Girlies!!! i didnt did this jokes!! they came on a email, so i not make responsible =P
> Why is wonderful to be man? >
> 1. The telephone conversations last 30 seconds.
> 2. The vacations of 5 days require a single suitcase.
> 3. Your buttock is not a determining factor in the work interviews.
> 4. When purchase condoms in the pharmacy, they dont imagine yourself naked. >
> 5. All your orgasms are real.
> 6. A small belly does not make a nightmare to opposite sex.
> 7. To the friends it does not matter to them if you have raised or lowered of weight.
> 8. You do not have to load a full wallet of stupidities to go everywhere
> 9. You can go bathroom single and you never request company. > 10. They do not applaud you by any act of intelligence... because it is normal.
> 11. It does not matter to you if a visit arrives and you have not make the bed.
> 12. In order to accept a indecent proposal you do not have to think if you have shaved the legs.
> 13. You do not require an impeccable toilet.
>! 14. You can be bathed and ready in 10 minutes.
> 15. In sex never your reputation worries to you.
> 16. If anybody does not invite you to its wedding, still it can continue being your friend.
> 17. Your underclothes can cost 6 dollars, by a package of three. > 18. If it is warm, you can take off the t-shirt. >
> 19. No one of your colleagues has the capacity to make you cry.
> 20. You do not have shave more than you face.
> 21. If you have 35 and you are unmarried, nobody cares.
> 22. You can participate in pissing championships.
> 23. Everything what you have in the face is of natural color.
> 24. You can enjoy a stroll in car quiet.
> 25. Flowers remedy all your sins.
> 26. You think about sex the 90 percent of the time that you are wide-awake.
> 27. They do not worry to the feelings about the other people
to you
28. You do not have to take to a detail every time that you visit a friend.
> 29. the "games" before sex are optional.
> 30. The mechanics see your face when talking to you.
> 31. You really dont care if someone notices your new haircut. >
> 32. You can see TV with a friend in total silence and by several hours, without thinking "will be gotten upset with me"
> 33. You can admire to Kevin Costner, without stop eating and trying to have his fit.
> 34. You can sit down with the opened legs, without mattering what you are using. >
> 35. You can eat all of you friends meat without worrying abot what the guys will think.
> 36. In the restaurant you dont have to give almost all of your food to your mate.
> 37. The remote control of the TV is only yours.
> 38. People look at your face when you are talking, not at your chest.
> 39. You never lose a sexual experience because "you are brave". >
> 40. If you have a bad relation with some girl, it not affect that you could have good sex with her.
> 41. Your spermatozoa could duplicate the Earth population... at least in theory.
> 42. We dont have to take in count the days.
> 43. You can tinkle anywhere public and until in the presence of the women.
> 44. From 365 days at year, you can have sex in 364.
> 45. When you make new friends, you dont have to worry if they are only talking to you to have sex.
> 46. We dont have to suffer for 9 months,,,just enjoy 5 minutes.
> 47. You dont have to memorize all the birthdates of you friends. >
> 48. When you are going to party, the perfect comnination of clothes are not a problem.
> 49. When you are on a party, and get drunk, you dont have to worry about what the other girls will do to you!.".
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