Hello everyone, my name is X and I'm known for being a Prick. I would like to share some story with everyone here. When I first joined the forums I had no balls to show my hatred towards Del Piero but wtf I couldn't let it inside me for more than this, I was about to explode, and god knows if I explode I could hurt entire Russia.
I don't have a favorite player because I'm cool. I enjoy posting long posts and put lot of efforts in them to show you that I dedicate some of my time for this place even though not everyone can appreciate it. I don't know why they don't appreciate. Why do you guys think? For example, I'll show you guys how I sincerely contribute to the forums....
Del Piero - 145784 min played scored 16 goals, 4 of them Penalty kicks 1 offside.
Amauri - 143219 min played scored 12 goals 6 assists
Iaquinta - 754 min played scored 18 goals
Giovinco - 6hous flight to Parma thanks to Del Piero
Diego - 450 euros air tickets, business class to Worlfsburg thanks to Alex
Ciro Ferrara - unknown figure due to dressing room conflicts thanks to Dp
Don't tell me I don't contribute? you mad bro? you prick?
Anyway, me as an X, I celebrate every single goal, be it a goal from Krasic or Lenza. Not only I celebrate, but I celebrate like a madman. I mean why celebrate like a double mad man if Del Piero scores???
I don't get this, he's slower than a turtle according to my latest statistics studies, and he's the cancer of this team, and not to mention how fat he is, I mean, even though I'm fatter and double Del Piero's size I can still run faster than him ask Y. Not only this, but 15 years ago when I was 24 years old I had the chance to become even a better player than Del Piero but due to Soviet civil wars I couldn't make it. But wtf, I'll go on diet, loose 61 kg and I can still make it.
Another thing you guys should know about me, even though I think this cancer fat turtle isn't adding much to our team I'm still obsessed with him posting here day and night. Why is it happening with me? I mean instead of making a brown light sandwish for myself I keep on checking his thread for some unknown reason.
Last but not least, cancer man should leave the SS position for someone else. I wont accept him killing this position countless times and no one's moving or acting while he's in-charge of our transfer market since Di Vaio days up till Wolfsburg last deal.
Sorry for keeping you guys long but X aka the prick felt the need to take this out of his chest. I really try not to put efforts to my post it's not like what Del Piero Style said yesterday that I try too much I just want you guys to know I make good posts even though I do admit most of the times I do act 30 years younger than my age.
Love, X
