of soap, a used condom and a picture of my mom, clothed, because that is more wank worthy.

Bes, i like the beard.

vSnoop, you make me want to Krazy cur curmudgeon or whatever it is about loving your and ours fat stomys all over random burka'd women in the streets on baghdad....OHH SHIT i got shot by my own troops, im dead.

vidocq, get a real username, pansy.

HECTOR, my favvvvvrite member. I love you like i love having shit put in my mouth out of a fat man's anus....my mouth would be so tasty that you could suck me off and then I might call you in the morning, so all i really have to say is, Hector......EAT MY NUTS, belgium.

Gray, Im just tired of you keep doing your ching chong talk alllllll up in here like this is south america, keep your china food to where it belong, in Calcutta. And also.....was there really a General Tso?
 

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Bjerknes

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Mar 16, 2004
116,146
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ßömßäяdîëя™;1344213 said:
HECTOR, my favvvvvrite member. I love you like i love having shit put in my mouth out of a fat man's anus....my mouth would be so tasty that you could suck me off and then I might call you in the morning, so all i really have to say is, Hector......EAT MY NUTS, belgium.

Gray, Im just tired of you keep doing your ching chong talk alllllll up in here like this is south america, keep your china food to where it belong, in Calcutta. And also.....was there really a General Tso?
:rofl2: :rofl2: :rofl2:
 

Azzurri7

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Dec 16, 2003
72,692
#14
ßömßäяdîëя™;1344213 said:
RABBI AZZURRI 7, I LOVE YOU, and to let you know, I sent you a package in the mail to Romania and in it is, hotdogs, a bar of soap, a used condom and a picture of my mom, clothed, because that is more wank worthy.

HECTOR, my favvvvvrite member. I love you like i love having shit put in my mouth out of a fat man's anus....my mouth would be so tasty that you could suck me off and then I might call you in the morning, so all i really have to say is, Hector......EAT MY NUTS, belgium.

Gray, Im just tired of you keep doing your ching chong talk alllllll up in here like this is south america, keep your china food to where it belong, in Calcutta. And also.....was there really a General Tso?
:lol::lol:
 

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