Il Capitano Alessandro Del Piero (108 Viewers)

[KB824]

Man, I'm already bored of hearing people speak about how sad they'll be when Del Piero retires.

I love the guy, but life goes on.

Man up or just kill yourselves now.

I'm only looking out for you Red.

i hope you know that

 

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[Red]

I've advised folk to commit suicide before and nothing has happened.

Well, I've never heard back from any of the folk I advised, anyway.

 

[KB824]

I've advised folk to commit suicide before and nothing has happened.

Well, I've never heard back from any of the folk I advised, anyway.

Well, you can look at it two ways.

#1) They were so upset that you would actually tell them to kill themselves, that they questioned your friendship, did not deem you as a worthy friend, and never made contact with you again.

#2) They took your advice and they're dead.


Either way, they are out of your life, which is probably what you were looking for in the first place

 

[Red]

Well, you can look at it two ways.

#1) They were so upset that you would actually tell them to kill themselves, that they questioned your friendship, did not deem you as a worthy friend, and never made contact with you again.

#2) They took your advice and they're dead.


Either way, they are out of your life, which is probably what you were looking for in the first place

Bingo.

 

[Salvo]

im dead

 

[Red]

That would explain your lack of punctuation.

 

[Salvo]

That would explain your lack of punctuation.

my, heaven! is without proper ;punctuation:

oh and an ageless del piero

 

[IrishZebra]

I'm still here and Im still you internet aqqauintence

 

[KB824]

my, heaven! is without proper ;punctuation:

oh and an ageless del piero

that's weird.

My heaven consists of a young Marilyn Monroe, Sophia Loren, Racquel Welch, and an unlimited supply of Tacos.

To each their own, I guess.

 

[Red]

Zebra, Have I told you to kill yourself?

 

[IrishZebra]

Zebra, Have I told you to kill yourself?

Can't remember, have you?

Ima be hella sad when the king retires though

 

[Red]

Well, if advising folk to top themselves doesn't work, I may have to something more drastic, like putting folk on the ignore list.

 

[KB824]

So we can add Salvo and IrishZebra to the Del Piero Death Pool.

No point in adding Rab to the list.

He's the one that's going to be creating his own version of Jonestown, anyway

 

[Red]

This could be a quite a profitable venture, if we can just get these people to leave all their worldly possessions to an appropriate person/organisation.

 

[IrishZebra]

Well, if advising folk to top themselves doesn't work, I may have to something more drastic, like putting folk on the ignore list.

You'd miss me, the pair of you

 

[KB824]

You'd miss me, the pair of you

I won't ignore you.

I like you

You seem drunk half of the time

 

[KB824]

This could be a quite a profitable venture, if we can just get these people to leave all their worldly possessions to an appropriate person/organisation.

We could pool all their money and send it to Juventus so that they can buy Giuseppe Rossi and Antonio Cassano.

Oh, the sweet irony

 

[Red]

I won't ignore you.

I like you

You seem drunk half of the time

Odd, considering he is Irish all the time.

 

[IrishZebra]

half!?

 

[Red]

You'd miss me, the pair of you

Perhaps, but it may be for the greater good.

We could pool all their money and send it to Juventus so that they can buy Giuseppe Rossi and Antonio Cassano.

Oh, the sweet irony

Awesome.

This scam is potentially far more damaging to my employment prospects than telling people to kill themselves is.