Il Capitano Alessandro Del Piero (146 Viewers)

[Alen]

You were right about the small hands...

Small hands, small nose, no Adam's apple. You can't say that you weren't warned.
That's my lesson for you and I hope it will be helpful in the future when you choose men.


P.S: Sorry for the late reply, but Epaminondas fucked my entire evening

 

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[Azzurri7]

I'd take Tiago over more than half of the team.

I hope you're not serious. You seen his finishes infront of the goal? Or when he shoots from 20meters? He's ZERO.

Those legs of him are anything but male's legs.

 

[king Ale]

They don't look much like the Armenians or Greeks, they resemble the syrians and Iraqi's somehow, not much though.

Hey, not all our men look like Ahmadinejad ffs

 

[king Ale]

I hope you're not serious. You seen his finishes infront of the goal? Or when he shoots from 20meters? He's ZERO.

Those legs of him are anything but male's legs.

I still feel more secure to have him as the penalty kick taker rather than Buffon, Cannavaro, Caceres, Chiellini, Sissoko and Trezeguet. That's more than half of the team

 

[Azzurri7]

Hey, not all our men look like Ahmadinejad ffs

Ahmadinejad is really ugly. Not all Iranian men resemble him though but they really look alike, it's like they come from one family. I also noticed that most Iranian men dress almost the same from my friends here.

Iranian women are mixture I noticed.

 

[king Ale]

You got Iranian friends there?

 

[Azzurri7]

You got Iranian friends there?

Too many. Men and Women. They're nice people, generous, very sociable. We hang out a lot and I learned a lot about your culture and country from them.

 

[Suns]

Where you from?

I was born and raised here in Sweden but I'm originally from Iraq.

He's looking like Iranians but he is not Iranian

I remember when you asked me questions about my looks after I posted my picture and I thought you were a dude. But then I realized you weren't a dude and everything made sense

 

[Dragula]

this is all so sad & disheartening

 

[Eddy]

Our men are sometimes mistaken for the Syrians, Iraqis, Turks, Armenians and Greeks

Praise and love your Aryan brothers

 

[Snoop]

Btw, for the love of Football, for the love of hot atmosphere, for the love of me sweating while watching Del Piero, playing him Ciro and because we smell a freekick.

you love sweating?

He's looking like Iranians but he is not Iranian

Bikhshe means "live" in Farsi? it means hole in Arabic, and usually they use it for asshole

I have a friend watches EPL from Iranian TV, he mocks your language all the time, well it is funny I watched once

Praise and love your Aryan brothers

Brothers?? Those bastards smoked our asses in our history, forgot? They ripped our "great Armenia" apart, they killed Vartan from behind ffs

 

[Azzurri7]

you love sweating?

Only when the Captain is playing.

 

[Snoop]

with what?

 

[SABSAB]

You are sweet

I was about banging my head to a wall when Diego screwed that free-kick against Parma. It should have been Ale's

I do that before, while and after every free kick he takes. I never liked them in Bundesliga and they are even worser here.

You can't imagine how I miss seeing him taking freekicks. I'm in the 7th heaven when he scores a freekick. Ahhhh Del Piero

It only takes Ales free kicks?

I have a thing for good looking Italians

Don't we all have

Small hands, small nose, no Adam's apple. You can't say that you weren't warned.
That's my lesson for you and I hope it will be helpful in the future when you choose men.


P.S: Sorry for the late reply, but Epaminondas fucked my entire evening

Should have listened to you.

Mine too I was going through everyone I could found who had contact with Heracles, checked everyone with corinthian helmets but the only one I didn't found and checked was Epaminondas

 

[Del Piero Style]

Well, in the end of the match tommorow Ale will probably end the first half of the season without a single goal, for the first time in his career.

I hate this season

 

[Azzurri7]

with what?

With the ball you prick.

It only takes Ales free kicks?

Only Ales free kicks :cap:

 

[SABSAB]

Only Ales free kicks :cap:

Does it turn you on when your sexual partner wears a Del Piero shirt in bed?
If not what about an Del Piero shirt out of chocolate sauce and whipping cream?

 

[Del Piero Style]

Does it turn you on when your sexual partner wears a Del Piero shirt in bed?
If not what about an Del Piero shirt out of chocolate sauce and whipping cream?

that's a good idea...take a chocolate sauce, and write with it "del piero 10" on my girlfriend's back...don't try that if you're fans of jan venegoor of hesselink...too much sauce

 

[Del Piero Style]

"Del Piero? Con Alessandro io ho parlato in maniera chiara - ha aggiunto il tecnico della Juventus - se non sta trovando lo spazio, non potrà essere contento però mi è sembrato abbastanza sereno".

that's what ciro said today. translate please!

 

[Snoop]

With the ball you prick.



Only Ales free kicks :cap:

what kind of balls?